Terrorist...???

List of countries USA has BOMBED after World War II.

Japan 1945-46

Korea 1950-53

China 1950-53

Guatemala 1954

Indonesia 1958

Cuba 1959-60

Guatemala 1960

Belgian Congo 1964

Guatemala 1964

Dominican Republic 1965-66

Peru 1965

Laos 1964-73

Vietnam 1961-73

Cambodia 1969-70

Guatemala 1967-1969

Lebanon 1982-84

Grenada 1983-84

Libya 1986

El-Salvador 1981-92

Nicaragua 1981-90

Iran 1987-88

Libya 1989

Panama 1989-90

Iraq 1991

Kuwait 1991

Somalia 1992-94

Bosnia 1995

Iran 1998

Sudan 1998

Afghanistan 1998- To-date

Yugoslavia-Serbia 1999

Libya 2011

Yemen 2011

Pakistan 2007- To-date

USA is the only country that has used Nuclear Weapons on Civil Population.!!!

Sharafat soz tasveeron ki uryani nahi jaati

Sharafat soz tasveeron ki uryani nahi jaati
Adab ki aar mein Targheeb-e-Roomani nahi jaati

Khuda maloom Nasl-e-Nau ka kia anjam hona hay?
Watan se fuhash naghmn ki farawani nahi jaati

Azaab aye to us mein senkron ki jaan jaati hay
Nahi jaati to shetanon ki shetani nahi jaati

Kahin basti ki bastiboond paani ko tarasti hay
Kahin barish brasti hay to tughyani nahi jaati

Jahan ke zarray zarray se numaya hay Jalal US ka
Magar hum se KHUDA ki zaat pehchani nahi jaati

Zamana is qadar qayal hua hay Faiz jhooton ka
Jo sach kehte hain unki aik bhi maani nahi jaati

A Kid and his Dad

Kid: Why some of your hair are white Dad?

Dad: Every time you make me unhappy my hair turns white...!

Kid: Oh I see! now I understand why Grandpa's hair are all white...!!!




Moral: Don't be over smart with today's Kids.

Givers & Takers

There are two kinds of people in this world "Givers" & "Takers". The Takers may eat better BUT the Givers sleep better...!

University Result...

One guy asked his friend to check his result at the university and come back and tell me my grades. But I will be with my father so if I failed in one subject say "Muslim says Assalam-O-Alaikum". If I failed in two subjects say "Muslimeen say Assalam-O-Alaikum"
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the friend came back from the university and said "Ummat-e-Muslima says Assalam-O-Alaikum".

Naadaniyan...!

Maana ke ab Aqal ne kuch pukhtagi to di...

Par wo maza kahan jo NAADANIYON me tha...!

Who is a Psychiatrist?

"A qualified person who gives you an expensive, critical analysis about yourself."
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which your FRIENDS give you "Free of cost" daily...!

Friends living in the Heart...

Friends living in the Heart are the worst residents...!

1. They capture Heart (Qabza Group)

2. They pay NO Rent (Muft Khuray)

3. They don't vacate easily (Dheet)

4. When they leave the place, it's broken (Dehshat Gard)

But still we can't live without them. Dedicated to all terrorists living in my Heart...!

An Accountant...the secret of success!!!

An Accountant in a big firm had a very strange habit. Every morning he used to open his drawer, look at a paper and then lock the drawer again.

The trainees were very curious ad thought that he hid the secret of his success in his drawer. So one day6 when   the Accountant was out, the trainees decided to break in the lock . When they broke the lock and took out the paper it was written on the paper....
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"Khabba Debit tey Sajja Credit"

My Biology Book...

My Biology Book says & I agree...
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"CELL" is the basic fundamental unit of life...!