A man speaks 25000 words...

A man speaks 25000 words daily & a woman speaks 30000 words but problem starts when husband comes from office after consuming his 25000 words & wife starts her 30000.

Things often go wrong...

Every woman needs a husband because things often go wrong in life and you cannot always blame god or Govt. for everything...

Ashwarya's baby...

Doctor to Ashwarya's baby: Who is your grandfather...?

Baby: Big B...!!!

Doctor: Who is your mother?

Baby: Miss World...

Doctor: Who is your father...?

Baby: NO IDEA SIR JI...!!!

OOOOPPPSSSSS......

Indian TV

News on Indian TV:

"Water & presence of Whales & Sharks found on Moon by Indian Satellite....

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News on BBC:

"Satellite launched by India found in Arabian Sea....!

Lolz!

World's smallest resignation...

World's smallest, shortest resignation letter to boss:

Dear Sir,

                                         THOOO...


Thanks....

Problems & Friends

Its very nice to discuss problems with friends....Not because they will solve it but will give such stupid suggestions that you will laugh & forget the problems....!

Definition of Mathematics

An exact definition of Mathematics:

"Mathematics is the study of finding a black cat in a dark room when there is no cat....
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You have to Suppose...!

Romance in Urdu & English

Sometimes things look so romantic in Urdu:

"Mai kho gaya hum tere pyar main. Ab tum bhi kho jao.................."

Now try it in English:

"I'm lost in your Love, Now you GET LOST...!"

LAYS....Ingredients....

Dear LAYS chips manufacturer, You forgot to list one thing under the ingredients....
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AIR ....85%...!

Bitter Truth...

In bed its 6am, if you close your eyes for 5 minutes, its 7:45

but

in a lecture its 9:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and its STILL 9:30...!