GOD is always there..

We always feel that GOD never comes on time when we call HIM..But the truth is that HE is always on time but we are always in hurry...!

Side effects...

A man got "taweez" to control his wife. After 1 month he reports to peer..."No change in wife but neighbor's wife is in control."

Peer: It's called "Side Effects".

Reason for broken relations...

"I thought you were busy so I didn't disturb you..."

This is the main reason behind most broken relations. So keep disturbing whom you never want to lose...!

Alarm and Snooze

The most active person in the world, one who invented "Alarm". The laziest person in the world, one who invented "Snooze" in the alarm.

lolz!

Success, Brain & Thoughts

SUCCESS never depends on the size of our BRAIN. It always depends on the size of our THOUGHTS.

Love never dies...

Love never dies. It remains forever...

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Only partner changes...!
So keep loving the latest versions...!

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The funniest moment in our life...

The funniest moment in our life...?????

When we have no idea what to write in the exam paper and the invigilator comes and says...
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Great word by a Boxer...

Great word by a Boxer:

"Sometimes words are not enough to express your true feelings so....
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A PUNCH is necessary...!"

The Truth...

"Truth is always like oil in water. No matter how much of water you add, it always floats on top..."

Computer & Husband

Wife to husband: Darling, the computer is not working  as per my command...

Husband: Darling! It's a computer not a husband...!

Definition of A Female Nurse

Definition of A Female Nurse

A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal...lolz!

Zindagi ke do morr...

Yaad rakhna ..Zindagi mein hamesha 2 morr aate hain...
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Sajja te Khabba...!

Ab apki bari hay...

Girl: Paros wali aunty nujhe bohat tang karti hain..Jab bhi kisi ki shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench kar bolti "AB TUMHARI BARI HAY..."

Phir mein ne un ki ye aadat khatam arwa di.

Friend: Wo kaise?

Girl: Jab koi mar jata to main un ke gaal kheench kar bolti..."AB AAP KI BAARI HAY..."

Nice compliments..

Wife (standing in front of mirror), "I'm fat, old, wrinkled & no longer pretty. Will you still give me any compliments ?"

Husband: "Your eyesight is still excellent...!"

All flowers don't...

All flowers don't represent love but Rose did it.

All birds can't speak but Parrot did it.

No dog can lead a country but...He did it.....

Haan Haan Ji wohi...

Ideal larka......

Aik larki ne apne Facebook wall par likha: "Mein us admi se shadi karoon gi jo khud ro kar muje hansalay."

Aik larke ne comment kia: "To phir Altaf Hussain se kar lo...!"

LOLZ!

The Best Slogan...

Best slogan written on the toilet wall:

"Treat me well and Keep me clean, I'll not tell anyone what I have SEEN...!"

Beautiful words by a friend

Beautiful words by a friend:

"Always remember that if you fall, I'll pick you up for sure..after I finish laughing...:) "

A short walk...

A short walk is so difficult when no one walks with you...

But a long journey is just like a few steps when ...
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New...

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure for one thing......either the car is new or the wife...!

Amazing fact:

Islamic calendar mein Pakistan, India, Bangladesh ke chand aur Saudi Arab, Afghanistan, Irq, Iran, America aur Peshawar ke chand mein aik din ka farq hota hay. Magar poori dunya mein Moharram ka chand aik hee din hota hay. Yeh kon sa chand hay jo Moharram mein to aik hee din nikalta hay magar Ramadan, Eid-Ul-Ezha mein aik din farq se nikalta hay?


Sochainnnnnnnnnnnnnnn............. 

Wife calling...

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That was a husband on the phone with his wife...!

Exchange of wants...

Little girls want Barbie dolls and boys want expensive cars...when they grow up, they exchange wants...lolz

2 basic rules about politics...

