A Phone Conversation

Lady: "I think you are the father of one of my children"

Man: "Oh my God...! Are You Jena?"

Lady: "No"

Man: "Jackie?"

Lady: "No"

Man: "Sara?"

Lady (in total confusion): "No sir, I'm the Class Teacher of your son..."
(ooopppsss!!!!!)

Sohail Ahmad, Nusrat Thakur & Skhawat Naz

Hathi Ka Bacha aur Pakistani Qaum

Hathi ke bache ko pair main zanjeer dall kar pala jata hai, wo zanjeer torne ki kafi koshish karta hai lekin Himmat har ker koshish chor deta hai. Phir jab wo bara ho jata hai to wohi zanjeer hoti hai jo halki si koshish se toot sakti hai, magar hathi ke dimagh main wohi hota hai ke "zanjeer nahi tootay gi" aur wo sari zindagi ghulam rehta hai, Pakistani qaum ki tarha....

A silent message for Elephant Nation of Pakistan!

Have A nice Day.

It's the company...

"If a drop falls on a lake it loses its identity, un-noticed. If it falls on mud it becomes part of it, un-wanted. If it falls on a rose it shines, appreciated. If it falls on a shell it becomes a pearl, precious. The drop is the same but it's THE COMPANY that changes it's worth..."

Keep Smiling!

Hazaaron aeib...

Hazaaron aeib dekhte hain dusron ke pehlu mein Ghalib

Apne kirdar mein hum log Farishte hon jaise...

Beautiful pictures are...

"Beautiful pictures are developed from negatives in a dark room...So, if any time you see darkness in your life, it means GOD is developing a Beautiful Future for you..."

Have A Nice Day!

Teri Meharbani...

Mot ka Farishta girl se: "Apka time over ho chuka hai"

Girl: "Bachne ka koi rasta"

Farishta: Yes, ek kiss karo usko jo ye sms parh raha hai"

Girl: "TERI MEHARBANI, Tu Jan Kad...!"

Each night I go to sleep...

Each night I go to sleep, I die. Next day I wake up, I'm reborn. - Shakespeare
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Each night I go to sleep, I'm reborn. Next day I wake up, I'm dead again. - A Student

Mr. Late...

A signboard on Highways for encouraging slow driving:

"Mr. Late is always better than...Late Mr....!"

Faith & Trust

A sailor was left stranded on an Island as the only survivor. He made a hut for shelter. Day & Night he'd pray, waiting for someone to rescue him. He stored food in the hut for survival. One day the hut caught fire and burned to ashes. Nothing was left.

In anger he screamed, "Oh God, why have you done this to me? I'm already in distress."

Next day, a rescuer came.

The sailor asked, "How did you know I was here?"

The rescuer replied, " We saw a Smoke Signal...!"

Moral:
Have Faith and Trust in GOD. When even a misfortune happens HE has Plans...!!!