Kaash mere bas mein bhi hota...

Kaash mere bas mein bhi hota tujh se Gafil ho jana
Hum bhi sukoon se rehte Bekhabar teri tarha

"Man of value"

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. (Albert Einstein)

Sahir Lodhi - Over acting personality of Pakistan TV

Principal: "What do you want to become in future?"

Student: " After studying MBBS, I want to join police force and get good job in a good software house and work as lawyer and construct big buildings and conduct research and become an actor."

Principal: "Hey, whats your name?"

Student: "Sahir Lodhi"

"QISMAT"

Zindagi par ek kitab likhon ga
Main us mein wo saray hisaab likhon ga
Pyar ko waqt guzari likh kar
Chahton ko sirf azaab likhon ga
Hui barbad meri muhabbat kaise
Kaise bikhre hain mere khuwaab likhon ga
Khud ko kisi titli ka roop de kar
Us ka chehra gulab likhon ga
Us ko Ilzaam-e-Bewafai na doon ga
Bus! apni hi QISMAT kharab likhon ga

Baba Bullhay Shah

Bura banda labban turya
Bura na labbiya koi

Apne andar chatti mari
Maithon bura na koi...

Redefined Definitions

1. BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early...!

2. CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other...!

3. DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills and then kills you by bills...!

4. LECTURE: The art of transferring a conscious person to a subconscious state...!

Have A Nice Day!

Seeing a cockroach...???

Seeing a cockroach on your bed is not a problem...
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The real problem starts when it disappears..."Where did it go?"

Good people are like...

Good people are like Street Lights along the roads. They don't make the distance short BUT they light up the path and make the walk EASY & SAFE.

Everyone in the world...

Everyone in the world would say you have changed a lot But no one in the world look in to your eyes and say You have compromised a lot...

Girls are never....

Girls are never wrong just...

Sometimes confused

Rude

Stubborn

Senseless

Emotional

Unchangeable

Crazy

Stupid

Idiot and even

Mad

BUT NEVER WRONG...!!!

Have A Nice Day...!

Baray Azeem hote hain wo log...

Baray Azeem hote hain wo log jo khud "ro" kar doosron ko "hansate" hain
Jaise ke...
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Apne "Altaf Bhai"

LoL...!!!

Last question asked in a quiz...Award winning answer

Last question asked in a quiz...

"What would you like to see in a beautiful girl, of your liking?"

Award winning answer....."MY CHILD"

A Pack of AIR...!

"I bought a pack of Air...
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There were few CHIPS in it...WOW!"


(Dedicated to Lays, Kurlees, Super Crisp...!)

Waqt badla...

Waqt badla,

Log badle,


Tehzeeb badli,

aur

Duain bhi badal gayen...

Larki ki rukhsati pe maa ne galay lagate huey dua di: "Beti ALLAH kare! aj raat tere ghar ki light na jaey, puray 15 hazar liey hain beauty parlor walon ne...!"

ALLAH loves you...

ALLAH loves you so much that HE hears you constantly: HE always answers your requests, may be not with a yes but always with "What is the Best...!"

Have a Nice Day!

It's nice to be important.....

"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."

Sheikh Sadi ka qaol...

"Talwar 2 tarha ki hoti hai
1. Lohy ki
2. Mohabbat ki

Farq sirf itna hai ke Lohy ki talwar 1 ko 2 karti hai..
Aur Mohabbat ki talwar 2 ko 1 karti hai..."

3 Pagal bed per so rahe they...

3 Pagal bed per so rahe they. Teeno ko jaga tang ho rahi thi. 1 pagal bed se utar ker neeche so gaya.
2nd pagal: "Oye! ab jaga khuli ho gai hai ooper aa ja...!!!

A police officer attempts to...

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until  he's topping 100 MPH. He eventually realizes that he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."

Guy: "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago, I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back to me...!!!"


LOL! Have A Good Day!

Man was sent on earth...

Man was sent on earth to suffer...Woman was sent...
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to make sure it happens...!!!

Jinnah ko draya aur kharida ......