After fall of Nixon, David Gergen, a white house advisor to president, wrote:

"The received wisdom is that Watergate teaches us 2 basic rules about politics:

1. Never elect a man of Low Character to high office.

2. If president & his team do make a shocking mistake, a COVER UP is always worse than the crime."


Now compare it with "Memogate Scandal"...!!!

A message to every Pakistani....! 

FISH & SELFISH

A small "FISH" asked his mom, "Why do we live in water, why don't we live on land?"

Mom replied, "We are FISH that's why we live in water, SELFISH live on land...!"

5 Bachon ki Maa...

5 Bachon ki Maa tesri shadi kar rahi thi. Nikah ke waqt chota bacha rone laga aur dulha dar ke bhag gaya
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Kiun ke Maa boli: "Chup ho ja warna agli dafa sath nahi laoon gi...!"

The Company of Good People...

The company of good people is like the shop of perfumes. Whether you have bought perfume or not, you'll receive  a lot of good fragrance.
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THEOREM

Theorem: Human = Eat + Work + Sleep + SMS Donkey = Eat + Work + Sleep Hence, Human = Donkey + SMS Human - SMS = Donkey Hence, proved that Human without sending SMS is Donkey...!

Shakespeare & his wife

All girls are beautiful, after the lights are switched off. (Shakespeare) All boys are innocent before the lights are switched off. (Shakespeare's Wife).

Years of education

After so many years of education I just realized that...///////////////////////////////////////// Baba Black Sheep, twinkle Twinkle & ABCD all have the same Tune...! ..../////////////////////////Now don't get started please...!

Kuch DOST bohat yaad atey hain

Jab yaad ka qissa kholoon to Kuch DOST bohat yaad atey hain Main guzre pal jo sochoon to Kuch DOST bohat yaad atey hain Ab jaane konsi nagri mein Abad hain ja kar muddat se Main raat gaey tak jagoon to Kuch DOST bohat yaad atey hain Kuch batain thein phoolon jaisi Kuch lehjay they khushboo jaisey Ab Sher-e-Chaman mein tehloon to Kuch DOST bohat yaad atey hain Wo pa bhar ki narazgiyan Or maan bhi jana pal bhar mein Ab jab bhi khud se roothon to Kuch DOST bohat yaad atey hain

Wife: "You say I look old but people still praise me." Husband: "It must be John." Wife: "How do you know?" Husband: "He is a ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SCRAP DEALER...!"

2 haftey ki chutti......

Dady apne potay se: "Tumhare teacher aa rahe hain tum chup jao." Pota: "Pehle aap chup jain. Main ne ap ki maout ka bahana bana kar 2 haftey ki chutti li hay...!"

Ikhlaq

Khoobsurti ki kami ko Ikhlaq pura kar sakta hay magar Ikhlaq ki kami ko khoobsurti pura nahi kar sakti.

Creation and Destruction...

"Growing seeds make no sound but falling trees makes huge noise. Destruction has noise but Creation is always quiet. This is the beauty of silence...!"

Mobile and Heart Attack

I feel like having a mini heart attack when I don't find my mobile phone in my pocket... & It's almost like heart failure when I see it in my ... \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ Wife's Hand...!

A MALE...

A male is the most beautiful part of GOD's creations who starts compromising at a very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister. He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on the faces of his parents. He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complain in very awkward places and situations. He builds their future by taking loans and repaying those loans back. He struggles a lot and still has to bear scalding from his mother, wife & boss. His mother, wife & boss all try to control him. His life finally ends up only by compromising for other's happiness. Respect every male in your life. You never know what he has sacrificed for you. Worth sending to every male to make him Smile and every woman to make her realize his worth. Have A Good Day!

SMILES per hour

Speed is calculated as "Miles per hour" but Life is calculated as "SMILES per hour" Wish you a lot of Smiles in your life.

A successful man and woman...

Some people say, "Behind every successful man there is a woman." But nobody knows the FACT, "Women go only behind successful men." Have A Good Day!

BOYS are the most busy generation...

