A barber shop...

In England, a barber shop had a customer who was a soldier. After haircut he tried to give money.

Barber said: You fight for people of UK I won't take money from you.

Next day he found some flowers outside his shop.

Then a doctor came, again the barber didn't take money  & said: You help ill people of UK I won't take money from you.

Next day he found expensive clothing outside his shop.

Then a Pakistani came, barber didn't take money & said: You are our visitor I won't take money from you.

Next day............

There were ten Pakistanis waiting in line outside his shop...............!!!

Proof of extra work done...!

The amount of money in your bank account at the time of your death is the proof of extra work you did which was not necessary...!!!

WORK-SHOP

Marriage is like a Workshop???


Where the Husband Works

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The Wife Shops....

Love Story

Old Love Story started from "EYES"

Grew with "GIFTS"

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Ended with "TEARS"

And Now

Love story starts from "MOBILE"

Grows with "SMS"

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Ends with "SIM Change"

The brick from the plane...

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 499.

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant in to a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer in to a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question. In the end, the old woman still dies, Why?

Applicant: Er...I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: NO! She was hit by the brick which you dropped from the plane. You may leave now...!

Negative attitude

Negative attitude is like a punctured tyre. You can not reach anywhere until you change it....!

AY Maa...

Ay Maa...

Phir se mujhe mera basta dy dy

K Dunia ka dia sabq mushkil bohat hy....

Terrorist...???

List of countries USA has BOMBED after World War II.

Japan 1945-46

Korea 1950-53

China 1950-53

Guatemala 1954

Indonesia 1958

Cuba 1959-60

Guatemala 1960

Belgian Congo 1964

Guatemala 1964

Dominican Republic 1965-66

Peru 1965

Laos 1964-73

Vietnam 1961-73

Cambodia 1969-70

Guatemala 1967-1969

Lebanon 1982-84

Grenada 1983-84

Libya 1986

El-Salvador 1981-92

Nicaragua 1981-90

Iran 1987-88

Libya 1989

Panama 1989-90

Iraq 1991

Kuwait 1991

Somalia 1992-94

Bosnia 1995

Iran 1998

Sudan 1998

Afghanistan 1998- To-date

Yugoslavia-Serbia 1999

Libya 2011

Yemen 2011

Pakistan 2007- To-date

USA is the only country that has used Nuclear Weapons on Civil Population.!!!

Sharafat soz tasveeron ki uryani nahi jaati

Sharafat soz tasveeron ki uryani nahi jaati
Adab ki aar mein Targheeb-e-Roomani nahi jaati

Khuda maloom Nasl-e-Nau ka kia anjam hona hay?
Watan se fuhash naghmn ki farawani nahi jaati

Azaab aye to us mein senkron ki jaan jaati hay
Nahi jaati to shetanon ki shetani nahi jaati

Kahin basti ki bastiboond paani ko tarasti hay
Kahin barish brasti hay to tughyani nahi jaati

Jahan ke zarray zarray se numaya hay Jalal US ka
Magar hum se KHUDA ki zaat pehchani nahi jaati

Zamana is qadar qayal hua hay Faiz jhooton ka
Jo sach kehte hain unki aik bhi maani nahi jaati

A Kid and his Dad

Kid: Why some of your hair are white Dad?

Dad: Every time you make me unhappy my hair turns white...!

Kid: Oh I see! now I understand why Grandpa's hair are all white...!!!




Moral: Don't be over smart with today's Kids.

Givers & Takers

There are two kinds of people in this world "Givers" & "Takers". The Takers may eat better BUT the Givers sleep better...!

University Result...

One guy asked his friend to check his result at the university and come back and tell me my grades. But I will be with my father so if I failed in one subject say "Muslim says Assalam-O-Alaikum". If I failed in two subjects say "Muslimeen say Assalam-O-Alaikum"
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the friend came back from the university and said "Ummat-e-Muslima says Assalam-O-Alaikum".

Naadaniyan...!

Maana ke ab Aqal ne kuch pukhtagi to di...

Par wo maza kahan jo NAADANIYON me tha...!

Who is a Psychiatrist?

"A qualified person who gives you an expensive, critical analysis about yourself."
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which your FRIENDS give you "Free of cost" daily...!

Friends living in the Heart...

Friends living in the Heart are the worst residents...!

1. They capture Heart (Qabza Group)

2. They pay NO Rent (Muft Khuray)

3. They don't vacate easily (Dheet)

4. When they leave the place, it's broken (Dehshat Gard)

But still we can't live without them. Dedicated to all terrorists living in my Heart...!

An Accountant...the secret of success!!!

An Accountant in a big firm had a very strange habit. Every morning he used to open his drawer, look at a paper and then lock the drawer again.

The trainees were very curious ad thought that he hid the secret of his success in his drawer. So one day6 when   the Accountant was out, the trainees decided to break in the lock . When they broke the lock and took out the paper it was written on the paper....
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"Khabba Debit tey Sajja Credit"

My Biology Book...

My Biology Book says & I agree...
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"CELL" is the basic fundamental unit of life...!