Job Interview...

Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job???

Candidate: The company shifted their office....and didn't tell me where....! 

"Affection & Inspection"

If your wife kisses you when you come home late, remember its not AFFECTION its INSPECTION of alcohol, cigarette, perfume or lipstick...
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(Issued in public interest)

lolz!

Yoga classes???

Pappu had a habit of eating his finger nails. His parents sent him to Yoga classes for treatment.
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Now Pappu can eat nails of his feet also...!!!

Feel the difference...

The boy was rejected and a girl was selected in an interview because of same reason...

Dono ki shirt ka pehla button khula huwa tha... (top buttons of their shirts are OPEN!!!)

True Guidance

True guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest. It doesn't show everything at once, but gives enough light for the next step to be safe....

The weakest part of a relation...

The weakest part of a relation comes when one of the person has to give explanation to prove the TRUST...

The Single Finger....

The Single Finger that wipes your tears during your bad times is much better than the Ten Fingers that comes together to Clap on your success....

A Slap to "Modernization"

If showing your body makes you modern then ANIMALS are more modern than HUMANS....! (Dr. Zakir Naik)

Height of Good Luck!

Teacher: Hey! Stand Up. Tell me two pronouns....

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Student: Who? Me?
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Teacher: Very Good. Sit Down...!

The hardest moments...

The hardest moments are not those when tears roll down your eyes....it's when you have to hide the tears in your eyes with a smile....