A Chinese walks in to a bar in America and saw Steven Spielberg there. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him and asked for his autograph. Instead Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese bombed our Pearl Harbour get out of here..."
The astonished Chinese man replied that "it was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour it was the Japanese."
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese you are all the same" replied the Spielberg
In return Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship..."
Shocked Spielberg replies, "It was the Iceberg that sank the ship not me..."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Sielberg, Carlsberg, you are all the same...!"
The astonished Chinese man replied that "it was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour it was the Japanese."
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese you are all the same" replied the Spielberg
In return Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship..."
Shocked Spielberg replies, "It was the Iceberg that sank the ship not me..."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Sielberg, Carlsberg, you are all the same...!"
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