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Friday, 23 December 2011

GOD is always there..

We always feel that GOD never comes on time when we call HIM..But the truth is that HE is always on time but we are always in hurry...!

Side effects...

A man got "taweez" to control his wife. After 1 month he reports to peer..."No change in wife but neighbor's wife is in control."

Peer: It's called "Side Effects".

Thursday, 22 December 2011

Reason for broken relations...

"I thought you were busy so I didn't disturb you..."

This is the main reason behind most broken relations. So keep disturbing whom you never want to lose...!

Alarm and Snooze

The most active person in the world, one who invented "Alarm". The laziest person in the world, one who invented "Snooze" in the alarm.

lolz!

Saturday, 17 December 2011

Success, Brain & Thoughts

SUCCESS never depends on the size of our BRAIN. It always depends on the size of our THOUGHTS.

Love never dies...

Love never dies. It remains forever...

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& forever
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Only partner changes...!
So keep loving the latest versions...!

Lolz!

Thursday, 15 December 2011

The funniest moment in our life...

The funniest moment in our life...?????

When we have no idea what to write in the exam paper and the invigilator comes and says...
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Hide your sheet....!

Great word by a Boxer...

Great word by a Boxer:

"Sometimes words are not enough to express your true feelings so....
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A PUNCH is necessary...!"

Tuesday, 13 December 2011

The Truth...

"Truth is always like oil in water. No matter how much of water you add, it always floats on top..."

Computer & Husband

Wife to husband: Darling, the computer is not working  as per my command...

Husband: Darling! It's a computer not a husband...!