BOYS are the most busy generation in this world: 1 hand on clutch 1 hand on accelerator 1 leg on gear 1 leg on break 1 ear on music 1 ear on mobile 1 eye on road 1 eye on girl Nose on breath Lips on cigrate All tensions at one time... People still say boys don't work...That's not fair...!

NFC Payment Method and Mobile Phones

Trust...

Trust is like an elastic band stretched by two people as long as they hold it BUT the moment one leaves it the other gets the terrible PAIN...!

If animals had facebook...

If animals had facebook, these are most likely to be thier status updates... Cokroach: "Managed to skip from someone's foot step...Man I lead a dangerous lifestyle.." Cat: "My 7th child is asking who is her dad...What shall I tell her...?" Mosquito: "I am HIV positive, this is all due to wrong sucking...!" Chicken: "If tomorrow I'm not updating my status, it means I'm being served at KFC...! Luv u all...!" Octopus: "I have just refilled my ink...Hurray!!!" Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossip that I'm spreading flu...WTF...!" Goat: "Friends, don't go out. Eid holiday is coming." Pig writes a comment on goat's status: "Luckily I'm Haram (4 likes)." Goat replies: "Don't you remember that after Eid...the Chinese new year is coming...? (1000 Likes)"

Aik Aur Moqa...

Wife: "Mein driver ko nokari se nikaal rahi hoon. Kiun ke aaj mein dousri dafa marte marte bachi hoon." Husband: "Begum please... . . . . . . . . . Ussay aik aur moqa to do...!"

"Smiling and Medicine"

Smiling is the best medicine. . . . . . . . . . BUT . . . . . . If you are smiling without any reason you need medicine...!

Expecting too much...

I don't blame anyone for disappointing me, instead I blame myself for expecting too much from them...

Our busy lives..

A poem on our busy lives... Around the corner I have a friend In this city that has no end The days go by & weeks rush on And before I know, a year has gone I never see my old friend's face Now we are busy tired men Tired of playing a foolish game Tired of trying to make a name Tomorrow I say I'll call on my friend Just to show that I'm thinking of him But tomorrow comes & tomorrow goes And distance between us grows and grows Around the corner yet miles away . . . Here's a Telegram Sir' "He died today." That's what we get & deserve in the end Around the corner A vanished friend...!

Sahir Lodhi...

A guy wanted to invite Nargis on Mehndi, Aamir Liaqat for Nikah, Shahrukh for Barat & Khusras on walima, father saved money and just invited... . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Sahir Lodhi...Instead...! Lolz!

Shukria ka SMS

Husband ki death ke aglay din uski wife ne sab ko SMS kiya ke, "janaza mein shamil hone walon ka shukria. From: Shazia Age:25 years Height: 5'4" Waist: 28" Weight: 47Kgs. Rang: Gora Bachay: Koi Nahi

Height of Attitude...

A sleeping beggar puts a Notice Board in front of him, "Please do not make noise by Dropping Coins. Use Currency Notes...!"

Expectations....

If you expect this world to be fair with you because you are fair... It's like expecting the lion not to eat you because you didn't eat him...!

Desperate soldier

Newly married & desperate soldier sends a hand grenade to his sasu (mother-in-law) with a note: "Dear Sasu ji, if you pull this ring, I'll be able to get 3 days leave...!"

A person's present status...

"Never conclude a person by his present status because time has the great power to change a useless Coal into a valuable Diamond."

The greatest mistake...

The greatest mistake of human beings:
"We listen half, Understand quarter, Think zero and React double...!"

Golden Rules for success...

1. Be honest when in Poverty

2. Be simple when in Wealth

3. Be polite when in Authority

4. Be silent when in Anger

Have A Good Day!

People are Lazy...

Scientists proved that

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People are lazy

Because they have not read the whole figure mentioned above.

Respect among others

"Always try to prove that you are right BUT never attempt to prove that others are wrong. It'll enhance your respect among others."

Have A Nice Day!

