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Wednesday, 31 August 2011
I know so many people...
I know so many people hate me because I'm not so good. But some people love me because they know that "I'm Not Too Bad...!"
Zubaida Aapa Ka Totka...
Zubaida Aapa Ka Totka Dil Lubhata Hai
Bori Ka Naya Print Bhi Nazar Ata Hai
Pepsi 65 Ki Hui Samajh Ata Hai
Magar Koi Bataye Mujhe
Ye Rehman Malik Apple Kha Kar Kela Kiun Batata Hai...?
Tuesday, 30 August 2011
WAPDA walon ki....
WAPDA walon ki Maan ki.....
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Azmat ko mera Salam.
Asalamualaikum Anti g!
Aidday Haramday Bachay Jamay Jay!
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Azmat ko mera Salam.
Asalamualaikum Anti g!
Aidday Haramday Bachay Jamay Jay!
Every woman wants a guy...
Every woman wants a guy...
Who hugs her when they're watching a scary movie...
Who gives her his jacket even when he himself is feeling cold...
Who will always be the one to make her laugh...
Who will never complain, never stare at other women, never stray...
Who will be romantic and not scared to say "I Love You"...
Most importantly he will love her for who she is...
And that guy is what Google calls...
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'No Result Found'
Who hugs her when they're watching a scary movie...
Who gives her his jacket even when he himself is feeling cold...
Who will always be the one to make her laugh...
Who will never complain, never stare at other women, never stray...
Who will be romantic and not scared to say "I Love You"...
Most importantly he will love her for who she is...
And that guy is what Google calls...
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'No Result Found'
Monday, 29 August 2011
Jo cheez tumhain tang karey
Sir to student: Jo cheez tumhain tang karey ya perashan karey usko apne pas bhi bhtakne na do.
Student: Chal fer mera puttar bar nikal shabash...!
Student: Chal fer mera puttar bar nikal shabash...!
Celebrate the Pain...!
Short but nice sentence...
"Life is beautiful only for those who know how to celebrate the Pain...!"
"Life is beautiful only for those who know how to celebrate the Pain...!"
PIA Air Hostess
Air Hostess: Sir, ap kya lain gay?
Lahori Musafir akartay huey: Pepsi, Kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken with naan, raita and salad.
Air Hostess: Sir, Masjid di toti warga monh ay tuwada, Tusi PIA de jahaaz te ay ho apni pehan de walima tey nahi.
MORAL: Air Hostess Faisalabadi si...!
Lahori Musafir akartay huey: Pepsi, Kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken with naan, raita and salad.
Air Hostess: Sir, Masjid di toti warga monh ay tuwada, Tusi PIA de jahaaz te ay ho apni pehan de walima tey nahi.
MORAL: Air Hostess Faisalabadi si...!
Living with a woman...
Living with a woman is like playing cards...
You need a heart to love her,
A diamond to marry her,
A club to smash her head in,
And a Spade to bury her...
You need a heart to love her,
A diamond to marry her,
A club to smash her head in,
And a Spade to bury her...
Life is weakest when...
Life is weakest when there are more doubts than trusts but Life is strongest when you learn how to trust in-spite of the doubts.
When a wife says...
When a wife says "WHAT?"
It's not that she didn't hear you...
She's just giving you a chance to change your what you said...!
It's not that she didn't hear you...
She's just giving you a chance to change your what you said...!
Sunday, 28 August 2011
Hidden Facts
Ho can I believe when "Lie" just lies in the center of BELIEVE...
How can I love when there is "Over" in LOVER...
How can I be friend with anyone when we know there is "End" in FRIEND...
How can I alone trust YOU when there is "Us" in TRUST...
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How can I live a life when there is "If" in LIFE...
Have A Good Day!
How can I love when there is "Over" in LOVER...
How can I be friend with anyone when we know there is "End" in FRIEND...
How can I alone trust YOU when there is "Us" in TRUST...
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How can I live a life when there is "If" in LIFE...
Have A Good Day!
Saturday, 27 August 2011
A wife hits her husband...
A wife hits her husband with a Frying Pan.
Husband: What's that for?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket, with a name 'Jenny'.
Husband: I played race last week and Jenny was the name of my 'Horse'.
Wife: Sorry!
Nest day wife hit him with the Frying Pan again.
Husband: Now what?
