A bus full of housewives...

A bus full of housewives was going around the islands. The bus crashed and everyone died, people cried for a week. A man was still crying after 2 weeks, when asked why he still crying he said. "my wife missed the bus...!"

Experience...

Good decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision...This is life, so don't worry for any mistake.

"Chance..."

A hopeless man feels difficulty in every chance and a hopeful man feels a chance in every difficulty.

Best way to propose a girl...

Best way to propose a girl: Take her to sea. Make her sit in a boat and then take the boat in the middle of the sea then say... "Marry Me?" "Warna Utar" (Otherwise get off) Lolz!

Impressing his date?????????

To impress his date, a young man took her to a very nice Italian Restaurant. He picked up the menu and ordered the "Giuseppe Spomdaluccio..." Waiter: Sorry Sir, that's the name of the Owner...!

Meri Maa ne Pakaey Aalu Anday...

"CHIKNI"

Class teacher ne students se "My Class Teacher" par essay likhne ko kaha. Thori dair baad 1 student ne uth kar poocha...
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"Miss! CHIKNI ko English mein kya kehte hain...!"

Earing in the car????????

A man meets a friend after a long time and notices he is wearing an earing.

Man: "When did you start wearng an earing?"

Friend: " Ever since my wife found one in my car...!"

Forgive and Forget

Sometimes you have to forgive and forget.

I FORGIVE them for hurting me and FORGET they even exist.

LIFE is not about worries...

If you have food in your fridge, clothes on your body, a roof over your head and a place to sleep...you are richer than 5% of the entire world.

If you have money in your wallet, a little change and can go anywhere you want...you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness ...you are more blessed than the millions of people who won't survive this week and die.

If you can actually READ this message and understand it...you are more fortunate than the 3 billion people in the world who can not see or suffer being mentally retarded...

LIFE is not about worries...!