We always feel that GOD never comes on time when we call HIM..But the truth is that HE is always on time but we are always in hurry...!
This blog is a collection of Nice SMS in English, Urdu & Punjabi. This SMS blog is just for Fun and Sharing, there is no intention to abuse or disrespect any person, religion, or caste etc. Please read, comment & share your thoughts and SMS. Thanks for visiting. Enjoy!
Friday, 23 December 2011
Side effects...
A man got "taweez" to control his wife. After 1 month he reports to peer..."No change in wife but neighbor's wife is in control."
Peer: It's called "Side Effects".
Peer: It's called "Side Effects".
Thursday, 22 December 2011
Reason for broken relations...
"I thought you were busy so I didn't disturb you..."
This is the main reason behind most broken relations. So keep disturbing whom you never want to lose...!
This is the main reason behind most broken relations. So keep disturbing whom you never want to lose...!
Alarm and Snooze
The most active person in the world, one who invented "Alarm". The laziest person in the world, one who invented "Snooze" in the alarm.
lolz!
lolz!
Saturday, 17 December 2011
Success, Brain & Thoughts
SUCCESS never depends on the size of our BRAIN. It always depends on the size of our THOUGHTS.
Love never dies...
Love never dies. It remains forever...
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forever
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& forever
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Only partner changes...!
So keep loving the latest versions...!
Lolz!
forever
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forever
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& forever
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Only partner changes...!
So keep loving the latest versions...!
Lolz!
Thursday, 15 December 2011
The funniest moment in our life...
The funniest moment in our life...?????
When we have no idea what to write in the exam paper and the invigilator comes and says...
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Hide your sheet....!
When we have no idea what to write in the exam paper and the invigilator comes and says...
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Hide your sheet....!
Great word by a Boxer...
Great word by a Boxer:
"Sometimes words are not enough to express your true feelings so....
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A PUNCH is necessary...!"
"Sometimes words are not enough to express your true feelings so....
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A PUNCH is necessary...!"
Tuesday, 13 December 2011
The Truth...
"Truth is always like oil in water. No matter how much of water you add, it always floats on top..."
Computer & Husband
Wife to husband: Darling, the computer is not working as per my command...
Husband: Darling! It's a computer not a husband...!
Husband: Darling! It's a computer not a husband...!
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