Wife: Your 'Horse' is on the phone...!
Husband: What's that for?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket, with a name 'Jenny'.
Husband: I played race last week and Jenny was the name of my 'Horse'.
Wife: Sorry!
Nest day wife hit him with the Frying Pan again.
Husband: Now what?
Wife: Your 'Horse' is on the phone...!
1 stone is enough to...
1 stone is enough to break a glass.
1 sentence is enough to break a heart.
1 second is enough to fall in love.
BUT what the hell....
1 chapter is not enough to pass in exam...!
1 sentence is enough to break a heart.
1 second is enough to fall in love.
BUT what the hell....
1 chapter is not enough to pass in exam...!
Sikandar aur Qalandar
"Sikandar" khush nahi hai loot kar daulat zamaanay ki
"Qalandar" dono hathon se luta kar raqs karta hai
"Qalandar" dono hathon se luta kar raqs karta hai
A super thought...
A super thought for all those who love their Friends.
A good friend never allows you to Do Wrong things...
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ALONE...!
A good friend never allows you to Do Wrong things...
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ALONE...!
I want to go back...
I want to go back to the time...!
When happiness means a bar of chocolate,
When victory means finishing your plate first,
When safety means being in your Mom's arms,
When Dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and touching the roof in his strong arms meant high above the Sky,
When the only thing broken were your toys,
When you loved everybody and every one loved you,
I wish I could go back...!
I wish...
I wish...
I wish...
When happiness means a bar of chocolate,
When victory means finishing your plate first,
When safety means being in your Mom's arms,
When Dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and touching the roof in his strong arms meant high above the Sky,
When the only thing broken were your toys,
When you loved everybody and every one loved you,
I wish I could go back...!
I wish...
I wish...
I wish...
Saving Patrol...
A beautiful line written at a petrol pump...
"Avoid girl friends, it saves 90% petrol...!"
"Avoid girl friends, it saves 90% petrol...!"
Friday, 26 August 2011
Hard work...???
A Lion sleeps 18 hours a day...
If hard work is the only key to success then Donkey would have been the King of Animals...!
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Sleep tight...!
If hard work is the only key to success then Donkey would have been the King of Animals...!
So
Sleep tight...!
Kachuwa aur Khargosh
Khargosh ke F.Sc. mein aye 75% marks, Kachuway ke 50%. Phir bhi Kachuway ka university mein admission ho gaya. Kesy...??????????
Sports base pe...!
Bachpan mein race jeeta tha na...!
Sports base pe...!
Bachpan mein race jeeta tha na...!
Thursday, 25 August 2011
Global Warming...!
Who care if my Grand kids won't see a Polar Bear???
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I have not seen Dinosaurs and I have never complained...!
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I have not seen Dinosaurs and I have never complained...!
"Nothing...!"
Definition of Nothing:
Time doesn't wait for you or me, days pass and years change, you missed your loved ones you move away from your closed ones. Your life changes, friends changes, people changes but your heart have those precious moments engraved in it whether you want it or not. They're always there making you happy at sad times and sad at happy times...You sit back, think about those happy days and smile and when somebody asks you the reason for your smile, you just say "NOTHING...!"
Time doesn't wait for you or me, days pass and years change, you missed your loved ones you move away from your closed ones. Your life changes, friends changes, people changes but your heart have those precious moments engraved in it whether you want it or not. They're always there making you happy at sad times and sad at happy times...You sit back, think about those happy days and smile and when somebody asks you the reason for your smile, you just say "NOTHING...!"
Jis dil mein Dost...
Mujhe apne dil ke "Zoq-e-Kamal" ki intiha to pata nahi
Lakin jis dil mein "Dost" basty hon wo dil kabhi "Tanha" nahi
Lakin jis dil mein "Dost" basty hon wo dil kabhi "Tanha" nahi
Marasi te goli
Marasi: O menu goli na marnaan...
Daku: Kiun? Daar lagda e...!
Marasi: Menu goli to daar nahi lagda. O jehrri pehle "Thaaa" hondi a, o mera taraah kadd dendi a...!
Daku: Kiun? Daar lagda e...!
Marasi: Menu goli to daar nahi lagda. O jehrri pehle "Thaaa" hondi a, o mera taraah kadd dendi a...!