Jinnah ko draya aur kharida nahi ja sakta. (Mount Batton)

Agar musalmano ke pas 100 Gandhi hote aur humare pas 1 Jinnah to Pakistan na banta. (J.L. Nehru)

Many people put a good impact on history but Jinnah was the one who created history. (L.K. Advani)

Main Jinnah ko slam pesh karta hoon, ke agar wo Pakistan na banata to main 1,026 Arab Rupae kaise banata? (Zardari)

3 Young Ladies proposed a Man...

3 Young Ladies proposed a Man. He had to choose one of them.
He tested by giving them Rs.5000/= each to spend.

First lady bought make up stuff & new dresses and said she wanted to look good for HIM...!
Second lady got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes and said she wanted HIM to look good...!
Third one invested the money, got profit and returned him original amount saying that she saved the rest for their future...!
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MAN decided to marry the lady who was...... THE PRETTIEST...!!!

"Men Never Change...!!!"

In the race between lion & deer....

In the race between lion & deer, many times deer mostly wins because lion runs for Food and deer runs for Life...

Remember: Purpose id more important than need...!!!

Tears

Tears do not come when you miss a person. They come when you do not want to miss a person...!

Absence is the best Presence..

Absence is the best Presence because if people are absent then you miss them and if you miss them that means they are present in your Heart...!


Have A Good Day!

Oh ALLAH...! I'm yours...

"Oh ALLAH...! I'm yours and YOU are mine. I love YOU and I need YOU all the time. Please be in my heart and with me in every step of my life and help me to follow the instructions of Qur'an perfectly and forgive all my evils. Ameen...!"

Have A Good Day!

Love + Ship = Titanic

Love + Ship = Titanic
Dinosaur + Forest = Jurasic Park
Arnold + Gun = Terminator
Robbers + Bikes = Dhoom
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Kutta + Sindhi Topi = "Do I have to tell you this one too??????????????"

Faqat is dar se Karachi nahi jate...

Arz kya hai....

Faqat is dar se Karachi nahi jate..."Bhai Altaf"

Mobile set chin gaya to kese karain gey "Telephonic Khitaab"

Aha Wah Wah Wah...

Jism aik dukaan hai...

Jism aik dukaan hai aur zuban uska talaa. Talaa khulta hai to pata chalta hai ke dukan "Sonay" ki hai ya "Koelay" ki...

Light aa rahi hai...

Larki Doctor se Phone pe: "Mere bhai ko current laga hai main kya karoon?"

Doctor: "Pehlay ap Do Nafal Shukrane ke ada karain ke............
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apki taraf light aa rahi hai...!!!

"Your Trust....Power to Destroy You"

If you give your trust to a person who does not deserve it ...You actually give him/her the power to DESTROY YOU...!!!

Have a Good Day!

Do char nahi mujh ko faqat...

Do char nahi mujh ko faqat aik dikha do...GHALIB

Wo shakhs jo andar say bhi bahir ki tarah ho....

"Naan Cholle"

Larki: "Kya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?"
Larka: "Haan agar tum kujhe Mcdonalds ke spelling suna do to."
Larki kuch daier sochne ke baad boli: "Dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain."
Larka: "Acha yeh batao ke KFC se kya banta hai?"
Larki kuch daeir aur sochne ke baad sharmindagi se boli: "Acha chalo kahin se NAAN CHOLLE kha lete hain..."

Hansi aati hai mujhe hasrat-e-insaan par...

Hansi aati hai mujhe hasrat-e-insaan par

Gunah karta hai khud, Laanat bhejta hai shetaan par...!!!

(Allama Iqbal)

Kis qadar anokha hai RABTA muhabbat ka

Kis qadar anokha hai RAABTA muhabbat ka
Kab na jane ho jaey MOJEZA muhabbat ka
Apni zaat se bhi wo ajnabi sa lagta hai
Jiss ke sath ho jaey HAAADESA muhabbat ka
Wo chala hee jata hai jis ne jana hota hai
Lakh do chahe usey WAASTA muhabbat ka
Zindagi mein jeene ka aasra nahi rehta
Jab kisi se chin jaey HOSLA muhabbat ka

Chuttiyon Ka Kaam

Boy: Sir, Ramzan mein to shetan es dunya se chala jata hai magar phir bhi log gunah karte hain. Why?

Sir: Beta wo chuttiyon ka kaam de ker jata hai...

Wife's Ticket is Free...????

An Airline introduced  special package for businessmen. Buy your ticket get your "wife's ticket free". After great success the company sent letters to all the wives asking how was the trip? All of them gave a same reply....

"Which Trip.............???????????"

Two kinds of people fails in life

Only two kinds of people fails in life...!
Those who do not listen to anybody and those who listen to everybody...!!!

Strange but True!

