Only married men gain weight..Why????

Only married men gain weight..Why????

Bachelors go to fridge, see nothing interesting, go to bed.

Married men go to bed, see nothing interesting, go to fridge.

How to Identify parts of Pakistan...

How to identify different parts of Pakistan:

Scenario - 1:
Two guys are fighting. A third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up...! That's LAHORE...!

Scenario - 2:
Two guys are fighting. A third guy comes along, sees them fighting and walks on... You're in KARACHI...!

Scenario - 3:
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai Stall... That's MULTAN...!

Scenario - 4:
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, "don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fighting...". That's ISLAMABAD...!

Scenario - 5:
Two guys are fighting. They take time out. Call their friends and now 50 people are fighting. You're definitely in KHYBER PAKHTUNKHWAH...! 

"Fine" & "Tax"

Truly Funny:

"Fine" is a Tax on doing wrong things;

Whereas

"Tax" is a Fine on doing right things...

*...Difference between Shit and Oh Shit......*

Six runs needed of the last ball..
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Shitttt...!
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And the batsman is Misbah-Ul-Haq...
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OOhhh Shitttt....!

Understanding...

Understanding is deeper than Love...!

There are many people who love us but very few who understand us...

Yes, I am Pakistan...

I am not just bombs, poverty and corruption....

I am Edhi's Philanthropy.

I am Arfa Karim's Brilliance...

I am Afridi's Exuberance...

I am Miandad's Six...

I am fastest growing IT Industry...

I am ever expanding middle class...

I have fought Dictatorships...

I am 40,000 deaths for Global PEACE...

I am Hospitality...

I am Epitome of Resilience...

I am one of the few bravest nations of the world...

YES...! I am PAKISTAN...!

How he got into the house...?

A man goes to the police station wanting to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court." says the desk Sargent.

"No, No, No" says the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years...!"

Shopping & Joking

Wife: I'm not feeling good...

Husband: Its too bad, I was  thinking to go for shopping...

Wife: I was joking na....

Husband: Yeah...me too....!

DEMOCRACY in Pakistan...

During World War-II an army unit had shortage of socks.

One day Co. announced,

"Soldiers! There is 1 GOOD news & 1 BAD news...The GOOD news is that you are going to CHANGE your dirty old socks and BAD news is that you are going to EXCHANGE them among you..."

This is DEMOCRACY in Pakistan: We keep on choosing same old leaders and parties....

Maths & Women

Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this world...
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BUT....
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Maths at least has LOGIC...!