Kabhi Kabhi
Kabhi Kabhi he sahi, par chawlain zaroor mara karo
Chup rehte ho to Aqalmandi ka gumaan hota hai...
Chup rehte ho to Aqalmandi ka gumaan hota hai...
Tips for Husband to...
Tips for Husband to make his wife happy...!
Its not difficult to make a wife happy. A husband only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a chef
5. an electrician
6. a carpenter
7. a plumber
8. a mechanic
9. a decorator
10. a stylist
11. a driver
12. a psychologist
13. a pest exterminator
14. a psychiatrist
15. a healer
16. a good listener
17. an organizer
18. a good father
19. very clean
20. sympathetic
21. athletic
22. warm
23. attentive
24. All time romantic
25. intelligent
26. funny
27. creative
28. tender
29. strong
30. understanding
31. toe rant
32. prudent
33. ambitious
34. capable
35. courageous
36. determined
37. true
38. dependable
39. passionate
40. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
41. give her compliments regularly
42. love shopping
43. be honest
44. be very rich
45. not stress her out
46. not look at other girls...
Easy..! isn't it???????????????
Its not difficult to make a wife happy. A husband only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a chef
5. an electrician
6. a carpenter
7. a plumber
8. a mechanic
9. a decorator
10. a stylist
11. a driver
12. a psychologist
13. a pest exterminator
14. a psychiatrist
15. a healer
16. a good listener
17. an organizer
18. a good father
19. very clean
20. sympathetic
21. athletic
22. warm
23. attentive
24. All time romantic
25. intelligent
26. funny
27. creative
28. tender
29. strong
30. understanding
31. toe rant
32. prudent
33. ambitious
34. capable
35. courageous
36. determined
37. true
38. dependable
39. passionate
40. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
41. give her compliments regularly
42. love shopping
43. be honest
44. be very rich
45. not stress her out
46. not look at other girls...
Easy..! isn't it???????????????
Wednesday, 24 August 2011
Father
"There are no perfect fathers, But a father will always love Perfectly..."
Love and Respect your Parents. Remember to care for those who care for You...!
Love and Respect your Parents. Remember to care for those who care for You...!
Tuesday, 23 August 2011
Pyari baat
Hamesha apni choti choti ghalatiyon se bachne ki koshish karo kiun ke insan paharro'n se nahi patharon se thokar khata hay...
Monday, 22 August 2011
On a date in a park
Boy: You are so beautiful....
Girl: You too Sweet Heart...
A man passing by: Both of you please get your eyes checked after date...!
Girl: You too Sweet Heart...
A man passing by: Both of you please get your eyes checked after date...!
Civil Awards?????
Civil Awards on 14-Aug-2011:
Farooq Naik, Chairman Senate
Medal: Nishan-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Unknown...!
Fehmida Mirza, Speaker National Assembly
Medal: Nishan-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Wife of Zulfiqar Mirza...!
Farzana Raja, Chairperson of the Benazir Income Support Programme (BISP) with the status of Federal Minister
Medal: Hilal-e-Imtiaz
Reason: 70 Billion Rupees...!(Sab ko peechay chor diya chupke se...!)
Rehman Malik, Interior Minister of Pakistan
Medal: Nishan-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Highest number of Target Killings in a year...!
Sharmila Farooqi, Ex-Advisor to CM Sindh
Medal: Sitara-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Most appearances on TV...!
Salman Farooqi, President's Special Secretary
Medal: Nishan-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Uncle of Sharmila Farooqi...!
Hussain Haqqani, Pakistan's Ambassador to the United States in Washington, DC
Medal: Hilal-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Best performance for US GOVT...!
Farhat-ul-llah Baber, President House Spokesperson
Medal: Hilal-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Best servant in President House, Islamabad...!
Nargis Sethi Ex-Principal Secretary to PM
Medal: Sitara-e-Imtiaz
Reason: She is the only lady with name "Seth" in Pakistan...!
Meera, A film actress
Medal: Pride of Performance
Reason: Khud hi samjhain...!
Last but not least
Name: 18 Cror Pakistani People
Medal: Tamgha-e-Jurrat
Reason: In haalat mein bhi zinda hain...!
Farooq Naik, Chairman Senate
Medal: Nishan-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Unknown...!
Fehmida Mirza, Speaker National Assembly
Medal: Nishan-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Wife of Zulfiqar Mirza...!