Time has the great power

"Never conclude a person by his present status because time has the great power to change a useless coal in to a valuable diamond."

Have A good Day!

How UNLUCKY...

1 Universe

8 Planets

204 Countries

809 Islands

7 Seas

Over 6 Billion people

BUT....

Unless then ZARDARI is a "Pakistani"

How UNLUCKY Pakistanis are?...........

Nobody is busy in this world...

"Nobody is busy in this world...It's all about PRIORITIES...!!!"

Dig This Fact:

Dig This Fact:

Everyone wears Left shoe at the last. Don't agree with it?
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But when we wear one shoe, the other one is Left...!!!


Keep Scratching your head....

Zindagi guzaarne ka mashwara

1937, India mein Congress govt. bani, Mahatma Gandhi ne waziron ko saadgi ki zindagi guzarne ka mashwara dete huey kaha ke,

"Mein Raam Chandar or Kirishna ka hawala nahi de sakta kiyon ke wo tareekhi hastiyaan nahi thi. Mein majboor hoon ke saadgi ki misaal ke liey Hazrat Abbu Bakar (R.A.) aur Hazrat Umar-e-Farooq (R.A.) ka naam pesh kata hoon! Wo bohat bari saltanat ke hakim thay par unhon ne faqeeron wali zindagi guzaari...!!"

(Roznama Harichand 27-07-1937)

Dimagh jism ka sab se eham hissa hai...

Dimagh jism ka sab se eham hissa hai..Yeh 24 Hrs active rehta hai...Yeh hamari pedaish se le kar us waqt tak kaam karta hai jab tak...
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Hamari SHADI nahi ho jati...!!!

I'm not a clock...

I'm not a clock that can SMS you 24 Hrs a day but my Heart is like a clock that cares & prays non-stop for a special dear person like you...

Driving the WRONG way...?

A woman was driving home from work on the highway.
Her husband calls her and says, "Be careful love, its just been on the radio that someone is driving the wrong way on the highway...!!!"

"Someone?", she replies, "these bastards are in hundreds...!!!"

3 Possible Reasons...

3 Possible reasons when a man opens a car's door for wife:

1. The Car is New
2. The Wife is New
3. She is not "HIS" Wife...!!!

Good Relations

Good Relations are like "Water" No Color, No Shape, No Place, No Taste But still very important for "Life"....

Have A Nice Day!

Education and Experience

Educated people change themselves according to the situation BUT....Experienced people change the situation according to them....

Meera's English as usual...

Journalist: "Apka favorite phool konsa hai?"

Meera: "O so nice question, phoolon me mujhe Flower bohat pasand hai...!!!

Leave Everything in ALLAH's Hand

"Those who happily leave everything on ALLAH, will eventually see help from ALLAH in everything, because worry ends where faith begins."


Have A Good Day!

Life is not a MP3 Player...

Life is not a MP3 Player to play your favourite songs...Its like a Radio...You must adjust yourself to enjoy whatever come in...

Dil ki basti ko veeraan na banaye rakhna

Dil ki basti ko veeraan na banaye rakhna
Kuch na ho to yaadon ko sajaye rakhna
Pyar ka na sahi nafrat ka sahi

Hum se jaise bhi ho koi rishta banaye rakhna

"Kursi Kursi"

Reporter: Aap ke hath me hamesha Tasbeeh hoti hai, aap kia parhte hain?

Fazal-ur-Rehman: Mein Aytal Kursi parhta hoon.

Reporter: Itni lambi Aytal Kursi itni jaldi jaldi kaise parhte hain?

Fazal-ur-Rehman:Waqt ki kami aur mojuda halaat ke tanazur ki wajha se sirf KURSI KURSI parhta hoon...

Mufeed Baatain

2 baatain sari zindagi kaam aati hain

1. Gusse ki halat main koi faisla mat karna
2. Khushi ki halat main koi waada mat karna

Pakistan ki do biviaan...

Pakistan ka haal us shakhs jesa hai jis ki do biviaan hon. Aik ka naam "America" aur doosri ka naam "Taliban" aur dono ko shak ho ke wo doosri ko ziada chahta hai....lol

"A Broken Trust"

A Broken Trust can be best described as melted chocolate. No matter how hard you try to Freeze it. It will never return in its true shape....


Have A nice Day!

KEEP SMILING

Smile is a ..
Cooling System of Heart
Sparkling System of Eyes
Lighting System of Face
Relaxing System of Mind
So
Activate all your Systems and Keep Smiling...!!!