The attitude

In rain all birds find shelter but the Eagle avoids rain by flying above the clouds.

Problems are common for all but ATTITUDE makes the difference...!

I hate him so much...

Firs woman: Why don't you divorce your husband if you hate him so much? Second Woman: Oh I hate him so much that... . . . . . . . . . . . I can't bear to see him happy after the divorce...! LOLZ!

Trust your self

Luck is not in your hands but decision is..your decision can make luck but luck can't make your decision. So, trust your self...

Lawyers & Judges

We are very good Lawyers of our "own" mistakes & Very good Judges of "other's" mistakes. Have a Nice Day!

Expectations and Experience

Every day starts with some expectations but ends with some experience...This is called Life...!

Life & Attitude

Life is best for those who utilize it. Difficult for those who analyze it. & worst for those who criticize it. It's the Attitude which defines our lives... Have a good day!

A bus full of housewives...

A bus full of housewives was going around the islands. The bus crashed and everyone died, people cried for a week. A man was still crying after 2 weeks, when asked why he still crying he said. "my wife missed the bus...!"

Experience...

Good decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision...This is life, so don't worry for any mistake.

"Chance..."

A hopeless man feels difficulty in every chance and a hopeful man feels a chance in every difficulty.

Best way to propose a girl...

Best way to propose a girl: Take her to sea. Make her sit in a boat and then take the boat in the middle of the sea then say... "Marry Me?" "Warna Utar" (Otherwise get off) Lolz!

Impressing his date?????????

To impress his date, a young man took her to a very nice Italian Restaurant. He picked up the menu and ordered the "Giuseppe Spomdaluccio..." Waiter: Sorry Sir, that's the name of the Owner...!

Meri Maa ne Pakaey Aalu Anday...

"CHIKNI"

Class teacher ne students se "My Class Teacher" par essay likhne ko kaha. Thori dair baad 1 student ne uth kar poocha...
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"Miss! CHIKNI ko English mein kya kehte hain...!"

Earing in the car????????

A man meets a friend after a long time and notices he is wearing an earing.

Man: "When did you start wearng an earing?"

Friend: " Ever since my wife found one in my car...!"

Forgive and Forget

Sometimes you have to forgive and forget.

I FORGIVE them for hurting me and FORGET they even exist.

LIFE is not about worries...

If you have food in your fridge, clothes on your body, a roof over your head and a place to sleep...you are richer than 5% of the entire world.

If you have money in your wallet, a little change and can go anywhere you want...you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness ...you are more blessed than the millions of people who won't survive this week and die.

If you can actually READ this message and understand it...you are more fortunate than the 3 billion people in the world who can not see or suffer being mentally retarded...

LIFE is not about worries...!

Self Control...???????????

People smoke & drink for a few days and get addicted to it.

I'm studying since childhood but still not addicted to studying... This is known as "SELF CONTROL"

Abbay de qameez...

Math teacher student se: Agar tumhari 1 pocket mein Rs.1000 hon aur 2sri pocket mein Rs.2000 hon to tum kia socho ge?

Student: O! mein kittey abbay di qameez tey nai pa lai...!

Black GF..

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Crises in a country...

Crises in a country is not due to violence of bad people but due to the silence of good people...!

A drop of Dew...

If a drop of dew falls in a lake, it loses its identity 'UNNOTICED'

If it falls in the mud, it becomes part of it 'UNWANTED'

If it falls on a rose, it shines 'APPRECIATED'

If it falls on a shell, it becomes a pearl 'PRECIOUS'

The drop is the same but it is the Company that Matters...!

Naseehat roz bikti hai...