Farzana Raja, Chairperson of the Benazir Income Support Programme (BISP) with the status of Federal Minister
Medal: Hilal-e-Imtiaz
Reason: 70 Billion Rupees...!(Sab ko peechay chor diya chupke se...!)
Rehman Malik, Interior Minister of Pakistan
Medal: Nishan-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Highest number of Target Killings in a year...!
Sharmila Farooqi, Ex-Advisor to CM Sindh
Medal: Sitara-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Most appearances on TV...!
Salman Farooqi, President's Special Secretary
Medal: Nishan-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Uncle of Sharmila Farooqi...!
Hussain Haqqani, Pakistan's Ambassador to the United States in Washington, DC
Medal: Hilal-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Best performance for US GOVT...!
Farhat-ul-llah Baber, President House Spokesperson
Medal: Hilal-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Best servant in President House, Islamabad...!
Nargis Sethi Ex-Principal Secretary to PM
Medal: Sitara-e-Imtiaz
Reason: She is the only lady with name "Seth" in Pakistan...!
Meera, A film actress
Medal: Pride of Performance
Reason: Khud hi samjhain...!
Last but not least
Name: 18 Cror Pakistani People
Medal: Tamgha-e-Jurrat
Reason: In haalat mein bhi zinda hain...!
Sunday, 21 August 2011
Strong Relation
Best line to be used in a strong relation:
"I trust you blindly but please never prove me a Blind...!"
"I trust you blindly but please never prove me a Blind...!"
Care and Affection
Care and affection is not a business where you give and you get. It is a beautiful feeling for someone where you like to give even if you don't get...!
Logic of our mind
"How strange the logic of our mind... We look for compromise when we are wrong BUT we look for justice when others are wrong...!"
Have A Good Day!
Have A Good Day!
A very funny quote
A very funny quote:
"Come like a horse rider, sit like a thief and go like a king...!"
This slogan was written on a ......... "Toilet Door"
Now read again.
"Come like a horse rider, sit like a thief and go like a king...!"
This slogan was written on a ......... "Toilet Door"
Now read again.
Ek din mein ne dil se poocha...
Ek din mein ne dil se poocha "Waadon" aur "Yaadon" mein kya farq hai?
Jawab mila...
Mera kam blodd supply karna aen, eho jay swal FARAZ kolon pucho...!
Jawab mila...
Mera kam blodd supply karna aen, eho jay swal FARAZ kolon pucho...!
Gabbar and Thakur
Gabbar: Ye hath mujh ko de de Thakur...!
Thakur: Le Le, mere saath sab ke le le, Basanti ke bhi le le, Jay aur veeru ke bhi le le...! Octopus ban ja kaminay...!
Gabbar: Sorry yaar, Tu to emotional ho gaya...!
Thakur: Le Le, mere saath sab ke le le, Basanti ke bhi le le, Jay aur veeru ke bhi le le...! Octopus ban ja kaminay...!
Gabbar: Sorry yaar, Tu to emotional ho gaya...!
Friday, 19 August 2011
After years of research...
After years of research scientists have finally discovered few things:
Q: How much sleep the average person needs?
A: the answer is "5 more minutes"...!
Q: What is a calorie?
A: Calories are the little devils that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter...!
Q: Why Facebook is so hit?
A: People are more interested in other's life than their own...!
Q: How much sleep the average person needs?
A: the answer is "5 more minutes"...!
Q: What is a calorie?
A: Calories are the little devils that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter...!
Q: Why Facebook is so hit?
A: People are more interested in other's life than their own...!
My attitude to life
My attitude to life:
What people think about me , If I going to think about this then what people will think....?
What people think about me , If I going to think about this then what people will think....?
Nothing is interesting...
Short but explanatory sentence:
"Nothing is interesting, if you are not interested..."
Have A Nice Day.
"Nothing is interesting, if you are not interested..."
Have A Nice Day.
