Wife: "You say I look old but people still praise me." Husband: "It must be John." Wife: "How do you know?" Husband: "He is a ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SCRAP DEALER...!"

2 haftey ki chutti......

Dady apne potay se: "Tumhare teacher aa rahe hain tum chup jao." Pota: "Pehle aap chup jain. Main ne ap ki maout ka bahana bana kar 2 haftey ki chutti li hay...!"

Ikhlaq

Khoobsurti ki kami ko Ikhlaq pura kar sakta hay magar Ikhlaq ki kami ko khoobsurti pura nahi kar sakti.

Creation and Destruction...

"Growing seeds make no sound but falling trees makes huge noise. Destruction has noise but Creation is always quiet. This is the beauty of silence...!"

Mobile and Heart Attack

I feel like having a mini heart attack when I don't find my mobile phone in my pocket... & It's almost like heart failure when I see it in my ... \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ Wife's Hand...!

A MALE...

A male is the most beautiful part of GOD's creations who starts compromising at a very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister. He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on the faces of his parents. He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain in very awkward places and situations. He builds their future by taking loans and repaying those loans back. He struggles a lot and still has to bear scalding from his mother, wife & boss. His mother, wife & boss all try to control him. His life finally ends up only by compromising for other's happiness. Respect every male in your life. You never know what he has sacrificed for you. Worth sending to every male to make him Smile and every woman to make her realize his worth. Have A Good Day!

SMILES per hour

Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour" Wish you a lot of Smiles in your life.

A successful man and woman...

Some people say, "Behind every successful man there is a woman." But nobody knows the FACT, "Women go only behind successful men." Have A Good Day!

BOYS are the most busy generation...

BOYS are the most busy generation in this world: 1 hand on clutch 1 hand on accelerator 1 leg on gear 1 leg on break 1 ear on music 1 ear on mobile 1 eye on road 1 eye on girl Nose on breath Lips on cigrate All tensions at one time... People still say boys don't work...That's not fair...!

NFC Payment Method and Mobile Phones