Naseehat roz bikti hai, Aqeedat roz bikti hai
Tumhare shehar mein logo Mohabbat roz bikti hai

Ameer-e-Shehar ke dar ka abhi mohtaaj hai mazhab
Abhi mulla ke fatwon mein Shriyat roz bikti hai

Hamare khoon ko bhi wo kisi din baich dale ga
Kharidaron ke jhurmat mein Adalat roz bikti hai

Najane lutf kiya milta hai un ko roz bikne mein
Tawaif ki tarha logo QAYADAT roz bikti hai

Kabhi masjid ke mimber per kabhi hujray mein chup chup ker
Mere waaiz ke lahjay mein Qayamat roz bikti hai

Bari lachaar hain Saqi Jabinein in gareebon ki
Ke majboori ki mandi mein Ibadat roz bikti hai...

Cinderella's shoe??????????

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Never make yourself a....

Never make yourself a cigarette, so that people crush and dump you after you are done. Make yourself a DRUG let them die to get you...!

Shak ki inteha...

Shohar: Darling! I will love you for the next 1000 years...

Biwi: Os tu baad kis maa kol jana ee chawla...!!!

Defining success...

Two things define your success in life:

1. The way you MANAGE when you have nothing...

2. And the way you BEHAVE when you have everything!

"Uff"

Girl: Is suit ki kya price hai?

Dukandaar: 1500

Girl: "Uff"

aur wo pink waly ki price kya hai?

Dukandaar: "Uff" + "Uff"

Rumors........Idiots

When I'm Right...

Everyone makes mistakes...

So true....but for most of the people it's difficult to follow...

Thousands of yesterdays...

Thousands of yesterdays have gone.
Millions of tomorrows may come
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there is only "ONE TODAY"

Enjoy your today with lots of Smile & Happiness!

Ek baat boloon???

Wife: Ek baat boloon?


Husband: Nahi....!!!

People are not beautiful...

"People are not beautiful as they look, as they walk, as they wear. People are beautiful how they are sincere, how they care & how they share."

Have a nice day!

Khuloos-E-Niyat

BAT SAJDON KI NAHI KHULOOS-E-NIYAT KI HOTI HAI
AKSAR LOG KHALI HATH LAUT ATAY HAIN HER NAMAZ K BAD .....

SILENT MESSAGE TO ALL MUSLIMS... 

keep remember me in ur Prays.... Regards

Possible and Impossible

Never try to go back & repair the past which is

"Impossible"

But be prepared to construct the future which is

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The Truth...

Truth is like oil in water. No matter how much of water you add, it always floats on top.

Tragedies of Boys...

1. Good girls are not Good Looking.
2. Good looking girls are not Good Girls.
3. Good looking & Good girls are not Single.
4. Good looking & Single Girls have Strong Brothers.
5. Good looking, Good, Single Girls without Brothers will treat Boys as their "Brothers"...!

LOLZ!

Definition of Happy Couple

He does what SHE WANTS and she does what SHE WANTS...!

45 Saal Ka Larka...

45 saal ka PhD "Larka" larki dekhne gaya. Larki ki maa dekh kar behosh hogai.

Hosh mein aa kar boli...
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20 Saal pehle ye mujhe bhi dekhne aya tha...!

Heeron Ki Mala

"Sacha dost agar rooth bhi jaye to usay bar bar manao kiun ke Heeron Ki Mala toot kar bhi heeron ki hee rehti hay."

Abbu kya karte hain

Teacher: Beta tumhare abbu kya karte hain?
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Student: Jo ammi kehti hain...!

Studies with regard to age

1 to 5 class student: Hey! I studied everything for exam!


6 to 8: one question was very hard so I left that question!


9 to 10: read only important questions.


11 to 12: I think 4 chapters are enough to get pass!


13 to 14: Yaar paper konsa hay! (Which paper is tomorrow?)


and in university...


Oye kamino! banda bata hee deta hay aaj paper hay ... mere kol te pen vi nai hega! ( You morons atleast you people can told me that today is exam day... i don't even have a pen with me...!)

Punishment....Firdous Ashiq Awan

Jin: What do yu want?

Boy: a beautiful girl....

Jin: If you are Muslim I'll give you Mahnoor Baloch.