Tasveer-e-Kainaat KA Aks Hai ALLAH
Tasveer-e-Kainaat KA Aks Hai "ALLAH"
Dil Ko Jo Jagaa De Wo Ehsaas Hai "ALLAH"
Ay Banda-e-Momin Tera Dil Kiun Udas Hai
Dil Se Zara Pukar Tere Pass Hai "ALLAH"
Dil Ko Jo Jagaa De Wo Ehsaas Hai "ALLAH"
Ay Banda-e-Momin Tera Dil Kiun Udas Hai
Dil Se Zara Pukar Tere Pass Hai "ALLAH"
The Great Allama Iqbal
Fana Na Kar Apni Zindagi Ko Raah-e-Junoon Mein Iqbal
Tab Kare Ga Ibadat Jab Gunnah Karne Ki Taqat Na Hogi
Tab Kare Ga Ibadat Jab Gunnah Karne Ki Taqat Na Hogi
Thursday, 18 August 2011
Wives are like...
Wives are like clouds...
Why...?
Because...
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The minute they disappear...The Day suddenly gets brighter...!
Why...?
Because...
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The minute they disappear...The Day suddenly gets brighter...!
Just imagine life without...
Just imagine life without girls...The Results...
Markets silent
Streets empty
The Police at rest
All mobile phone companies in loss
No SMS
No flowers
No Valentines
No gifts
No candles
No perfumes
No long drives
and all the boys...
Straight to Heaven...!
Markets silent
Streets empty
The Police at rest
All mobile phone companies in loss
No SMS
No flowers
No Valentines
No gifts
No candles
No perfumes
No long drives
and all the boys...
Straight to Heaven...!
Aap aur PEPSI
Aap aur PEPSI mein 3 chezain same hain...
1. Sab ko pasand ho.
2. Dono sweet ho.
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3. Dono mein dimagh ki jaga Dhakkan laga huwa hay...!
1. Sab ko pasand ho.
2. Dono sweet ho.
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3. Dono mein dimagh ki jaga Dhakkan laga huwa hay...!
Kahani 2011
Ek ghareeb larka udasi ki halat me ja raha tha ke usko ek charagh mila. Usne wo charagh khushi sy utha lia. Jab usne usko haath se ragra to wo ek zordaar dhamaaky sy phat gaya...7 afraad halaak 12 zakhmi...
Aladin ka daour gaya beta...!
Aladin ka daour gaya beta...!
Wednesday, 17 August 2011
Your Heart...
Your heart is your great friend if YOU control it.... but your heart is your greatest enemy if it controls YOU...!
The Great Allam Iqbal
"When I go to the west, I see Islam without Muslims BUT When I come back to the east I see Muslims without Islam."
An interesting line written...
An interesting line written in a Restaurant...
"All our waiters are married...
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They know how to take ORDERS...!"
"All our waiters are married...
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They know how to take ORDERS...!"
Monday, 15 August 2011
A Famous Russian Quote
A Famous Russian Quote:
"Never Trust a crying woman and a smiling man. Both are extremely dangerous..."
See...
Crying Veena Malik and Smiling Zardari...
"Never Trust a crying woman and a smiling man. Both are extremely dangerous..."
See...
Crying Veena Malik and Smiling Zardari...
Sunday, 14 August 2011
Attention...
If wife wants to get husband's attention, she just needs to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants to get wife's attention, just look comfortable & happy...!
If husband wants to get wife's attention, just look comfortable & happy...!
Height of Chillness
Thief 1: Lets count the money we have stolen today.
Thief 2: No no not now, I'm too tired. We'll see it in the Newspaper tomorrow morning...!
Thief 2: No no not now, I'm too tired. We'll see it in the Newspaper tomorrow morning...!
A man loved his wife...
A man loved his wife sincerely and never desired any other female...
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For more jokes, stay in touch...!
"Modern Human"
"Modern Human has learnt to fly in air like birds, to swim in water like fish. But unfortunately, forgot to live on earth like "Human Beings...!"
Saturday, 13 August 2011
The Best Relation...
The Best Relation in this world is when you hold the hand of a person and the person walks with you without asking "Where" and "Why"...
Future
"You can not change your future but you can change your habits and it is sure that your habits will change your future."
Have A Nice Day
Have A Nice Day
Wednesday, 10 August 2011
Why do women....
Why do women take so much time improving their looks but not their intelligence?
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Because they know men are stupid but not Blind...!
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Because they know men are stupid but not Blind...!
Choices kya hain?
PIA Air Hostess to a passenger: "What would you like to eat, sir"
Passenger: "What are the choices?"
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Air Hostess: "YES or NO"
Passenger: "What are the choices?"
