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Tuesday, 31 January 2012

US Economy...

US Economy:

Investment Analyst and Entrepreneur Dr. Marc Faber concluded his monthly bulletin with the following:

"The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China. If we spend it on gasoline, it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer, it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetable, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car, it will go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American Economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on Prostitutes and Bear, since these are the only products still produced in USA."

An Essay on Wife...

University Exam:

Q: Write an essay on WIFE.

(A married student wrote one liner essay & got full marks.)

The answer was:


"She has a PROBLEM for every SOLUTION."

Monday, 30 January 2012

Are you an Idiot???????????

A man calls up Prime Minister House and says: "I want to be the next Prime Minister of Pakistan...."

Operator: "Are you an idiot?"

Man: "Is it compulsory...?????????????"

Teru Reltionship...

Yuo konw waht is Rael Reltionship?

I'm gving yuo an exmpl:

Jsut c tihs msg. Evrey splleing of tihs msg is wrnog but sitll yuo can raed it wihtuot ayn mitsake....

If yuo vant true reltionship jsut igonr mitsake of ohters...

Friends and 26 Alphabets

Question paper of a 5th class boy.

Write an essay about your friends in 200 words. Given time half an hour.

A boy finished the paper in first minute...

He just wrote one sentence...but he got full marks...

That one sentence was..

"Any combination of 26 alphabets will never express my friends."

Thursday, 26 January 2012

Pretty Ugly....!!!

GF: Am I Pretty or Ugly?
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BF: You are both...!
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GF: What do you mean both...???
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BF: You are "Pretty Ugly"...!!!

A Beautiful Girl & Beautiful Future

A beautiful girl can't give you a beautiful future BUT beautiful future can give you many beautiful Girls.....(HITLER)

Jitna Zalim tha baat us se bhi zalim kar gaya...!

Tuesday, 24 January 2012

Friend is like a pencil color...

Friend is like a pencil color.

May be I'm not your favorite color ...

BUT

I hope you will need me somewhere to complete your drawing...!!!

Monday, 23 January 2012

Khubsurti aur Rotiyan

Biwi kitchen mein se boli: "Sunte ho main din ba din khubsurat hoti ja rahi hoon..."

Shohar: "Acha, wo kaise?"

Biwi: "Ab to mujh se Rotiyan bhi jalne lagi hain...!!!"

The reality of Life...

You love someone & you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your life partner and the one you love becomes the password of you email ID...!

LOLZ!