Have A Good Day!

Kal bicharna hai to ahd-e-wafa soch ke bandh

Kal bicharna hai to ahd-e-wafa soch ke bandh
Abhi agaz-e-mohabbat hai gya kuch bhi nahi

Mein to is waste chup hoon ke tamasha na bane
Tu samajhta hai mujhe tujh se gila kuch bhi nahi

Ab to hathon se lakirain bhi miti jati hain
Us ko kho kar to mere pas raha kuch bhi nahi

A New Tax by Zardari

Zardari's father died... now get ready for another tax...

"Zardari Yateemi Tax"

Reason for having two wives...!!!

An Economist explains the reason for having two wives....

"Monopoly is always Damaging...!!!
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"Competition improves service...!!!"

Itna to mere haal per ehsaan kiya kar...

Itna to mere haal per ehsaan kiya kar
Aankhon se mera dard pehchan liya kar

Koi sath de safar mein bohat thak gaya hoon main
Kuch pal hon tere sath meri maan liya kar

Afsane mohabbat ke adhure na chor tu
Jurm-e-wafa ka mujh se har bayaan liya kar

Muddat hui is aas par tehra hua hoon main
Bhule se kabhi tu bhi mera naam liya kar

Tu apni zaat se wabasta kar mujhe...Saqi
Ho kar khafa na mujh se meri "JAAN" liya kar

Zindagi ke more per...

Zindagi ke more per ek aisa waqt aata hai
Jab insaan apne apko tanha pata hai

Wohi tanhaiyaan to batati hain
Ke kon kiska kitna sath nibhata hai...

Have A Good Day!

Success in Life

Life will never provide "warranties and guarantees" for success...It only provides "possibilities and opportunities" to convert them in to success...


Have A Nice Day!

"Don't Copy if you can't Paste"

A famous inspirational speaker said, " Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife..."

Audience was in shock and silence. He added, "She was my mother."
Applause & Laughter...!!!

A doctor tried to crack this at home. After a drink he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen, "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife."

Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second half...

By the time he gained his senses he was on a hospital bed recovering from burns of BOILING WATER...!!!

Moral: Don't copy, if you can't Paste...!!!

Mosam-e-Hijr mein Yeh Barish ka barasna kaisa..

Mosam-e-Hijr mein yeh Barish ka barasna kaisa
Ek sehra se samandar ka guzarna kaisa

Ae mere dil na pareshaan ho tanha ho ker
We tere sath chala kab tha, bicharna kaisa

Log kehte hain gulshan ki tabahi dekho!
Main to veeran sa jungal tha, ujarna kaisa

Dekhne mein to koi dard nahi, dikh bhi nahi
Phir yeh aankhon mein aansuon ka ubharna kaisa

Bewafa kehne ki jurat bhi na kerna usko Faraz
Usne iqrar kiya kab tha, to mukarna kaisa

Classical bisti (insult)

Girl: Main abbhi abhi Beauty Parlour se aa rahi hoon....
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Boy: Arey...!!! Aaj bhi band tha kya...???

"Affection and Perfection"

Never leave a true relation for few faults..Nobody is perfect, nobody is correct and at the end AFFECTION is always greater than PERFECTION...!!!

Have A Great Day!

Kisi ke Hissey...

Miley jahan se kisi ko kantey kisi ke hissey Gulab thehray
Jise WO chahe nawazta hai ye mere RAB ke hisab thehray

Bara Rahim-o-Karim hai WO jise dedey uski marzi
Kisi ke hissey sawab likh de kisi ke hissey azab thehray

Ye apni taqdeer se mila hai kisi ko dariya kisi ko sehra
Koi tarasta hai boond bhar ko kisi ke hissey sairab thehray

Koi din mein sapnay dekhey kisi se neendain bhi door ker de
Kisi ke hissey rat jagay to kisi ke hissey mein khuwaab thehray

Wahan tareek lamhon ke evaz...

Wahan tareek lamhon ke evaz soraj ko thukra do

Jahan apna zameer apne liey ilzam ban jaey

Have A Gud Day!

1947 mein bhi Ramzan...

1947 mein bhi Ramzan August mein tha aur ab bhi Ramzan August mein aa raha hai. Farq sirf itna hai ke us waqt Pakistan ke pas 1 awami aur khuddaar leader tha aur ab....
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Pakistan ke paas 1 Harami aur Gaddar leader hai...!!!

