"Attacked" by two Pakistanis

A Pakistani took admission in an American School in America.

Teacher: "Whats your name?"
Boy: "Ahmed"
Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johny from now on..."

Boy went home and mom asked

Mom: " How was the day Ahmed?"
Boy: "I'm an American, from now on call me Johny..."

Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up...
Next day he was back to school all bruised..

Teacher: "What happened Johny?"
Boy: "Mam, just four hours after i became an American, I was attacked by two Pakistanis!!!"