Friday, 30 September 2011
Wednesday, 28 September 2011
An interesting thought...
An interesting thought;
"If you don't act foolish while you are young, you won't have anything to smile about when you are old...!"
"If you don't act foolish while you are young, you won't have anything to smile about when you are old...!"
For Cell Phone Users..
A silent message for cell phone users:
"Mobile phone may get you closer to the people who are far away BUT it takes you away from people sitting next to you..."
Strange but True!
"Mobile phone may get you closer to the people who are far away BUT it takes you away from people sitting next to you..."
Strange but True!
The Biker and the Girl.
A biker stops a young girl who's just about to jump off a bridge.
He asks her: "If you don't mind give me the final kiss before you jump!"
She quietly accepted & gave him one of the deepest kisses ever...
When she finished he said: Wow! this is the best kiss I ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. Why are you committing suicide?"
She replied:
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"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl and my name is "Basheer...!"
He asks her: "If you don't mind give me the final kiss before you jump!"
She quietly accepted & gave him one of the deepest kisses ever...
When she finished he said: Wow! this is the best kiss I ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. Why are you committing suicide?"
She replied:
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"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl and my name is "Basheer...!"
Tuesday, 27 September 2011
What you have lost...
Do not count what you have lost. Just see what you have now because past never comes back but sometimes future can give you back your lost things...!
Have a nice life!
Have a nice life!
Monday, 26 September 2011
Deaf Frog
Frogs had a competition to reach top of the hill. All frogs shouted its impossible but 1 frog reached the top because He was Deaf...
Moral: Be Deaf Towards Negativity...!
Comments: The question is if the frog was deaf then how the hell he know about the competition...! Rubbish...!
Moral: Be Deaf Towards Negativity...!
Comments: The question is if the frog was deaf then how the hell he know about the competition...! Rubbish...!
Bank and A-Loan
I am looking for a Bank which can...
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"Give me a loan, and leave me alone...!"
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"Give me a loan, and leave me alone...!"
Sunday, 25 September 2011
A new element added...
A new element added to the Periodic Table.
Name: Girl
Symbol: GL
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties: Boils at anytime, Can freeze at anytime, Melts if handled with Love & Care and Very bitter if misshandled.
Chemical Properties: Very reactive, Highly unstable, Posses strong affinity for gold, platinum, clothes & other precious items, Money reducing agent, and Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence: Mostly found in front of mirror...
Name: Girl
Symbol: GL
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Physical Properties: Boils at anytime, Can freeze at anytime, Melts if handled with Love & Care and Very bitter if misshandled.
Chemical Properties: Very reactive, Highly unstable, Posses strong affinity for gold, platinum, clothes & other precious items, Money reducing agent, and Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence: Mostly found in front of mirror...
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