Honeymooners....and the suitcases!

A new Bride was a bit embarrassed to knows as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.

He responded, "Sure, You carry the suitcases!" 

Wife....

A man received a message from his neighbor, "Sorry sir i'm using your Wife, i'm using day & night, i'm using when you are not present at home. Infact i'm using more than you are using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope you will accept my sincere apology".

Man picked up his gun and shot his wife.

Few minutes later he received another message "Sorry sir typing mistake its not WIFE it's WIFI....."

KHUSH NASEEB KON

Girl Najoomi Se: Mere yeh saal kaisa guzre ga?

Najoomi: Es Saal tumhari shadi ho gi.

Girl: Mere do rishtay ay hain. Ek mamu ke betay ka aur doosra chachu ke betay kapata nahi kon Khush Naseeb ho ga.

Najoomi: Mamu ka beta khush naseeb ho ga........aur tumhari shadi chachu ke betay se ho gi!!!

All men are same...

The woman who invented the phrase, "All men are same." was a chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd in China!

7 Trillion nerves and women

Human body has 7 trillion nerves and women know how to get on every single one of them....

Men are always happy creatures...

Men are always happy creatures. Why?

-PHONE conversations cost for just  2 minutes

-A five days vacation requires only 1 jeans

-If someone forgets to invite them, they can still be friends

-The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades

-They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes

-They don't freak out when they go to a party & see another man wearing same shirt or tie, instead they become buddies

- They laugh before an exam and also laugh after exams without worries

-They can live in all circumstances

Share this to women who can DIGEST it, and to men who'll enjoy reading it...!

Capital of Pakistan........????

Teacher: "Where is the CAPITAL OF PAKISTAN?"

A student replied, "In Swiss Banks......"

lolz!

Maths.........

Maths is the only place where I hear people doing ridiculous things....e.g.

Ashraf had 300 kababs, he ate 230. What does he have now?
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LOOSE Motion I think...!

An angry girl and her laptop...

An angry girl went to an electronics shop and threw her new laptop on the desk at a person from whom she bought.

She told the salesman that you have cheated me. I can not transfer file to my previous laptop.

Salesman: Madam, can you please try in front of me?

This is what she did:

1. Right clicked the mouse on the file which she wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2. Disconnected the mouse from that laptop.

3. Took the mouse carefully then connected it to her previous laptop.

4. Thus after connecting the mouse she clicks the paste button and no action performed!

Salesman died....!

LOLZ....

bank...

GF called her bf..

GF: Honey where are you?

BF: I'm at the bank.

GF: Oh dear..I need 10000 to do my hair treatment and 30000 to buy few dresses...

BF: Sorry, janu I meant I was at the bank of a river...Machli chahhiye tumko machli...I mean fish?