If you are Hindu I'll give you Kareena Kapoor
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If you are Christian I'll give you Kate Winslet

What's your name?

Boy: Mian Vinod Fernandes

Jin gave him "Firdous Ashiq Awan" for trying to be over smart...!

The pain of losing a loved one...

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Best quote of Today's Generation

Best quote of Today's Generation:

"Oh GOD, give me patience....
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Wo bazahir jo zamaane se khafa lagta hay...

Wo bazahir jo zamaane se khafa lagta hay
Hans ke bole bhi to dunya se juda lagta hay

Aur kuch dair na bhujne de isy Rabb-e-Sahar
Doobta chand mera dast-e-dua lagta hay

Jis se munh pher ke raste ki hawa guzri hay
Kisi ujre hue aangan ka diya lagta hay

Ab ke sawan main bhi zardi na gai chehron ki
Aose mosam main to jungle bhi hara lagta hay

Shehar ki bheer main khulte hain kahan uske nooqoosh
Aao tanhai main sochen ke wo kya lagta hay

Munh chupae hue guzra hay jo ehbaab se aaj
Uski aankhon main koi zakhm naya lagta hay

Ab to Mohsin ke tasawwur main utar Rabb-e-Jaleel
Is udaasi main to pathar bhi khuda lagta hay...

Rehman Malik and Steve Jobs

"I already died the day when Rehman Malik declared Apple as Banana."

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Husband says: Sorry!

Husband makes a mistake. Wife shouts. Husband says: Sorry!


Wife makes a mistake. Husband shouts. Wife cries & Husband again says: Sorry!

The Product???

A qualified MBA Marketing student married a girl. After a year of tough life with her, finally he got angry & sent a note to his father-in-law"

"Your product is not according to my requirements"

The smart father-in-la replied:

"1 year warranty expired! Company is not responsible...!"

Relations are like...

Relations are like glass. A scratch on 1 side will reflect on the other side too. So always handle feelings carefully because that scratch can't be removed...!

Double Swari...

Police: Double swari per pabandi hai aur tum 4 beth ker ja rahe ho?

Student: (Pereshani se piche dekhte hue) Oay chawlo! 5wa kithay sut ay O? Treat te unney deni C?

LOLZ!

Combined Study????

Funny but true...

Combined study is meeting with friends...where all aspects of world are discussed except studies....!

Mother & Father Day

I'm not in this world...

Eye and Ears

Character and Reputation

Nice qoute

"If someone points out your mistakes, be happy that at least someone is there who is interested in your betterment."

Tips to play safe...

3 simple tips to play safe in the game of life...

1. Never promise when you are happy.
2. Never reply when you are angry.
3. Never decide when you are sad.


Have A Nice Day!

Method to Test B.P.

Method to test B.P. without machine.

Place the left hand on your heart.
Close the palm with full force.
Count the heart beats/min.
On 120th beat open the palm &
Start counting  back from 120 to 0.
Now raise the hand up & stand for 120 sec.
Now stand on one leg for 120 sec.
Now at once start running at 80 miles/hr for 80 min.
Now stop at once & just relax.
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"If you are smiling after reading this SMS, your B.P. is normal. If feeling angry please consult the physician."

LOLZ!

Changi hay na maari hay...

Bivi se zindagi banti hay Jannat bhi, Jhannum bhi

Yeh shadi apni fitrat mein na changi hai na maari hai

In a legal manner...

A signboard in front of a bank:

"Drive slow, do not kill our employees, leave them on us, its our duty. We do it in a LEGAL MANNER...!"

Height of Creativity

I have saved my girl friend's name as 'BATTERY LOW' so whenever she calls and I'm not around, my wife plugs in the charger...!

Definition of Life...

"Never accept the definition of LIFE from others. It is your life define it by yourself, the way you love, the way you hate, the way you sacrifice, the way you forgive. Because no one knows about YOU better than YOURSELF...!"

Gulab marne ka response...

