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Sunday, 13 May 2012

The brick from the plane...

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 499.

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant in to a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer in to a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question. In the end, the old woman still dies, Why?

Applicant: Er...I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: NO! She was hit by the brick which you dropped from the plane. You may leave now...!


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