Risk.....?????????

A man got a telegram ... Your wife is dead. Should we burn the body or bury it?
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Man replied:

"Do not take any RISK. Burn the body and bury the ash...!"

Electing PPP..........another kick in the balls??????

For years Men & Women have argued that what is more painful being kicked in the balls or giving birth?

Put it this way. After a couple's 1st child a woman will usually say, "Let's have a baby again..."

But

You'll never find a single man on earth ever saying, "OK...Kick my balls again...!"

Joke ended.


But we've another point to make in the light of our political scenario:

Electing PPP again will literally mean asking for "another kick in the balls....!"

Sach kahoon to mujh ko....

Sach kahoon to mujh ko yeh unwaan bura lagta hai

Zulm sehta hua insaan bura lagta hai

Kis qadar ho gai masroof yeh dunya apni

Ek din thehre mehmaan bura lagta hai

Mere ALLAH meri naslon ko zillat se nikaal

Itni zillat mein "Musalmaan" bura lagta hai

(Aameen)

Best from School times...

If you have ever used one WHOLE eraser completely...without losing it.

Seriously.... I Salute You...!

To all the married people

Specially dedicated to all the married people:

We are all in the same game just different levels...Dealing with the same hell, just with different Devils...!

Dear Computer User...!

Dear Computer User!

I do appreciate your kind attitude towards the keys of keyboard BUT one question....

Why do you press all keys softly and hit ME with all your power......??????

Yours sincerely,

ENTER Key!

My Life means...

My life means a lot to me! Not because I love my life. But because I love the people in my life...The universe calls them Friends, I call them My Universe...!

to make sure....

Man was sent on earth to suffer..........Woman was sent to make sure it happened...!

The Best Excuse...!

The best excuse given by a lady for a casual leave on Monday,

"My husband took the overdose of Viagra on weekend so I couldn't leave him alone with Massi (Maid)...!" 

When you feel lonely...

When you feel lonely...don't get upset. Just close your eyes  and say:

"Dear ALLAH why did you created me so precious that nobody can afford me..."