Larki ke galon per pyar se gulab marne per response:

English girl: You are too naughty sweet heart...!

Urdu girl: Na karo janu...!

Punjabi girl: Banda Ban Haram Deya...!

Ki mazaq aye ....

1 Universe

9 Sayaare

204 Mulk

809 Jazeeray

7 Samandar

6 Billion Log

...Lekin...

Zardari feir vi Pakistan de hissay vich aya...!


Ki Mazaq ayyyyyy.....!

The jewelery shop...

An angry wife to her husband on the phone:
"Where the hell are you....????"

Husband: "Darling you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and I said "Baby It'll be yours one day"

Wife with a smile and blushing: "Yes I remember that my love!"

Husband: "I'm in the book shop just next to that shop...!"

Following your dreams...

Change...

An interesting thought...

An interesting thought;

"If you don't act foolish while you are young, you won't have anything to smile about when you are old...!"

For Cell Phone Users..

A silent message for cell phone users:

"Mobile phone may get you closer to the people who are far away BUT it takes you away from people sitting next to you..."

Strange but True!

The Biker and the Girl.

A biker stops a young girl who's just about to jump off a bridge.

He asks her: "If you don't mind give me the final kiss before you jump!"

She quietly accepted & gave him one of the deepest kisses ever...

When she finished he said: Wow! this is the best kiss I ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. Why are you committing suicide?"

She replied:
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"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl and my name is "Basheer...!"

What you have lost...

Do not count what you have lost. Just see what you have now because past never comes back but sometimes future can give you back your lost things...!

Have a nice life!

Coincidence...!

Girl: I hate you...
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Boy: What a coincidence...!

Build 3 factories in your life:

1. Ice Factory in Brain.
2. Sugar Factory in Tongue
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3. Love Factory in Heart

Then

Your life will be "Satis-Factory"

Deaf Frog

Frogs had a competition to reach top of the hill. All frogs shouted its impossible but 1 frog reached the top because He was Deaf...

Moral: Be Deaf Towards Negativity...!

Comments: The question is if the frog was deaf then how the hell he know about the competition...! Rubbish...!

Bank and A-Loan

I am looking for a Bank which can...
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"Give me a loan, and leave me alone...!"

A new element added...

A new element added to the Periodic Table.

Name: Girl

Symbol: GL

Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!

Physical Properties: Boils at anytime, Can freeze at anytime, Melts if handled with Love & Care and Very bitter if misshandled.


Chemical Properties: Very reactive, Highly unstable, Posses strong affinity for gold, platinum, clothes & other precious items, Money reducing agent, and Volatile when left alone.

Occurrence: Mostly found in front of mirror...

I liked the simplicity of ....

I liked the simplicity of this line:

"Sincere friends are like blood, though they are not seen over skin but they come out when we are wounded."

When I Cry...

I don't need a lot of people who are ready to cry when I DIE....

I only need just ONE person who is ready to DIE when I CRY...

Art of Life

Living in the favorable and unfavorable situations is called PART OF LIFE

But

Smiling in all situations is called ART OF LIFE.

Punjabi Moms

Best mom in the world is Punjabi mom who never lets her child cry...Whenever she sees tears in her baby's eyes, she says............................"hun munh aape band karen ga kay lawaan jutti..."

Trial and Error

"I didn't have many of the materials that the books discussed, but I learned through trial and error."
(Nelson Mandela).

Love and Brave Tigers

"Love is that beautiful forest where Brave Tigers are killed by the attractive eyes of beautiful Deers."

Friendship is not History...

Friendship is not History to forget, not Maths to calculate, not Language to translate....
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"It's only the Chemistry that reacts between two hearts."

Have A Nice Day!

Live simply...

If wealth is the secret to happiness then the rich should be dancing on the streets. But only poor kids do that.

If power ensures security then officials should walk unguarded. But those who live simply sleep soundly.

If beauty and fame bring ideal relationship then celebrities should have the best marraiages.

