PEPSI ka add...

Afridi's Daughter: "Mummy dekho papa six per six maar rahe hain."
Afridi's Wife: "Beta theek se dekho PEPSI ka add hoga...!"

Why Husbands avoid questions...

Why Husbands avoid questions...
Wife: "Would your re-marry if i die?"
Husband: "Definitely Not!"
Wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course I do."
Wife: "Then why wouldn't you re-marry?"
Husband: "Ok Ok I'd get married again."

Wife: "So would you live in our house?"
Husband: "Sure, it is a great house."
Wife: "Would you let her take my jewlery?"
Husband: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
Wife: "Would she wear my shoes?"
Husband: " No her size is 7.......... "
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(Silence)


"Shit!"

Mirasiyon ne AC lagwaya...

Mirasiyon ne AC lagwaya. Kisi ne poocha ke ap logon ko to sardi bohat lagti hai.

Mirasi: "Mola khush rakhe Putha lawaya ay sarkar! Garam wa andar te thandi bar...!"

A married man....

A married man written on the back of his car....

"Don't disturb, already very disturbed...!"

SIMPLE...????????????

Define a girl:
The 1 who before going out for a party puts on
mascara
eye shadow
eye liner
lip gloss
glitter
blush
kajal
wears the best dress
wild heals
accessories and still asks, " It isn't look over! Isn't it?"

Reply: "No No...Its OK"

Girl: "In such a hurry i didn't do anything...and i thought SIMPLE is better...!!!"

Ishq hai apne asulon pe azal se qayam...

Ishq hai apne asulon pe azal se qayam
Imtihaan jis ka bhi laita hai reayat nahi karta...!

"Acha Dost"

"Main ache waqt se ziada acha dost azeez rakhta hoon kiun ke acha dost acha waqt paida kar sakta hai magar acha waqt acha dost nahi...!"

Funny Ghazal

Jab se tum ko apna bana rakha hai
aisa lagta hai ke AC chala rakha hai
Dil to kab ka kisi ko de chuke hum
Aur tere leay gurda bacha rakha hai
Tu ne nazrain phair leen to kya hua
Hum ne bhi kisi aur se chakkar chala rakha hai
Ek aansu baha ke ehsaan karte ho
Hum ne aankhon mein nalka laga rakha hai...

Happy New Fiscal Year

May ALLAH keep you away from taxes in the coming year and keep you safe from inflation, unemployment, poverty, political factors, exchange rate crises, energy crises and brain drain.

What is Love?

Love is a mutual contract between two parties of any organization and an interpersonal relationship between them that provides law of marginal utility to control each others personal, physical, financial and mental state with an emotionally conscious strategy which leads to strong emotional partnership...!

Have A Good Day!