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Air Hostess: "YES or NO"
Kamaal Karte Ho
Har roz bhula dete ho Kamaal Karte ho
Hanste ko rula dete ho Kamaal Karte ho
Nahi hai muhabbat to saaf keh do
Kyun umeed barha dete ho Kamaal Karte ho
Hum tumhain bhoolne lagte hain jab bhi kabhi
Aa ke pyar jataa dete ho Kamaal Karte ho
Jante bhi ho ke ek hi dia hai mere ghar mein
Phir bhi hawa dete ho Kamaal Karte ho
Bhoolne ka jo mujhe har roz kehte ho
Yun yaad apni dila dete ho Kamaal Karte ho
Hanste ko rula dete ho Kamaal Karte ho
Nahi hai muhabbat to saaf keh do
Kyun umeed barha dete ho Kamaal Karte ho
Hum tumhain bhoolne lagte hain jab bhi kabhi
Aa ke pyar jataa dete ho Kamaal Karte ho
Jante bhi ho ke ek hi dia hai mere ghar mein
Phir bhi hawa dete ho Kamaal Karte ho
Bhoolne ka jo mujhe har roz kehte ho
Yun yaad apni dila dete ho Kamaal Karte ho
"MEERA's English"
Meera car mein battery lagwane gai. Mechanic ne pocha: "EXIDE ki laga doon?"
Meera: "Bar bar kon aye ga, DONO SIDE ki laga do...!
Jeo Meera Teri English...!
Meera: "Bar bar kon aye ga, DONO SIDE ki laga do...!
Jeo Meera Teri English...!
Sunday, 7 August 2011
32 chali gai
5 din milay zindagi ke magar
guzray hi thay abi 4 ke 32 chali gai
Kal WAPDA ke daftar meeting thee kuch khas!
Honay lagi takraar ke 32 chali gai
Moat ki tarha iska bhi waqt na raha
Eid ki shopping or bhra bazaar ke 32 chali gai
School time or WAPDA ki zahaanat?
Nashta honay laga ke 32 chali gai
Shadi wale din baray khush thay hum
Galay parnay lagay thay haar ke 32 chali gai
Zindagi rahi te fair milan gay yaar kiun ke 32 chali gai...!
guzray hi thay abi 4 ke 32 chali gai
Kal WAPDA ke daftar meeting thee kuch khas!
Honay lagi takraar ke 32 chali gai
Moat ki tarha iska bhi waqt na raha
Eid ki shopping or bhra bazaar ke 32 chali gai
School time or WAPDA ki zahaanat?
Nashta honay laga ke 32 chali gai
Shadi wale din baray khush thay hum
Galay parnay lagay thay haar ke 32 chali gai
Zindagi rahi te fair milan gay yaar kiun ke 32 chali gai...!
Milk gives you strength...?
They say milk gives you strength. Drink 3 glass of milk and move a wall but you can't.
But drink 3 glass of whisky and see...The wall move on it's own...!
But drink 3 glass of whisky and see...The wall move on it's own...!
"How to handle a wife.."
A guy was searching these words on Google:
"How to handle a wife.."
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Google search result:
"We are also searching...."
"How to handle a wife.."
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Google search result:
"We are also searching...."
The Great Allama Iqbal
Kya hua jo tere maathay pe hain sajdon ke nishan, Iqbal
Koi aisa sajda bhi kar jo zameen pe nishan chor jaey...!
Koi aisa sajda bhi kar jo zameen pe nishan chor jaey...!
Koi Dekh Raha Hai
Mitt jaey gunahon ka tasawwur hi jahaan se..!!
Agar ho jaey yaqeen ke Koi Dekh Raha Hai...!
Agar ho jaey yaqeen ke Koi Dekh Raha Hai...!
Love is important than money...?
Today's thought:
They say that love is more important than money! Have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug or kiss?
Silly people!
They say that love is more important than money! Have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug or kiss?
Silly people!
"Hobbies"
New Teacher: Students tell me your name & hobbies.
Boys:
I'm Sam. My hobby is watching Bubble.
I'm John. My hobby is watching Bubble.
I'm Tom. My hobby is also watching Bubble.
Teacher: Oh all boys have same hobbies, thats good.
Girl:
Hi, my name is Bubble...!
Boys:
I'm Sam. My hobby is watching Bubble.
I'm John. My hobby is watching Bubble.
I'm Tom. My hobby is also watching Bubble.
