Sweet Dreams...

Take one spoon full of sugar and put it in your eyes....Now you'll have Sweet Dreams.........
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Power Crises...

"The greatest gift you can give to someone is a "Power Generator & U.P.S...."

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(Ghafoora Lineman)

I'm Too Busy..

I don't have time to hate people who hate me....

Because

I'm too busy in loving people who love me...!

Have A Nice Day!

You Decide who...

GOD determines who walks into your life.
You decide who stays & who walks out...


Have A Nice Day!

2nd form of "Think"

Friend: "How was your English Test?"

Pappu: "It was ok but I forgot the 2nd form of "Think"..."

I thought & thought & thought... and finally wrote "Thunk...."

After Drinking...

After drinking, men talk unnecesarily, become emotional, drive badly, stop thinking, argue for nothing....

Women do all this without a single drink...!

Have A Nice Day!

Time is a rare luxury...

"Time is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost. So, when someone spends it for you, it defines the depth of care they have for you..."

Have A Nice Day!

Dil Ne Kaha....

Dil ne kaha dost ko msg karo...

Phir socha dil to "PAGAL" hai

Phir socha dil pagal hai to kya hua...

"Dost konsa Professor hai...!!!

The Most Excellent Jihad (struggle)...

"The most excellent Jihad (struggle) is for the conquest of self." (Prophet Muhammad (Sallallahu Alaihe Wasallam))

No man is good enough...

"No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent." (Abraham Lincoln)