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Friday, 29 July 2011

A soldier rushes to his captain...

A soldier rushes to his captain and says: "one enemy ship is approaching us."
Captain replies, " David! Go bring my Red Shirt."
Soldiers gets red shirt for his captain.Enemy ship comes in, heavy rounds of fire are exchanged. Finally, the captain wins.
Soldier asks: "Congrats sir, but why the red shirt?"
Captain replies: "If I got injured than my blood shouldn't be seen as I don't want my soldiers to lose hope."
Suddenly the soldier replied, "Sir, 20 enemy ships are coming."
Captain replied: "David! Go and bring my Yellow Trouser...!!!"

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