Tips to play safe...

3 simple tips to play safe in the game of life...

1. Never promise when you are happy.
2. Never reply when you are angry.
3. Never decide when you are sad.


Have A Nice Day!

Method to Test B.P.

Method to test B.P. without machine.

Place the left hand on your heart.
Close the palm with full force.
Count the heart beats/min.
On 120th beat open the palm &
Start counting  back from 120 to 0.
Now raise the hand up & stand for 120 sec.
Now stand on one leg for 120 sec.
Now at once start running at 80 miles/hr for 80 min.
Now stop at once & just relax.
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"If you are smiling after reading this SMS, your B.P. is normal. If feeling angry please consult the physician."

LOLZ!

Changi hay na maari hay...

Bivi se zindagi banti hay Jannat bhi, Jhannum bhi

Yeh shadi apni fitrat mein na changi hai na maari hai

In a legal manner...

A signboard in front of a bank:

"Drive slow, do not kill our employees, leave them on us, its our duty. We do it in a LEGAL MANNER...!"

Height of Creativity

I have saved my girl friend's name as 'BATTERY LOW' so whenever she calls and I'm not around, my wife plugs in the charger...!

Definition of Life...

"Never accept the definition of LIFE from others. It is your life define it by yourself, the way you love, the way you hate, the way you sacrifice, the way you forgive. Because no one knows about YOU better than YOURSELF...!"

Gulab marne ka response...

Larki ke galon per pyar se gulab marne per response:

English girl: You are too naughty sweet heart...!

Urdu girl: Na karo janu...!

Punjabi girl: Banda Ban Haram Deya...!

Ki mazaq aye ....

1 Universe

9 Sayaare

204 Mulk

809 Jazeeray

7 Samandar

6 Billion Log

...Lekin...

Zardari feir vi Pakistan de hissay vich aya...!


Ki Mazaq ayyyyyy.....!

The jewelery shop...

An angry wife to her husband on the phone:
"Where the hell are you....????"

Husband: "Darling you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and I said "Baby It'll be yours one day"

Wife with a smile and blushing: "Yes I remember that my love!"

Husband: "I'm in the book shop just next to that shop...!"

Following your dreams...