Wife: "You say I look old but people still praise me." Husband: "It must be John." Wife: "How do you know?" Husband: "He is a ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SCRAP DEALER...!"

2 haftey ki chutti......

Dady apne potay se: "Tumhare teacher aa rahe hain tum chup jao." Pota: "Pehle aap chup jain. Main ne ap ki maout ka bahana bana kar 2 haftey ki chutti li hay...!"

Ikhlaq

Khoobsurti ki kami ko Ikhlaq pura kar sakta hay magar Ikhlaq ki kami ko khoobsurti pura nahi kar sakti.

Creation and Destruction...

"Growing seeds make no sound but falling trees makes huge noise. Destruction has noise but Creation is always quiet. This is the beauty of silence...!"

Mobile and Heart Attack

I feel like having a mini heart attack when I don't find my mobile phone in my pocket... & It's almost like heart failure when I see it in my ... \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ Wife's Hand...!

A MALE...

A male is the most beautiful part of GOD's creations who starts compromising at a very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister. He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on the faces of his parents. He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain in very awkward places and situations. He builds their future by taking loans and repaying those loans back. He struggles a lot and still has to bear scalding from his mother, wife & boss. His mother, wife & boss all try to control him. His life finally ends up only by compromising for other's happiness. Respect every male in your life. You never know what he has sacrificed for you. Worth sending to every male to make him Smile and every woman to make her realize his worth. Have A Good Day!

SMILES per hour

Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour" Wish you a lot of Smiles in your life.

A successful man and woman...

Some people say, "Behind every successful man there is a woman." But nobody knows the FACT, "Women go only behind successful men." Have A Good Day!

BOYS are the most busy generation...

BOYS are the most busy generation in this world: 1 hand on clutch 1 hand on accelerator 1 leg on gear 1 leg on break 1 ear on music 1 ear on mobile 1 eye on road 1 eye on girl Nose on breath Lips on cigrate All tensions at one time... People still say boys don't work...That's not fair...!

NFC Payment Method and Mobile Phones

Trust...

Trust is like an elastic band stretched by two people as long as they hold it BUT the moment one leaves it the other gets the terrible PAIN...!

If animals had facebook...

If animals had facebook, these are most likely to be thier status updates... Cokroach: "Managed to skip from someone's foot step...Man I lead a dangerous lifestyle.." Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad...What shall I tell her...?" Mosquito: "I am HIV positive, this is all due to wrong sucking...!" Chicken: "If tomorrow I'm not updating my status, it means I'm being served at KFC...! Luv u all...!" Octopus: "I have just refilled my ink...Hurray!!!" Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossip that I'm spreading flu...WTF...!" Goat: "Friends, don't go out. Eid holiday is coming." Pig writes a comment on goat's status: "Luckily I'm Haram (4 likes)." Goat replies: "Don't you remember that after Eid...the Chinese new year is coming...? (1000 Likes)"

Aik Aur Moqa...

Wife: "Mein driver ko nokari se nikaal rahi hoon. Kiun ke aaj mein dousri dafa marte marte bachi hoon." Husband: "Begum please... . . . . . . . . . Ussay aik aur moqa to do...!"

"Smiling and Medicine"

Smiling is the best medicine. . . . . . . . . . BUT . . . . . . If you are smiling without any reason you need medicine...!

Expecting too much...

I don't blame anyone for disappointing me, instead I blame myself for expecting too much from them...

Our busy lives..

A poem on our busy lives... Around the corner I have a friend In this city that has no end The days go by & weeks rush on And before I know, a year has gone I never see my old friend's face Now we are busy tired men Tired of playing a foolish game Tired of trying to make a name Tomorrow I say I'll call on my friend Just to show that I'm thinking of him But tomorrow comes & tomorrow goes And distance between us grows and grows Around the corner yet miles away . . . Here's a Telegram Sir' "He died today." That's what we get & deserve in the end Around the corner A vanished friend...!

Sahir Lodhi...

A guy wanted to invite Nargis on Mehndi, Aamir Liaqat for Nikah, Shahrukh for Barat & Khusras on walima, father saved money and just invited... . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Sahir Lodhi...Instead...! Lolz!

Shukria ka SMS

Husband ki death ke aglay din uski wife ne sab ko SMS kiya ke, "janaza mein shamil hone walon ka shukria. From: Shazia Age:25 years Height: 5'4" Waist: 28" Weight: 47Kgs. Rang: Gora Bachay: Koi Nahi

Height of Attitude...

A sleeping beggar puts a Notice Board in front of him, "Please do not make noise by Dropping Coins. Use Currency Notes...!"

Expectations....

If you expect this world to be fair with you because you are fair... It's like expecting the lion not to eat you because you didn't eat him...!

Desperate soldier

Newly married & desperate soldier sends a hand grenade to his sasu (mother-in-law) with a note: "Dear Sasu ji, if you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days leave...!"

A person's present status...

"Never conclude a person by his present status because time has the great power to change a useless Coal into a valuable Diamond."

The greatest mistake...

The greatest mistake of human beings:
"We listen half, Understand quarter, Think zero and React double...!"

Golden Rules for success...

1. Be honest when in Poverty

2. Be simple when in Wealth

3. Be polite when in Authority

4. Be silent when in Anger

Have A Good Day!

People are Lazy...

Scientists proved that

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People are lazy

Because they have not read the whole figure mentioned above.

Respect among others

"Always try to prove that you are right BUT never attempt to prove that others are wrong. It'll enhance your respect among others."

Have A Nice Day!

The attitude

In rain all birds find shelter but the Eagle avoids rain by flying above the clouds.

Problems are common for all but ATTITUDE makes the difference...!

I hate him so much...

Firs woman: Why don't you divorce your husband if you hate him so much? Second Woman: Oh I hate him so much that... . . . . . . . . . . . I can't bear to see him happy after the divorce...! LOLZ!

Trust your self

Luck is not in your hands but decision is..your decision can make luck but luck can't make your decision. So, trust your self...

Lawyers & Judges

We are very good Lawyers of our "own" mistakes & Very good Judges of "other's" mistakes. Have a Nice Day!

Expectations and Experience

Every day starts with some expectations but ends with some experience...This is called Life...!

Life & Attitude

Life is best for those who utilize it. Difficult for those who analyze it. & worst for those who criticize it. It's the Attitude which defines our lives... Have a good day!