Kaash ke baras jay...

Kaash ke baras jay yahan bhi kuch Noor ki barish Ya RAB...!!!

Emaan ke shishon pay bari gard jami hai...

"Quick-Quick"

Clock makes a sound "TIC-TIC" but listen carefully its not "TIC-TIC". Its real sound is "QUICK-QUICK" saying time is very "PRECIOUS". Use it in the Best Way...!!!

Have A good Day!

Zardari ki Maali emdaad ki jay....

"Yateem ho gaya hoon, B.V. bhi mar gai hai, 2 betiyon ki shadi karni hai, Maali emdaad ki jay..."
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Zardari press conference karte huey ro paray...!!!

Tu hosh mein tha phir bhi...

Tu hosh mein tha phir bhi humain pehchaan na paaya Saqi

Bus ek hum hain ke pee kar bhi tera naam lety rahy

"MISTRESS"

A philosopher once said, "Every wife is a Mistress of her husband."

"MISS" for the first year and"STRESS" for rest of the life...!!!

Enjoy life with your MISTRESS...!!!

Be Positive

End is not the end in fact E.N.D. is "Effort Never Dies" & If you get NO in answer then remember N.O. is "Next Opportunity"... Always be positive...!!!

Molvi se kisi ne poocha...

Molvi se kisi ne poocha, "Halwa khaen gay ya murghi?"

Molvi: "ALLAH tujhe aisay hee pereshan karay jaise tu ne mujhe pereshani me daal dia hai...!!!"

Mazaaq Ki Aadat

Wife: "Apko meri khubsurti ziyada achi lagti hai ya aqalmandi...?"

Husband: "Mujhe to tumhari ye mazaaq kerne ki aadat bohat achi lagti hai..."

Care is the real outcome....

Don't judge who is close to you by the way they speak, judge them by the way they CARE. Because care is the real outcome of the true sincerity....

Have A Good Day!

SMS Collection: Beautiful Heart

SMS Collection: Beautiful Heart: "Try to find beautiful heart and not beautiful face because beautiful faces 'Deceives' but beautiful hearts doesn't deceives...."

Beautiful Heart

Try to find beautiful heart and not beautiful face because beautiful faces "Deceives" but beautiful hearts doesn't deceives....

Zaat ban ke meri zaat mein...

Zaat ban ke meri zaat mein raha karta hai
Aik hee hai jo mujh mein bassa rehta hai

Mere chehre mein nazar ata hai chera uska
Uska tabassum mere honton pe khila karta hai

Mere lafzon se adda hoti hain baatain uski
Mere lehje se ghuroor uska chalka karta hai

Meri neendon pe hai barson se hukoomat uski
Khuwaab ban ke woh meri palkon pe sajja karta hai

Is hadd tak meri hasti mein mojood hai woh
Mere har naqsh mein aks uska milla karta hai

Success in Life

Two things define your success in life..

1. The way you manage when you have nothing.
2. The way you behave when you have everything.

Have Nice Day!

"Roshan Ghar"

1 admi ne 1 ghar dekha, jo door se dekhne mey he chand ki tarha chamak raha tha. Sirf usi ghar mein noor hee noor tha. Doosre din bhi usne wohi manzar dekha. Usne ek buzurg se poocha, " Yeh kia raaz hai?"

Buzurg ne farmaya: "Yeh wo log hain jo.....
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Generator afford ker sakte hain....!!!"

Most Beautiful Truth

"Love is the most beautiful truth of life, never ignore those who loves you...!!!"

"3 Damaad"

Saas ne apnay 3 damaadon ki mohabbat azmaanay ke liye un ke samney darya main chalang laga di....

1 damaad ne us ko bacha lia...!!!
Us ko saas ki taraf se CAR mil gaee...!!!

2nd day yehi drama hua...
doosray damaad ne bacha lia...!!!
Usay Motor Cycle inam mili...!!!

3rd Day repeated ...!!!
teesray damaad ne socha mere liey CYCLE hee bachi ho gi...Kia zaroorat hay bachane ki...!!! Saas doob gaee...!!!

Aglay din usko MERCEDEZ mil gaee...!!!
SUSSAR ki taraf se...!!!

"Sweetness of your prayers"

"ALLAH always likes to know again and again what you want? It is not that HE forgets your needs But HE loves to feel the Sweetness of Your Prayers."

Have A Nice Day!