Teacher: Oh all boys have same hobbies, thats good.
Girl:
Hi, my name is Bubble...!
A Joke...
Girl: Please send me some good jokes.
Boy: Sorry, I can't right now, I'm studying ...
Girl: Ha ha, please send 2 or 3 more just like this one...!
Boy: Sorry, I can't right now, I'm studying ...
Girl: Ha ha, please send 2 or 3 more just like this one...!
Hope for the good
Always keep hoping for the good. As the Chinese say....
"Keep a green tree in your heart, the singing bird will surely come..."
"Keep a green tree in your heart, the singing bird will surely come..."
Friday, 5 August 2011
Value of Time
To realize the value of 1 year; Ask 1 who has failed in an examination.
1 month; Ask 1 who has not received his salary.
1 week; Ask 1 who has stayed in relative's home.
1 day; Ask 1 who is fasting.
1 hour; Ask 1 who is waiting for someone.
1 min; Ask 1 who had just missed a bus.
1 sec; Ask 1 who has escaped from an accident.
Every moment is a treasure..Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery... But today is a gift thats why we call it the "Present"...!
Stay Blessed.
1 month; Ask 1 who has not received his salary.
1 week; Ask 1 who has stayed in relative's home.
1 day; Ask 1 who is fasting.
1 hour; Ask 1 who is waiting for someone.
1 min; Ask 1 who had just missed a bus.
1 sec; Ask 1 who has escaped from an accident.
Every moment is a treasure..Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery... But today is a gift thats why we call it the "Present"...!
Stay Blessed.
Wednesday, 3 August 2011
"Guardian Angel"
A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice:
"If you take one more step, a brick will fall down n kill you."
He stopped and a brick fell before him. He went on. While crossing a road, he again heard:
"Stop."
He again stopped and a car barely missed him.
Man asked: "Who are you?"
"I'm your guardian angel..."
Man said: "Where were you when I was getting married...?"
"If you take one more step, a brick will fall down n kill you."
He stopped and a brick fell before him. He went on. While crossing a road, he again heard:
"Stop."
He again stopped and a car barely missed him.
Man asked: "Who are you?"
"I'm your guardian angel..."
Man said: "Where were you when I was getting married...?"
The Great Allama Iqbal
Hy nafs ke hathon tu majboor kitna
Sab jaan ke bhi hy aaj la shoor kitna
Jis chehre ne hy ek din matti mein mil jaana
Us chehre pe hy tujhe ghuroor kitna
Ek sajde ke inkaar ne Iblees ko shaitan bana dia
Tu khud jaan le tera qusoor hy kitna
Jin ki sunnat pe chalna tujhe gawara nahi
Tere waste roye thay wo HUZOOR kitna
Tu ne chakhi hy faqat gunahon ki lazzat
Tu kya jaane A Muslim!
Zikr-e-Elahi mein hy suroor kitna
Sab jaan ke bhi hy aaj la shoor kitna
Jis chehre ne hy ek din matti mein mil jaana
Us chehre pe hy tujhe ghuroor kitna
Ek sajde ke inkaar ne Iblees ko shaitan bana dia
Tu khud jaan le tera qusoor hy kitna
Jin ki sunnat pe chalna tujhe gawara nahi
Tere waste roye thay wo HUZOOR kitna
Tu ne chakhi hy faqat gunahon ki lazzat
Tu kya jaane A Muslim!
Zikr-e-Elahi mein hy suroor kitna
Kamran Akmal's wife...
Kamran Akmal's wife teaching ABCD to her son:
"A for Akmal, B for Ball, C for Catch, D for Drop...!"
"A for Akmal, B for Ball, C for Catch, D for Drop...!"
Color Paints
The minimum area with maximum number of color paints...?????????
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"Girl's Face...!"
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"Girl's Face...!"
Monday, 1 August 2011
Close Relation...
Close relation is like an onion which has many layers of feelings & care. If you'll try to cut it... You'll find nothing except "Tears".
Have A Nice Day!
Have A Nice Day!
Bohat dard hota hai...
Bohat dard hota hai jab teacher bolta hai keh tumhara aur tumhare agay wale ka answer "ek" hi hai. Tab dil se awaz ati hai...
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"Tay mama swaal v ty Ek e si...!"
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"Tay mama swaal v ty Ek e si...!"
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