I know so many people...

I know so many people hate me because I'm not so good. But some people love me because they know that "I'm Not Too Bad...!"

Zubaida Aapa Ka Totka...

Zubaida Aapa Ka Totka Dil Lubhata Hai Bori Ka Naya Print Bhi Nazar Ata Hai Pepsi 65 Ki Hui Samajh Ata Hai Magar Koi Bataye Mujhe Ye Rehman Malik Apple Kha Kar Kela Kiun Batata Hai...?

WAPDA walon ki....

WAPDA walon ki Maan ki.....
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Azmat ko mera Salam.

Asalamualaikum Anti g!
Aidday Haramday Bachay Jamay Jay!

Every woman wants a guy...

Every woman wants a guy...

Who hugs her when they're watching a scary movie...

Who gives her his jacket even when he himself is feeling cold...

Who will always be the one to make her laugh...

Who will never complain, never stare at other women, never stray...

Who will be romantic and not scared to say "I Love You"...

Most importantly he will love her for who she is...

And that guy is what Google calls...
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'No Result Found'

Jo cheez tumhain tang karey

Sir to student: Jo cheez tumhain tang karey ya perashan karey usko apne pas bhi bhtakne na do.

Student: Chal fer mera puttar bar nikal shabash...!

Celebrate the Pain...!

Short but nice sentence...

"Life is beautiful only for those who know how to celebrate the Pain...!"

PIA Air Hostess

Air Hostess: Sir, ap kya lain gay?

Lahori Musafir akartay huey: Pepsi, Kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken with naan, raita and salad.

Air Hostess: Sir, Masjid di toti warga monh ay tuwada, Tusi PIA de jahaaz te ay ho apni pehan de walima tey nahi.


MORAL: Air Hostess Faisalabadi si...!

Living with a woman...

Living with a woman is like playing cards...

You need a heart to love her,

A diamond to marry her,

A club to smash her head in,

And a Spade to bury her...

Life is weakest when...

Life is weakest when there are more doubts than trusts but Life is strongest when you learn how to trust in-spite of the doubts.

When a wife says...

When a wife says "WHAT?"

It's not that she didn't hear you...

She's just giving you a chance to change your what you said...!