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Saturday, 2 July 2011

Why Husbands avoid questions...

Why Husbands avoid questions...
Wife: "Would your re-marry if i die?"
Husband: "Definitely Not!"
Wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course I do."
Wife: "Then why wouldn't you re-marry?"
Husband: "Ok Ok I'd get married again."

Wife: "So would you live in our house?"
Husband: "Sure, it is a great house."
Wife: "Would you let her take my jewlery?"
Husband: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
Wife: "Would she wear my shoes?"
Husband: " No her size is 7.......... "
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(Silence)


"Shit!"

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