So...

Live simply,
Walk humbly,
& Love genuinely.

Have a great life...!

Pakistan is such a ...

Pakistan is such a nice country where....

Nobody wants to study in government schools,

Nobody wants to be treated in government hospitals,

Nobody wants to travel by government transport,

Nobody wants to deal with government department,

BUT

Everybody wants Government Jobs...!

Smart Answers...

Principal: Are you chewing gum?
Student: No sir I'm human being...

Wife: We are having mother for dinner tonight.
Husband: Make sure she is well cooked...

Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when I take exams...

Guest: Will these stairs take me to the 2nd floor?
Boy: No, you'll have to walk as well...

Girl: I've changed my mind.
Boy: Thanks GOD!!! Does the new one work...???

Loveless Life...

Loveless life is a fruitless tree

But

Friendless life is a rootless tree.

A tree can live without fruit but not without roots.

So never lose your good friends...

The Boss

Dr. to woman: "Has there been any insanity in your family?"

Woman: "Yes doctor. My husband thinks that he's the boss...!"

Memon Couple

A memon couple was outside a mall in Makkah. A rich arab shiekh met them. After salam, he asked where they from? "Pakistan" memon replied. Looking at the wife arab said, "I'll give you100 camels for her". Memon looked stunned, there was a long silence. Finally, he replied, "She's not for sale". After arab left wife asked, "Ghaffar what took you so long to answer?"
Memon replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back to Karachi, it is financially not viable."

If time...

If time doesn't wait for you.

Don't worry...

Just remove the battery from the clock 'n' enjoy life...!

LOL!

Steven Spielberg and A Chinese

A Chinese walks in to a bar in America and saw Steven Spielberg there. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him and asked for his autograph. Instead Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese bombed our Pearl Harbour get out of here..."

The astonished Chinese man replied that "it was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour it was the Japanese."

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese you are all the same" replied the Spielberg

In return Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship..."

Shocked Spielberg replies, "It was the Iceberg that sank the ship not me..."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Sielberg, Carlsberg, you are all the same...!"

You get rich naturally...

You get rich naturally as you grow old:

Silver in your hair

Gold in your teeth

Sugar in your blood

Stones in your kidney

& never ending supply of GAS...!

commitment

1 bar jo mein commitment ker loon to phir apne ap ki bhi nahi sunta

2 bar ker loon to apne baap ki bhi nahi sunta

3 bar ker loon to...
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Meri bhi koi nahi sunta...!
(Zulfiqar Mirza)


LOL!

Kamyab hone ke liay...

Kamyab hone ke liay manzil zaroori hay

aur

Usay pane ke liey khuwab

aur

Khuwab dekhne ke liey neend

To apni manzil ki taraf barho aur SO JAO...!

If the worgue of time...

If the worgue of time is ristol by you and you are perdising it...

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Neeche to aise dekh rahe ho jaise oopar ki sari english samajh aa gayi...!

....Thank GOD!!!!!

A junior in a office dialed boss number by mistake and said: Hey, send a coffee in my room in 2 minutes.
Boss shouted: Do you know with whom you are talking?
Junior: No.
Boss: I'm Boss of this office.
Junior in the same tone: Do you know with whom you are talking?
Boss: No.
Junior said: Thank GOD and disconnected the phone...!

Baap ka Paisa...

Q: Why is "Ye meri maa ki dua hay" written on taxis, rickshaws and buses usually?

A: Because Civics n Corollas are mostly the result of "Baap Ka Paisa"....

Try & Cry (Funny)

Try this its fun.
Take your mobile phone. Select vibrate mode and put it in water. Now call from land line. Your mobile phone will start swimming.It's a new game called...
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"Try & Cry"


LoL!

Girte hain log sajdon mein...

Girte hain log sajdon mein apni hasraton ki khatir IQBAL

Agar Ishq-e-Khuda mein gire hoty to aj mekhano ki jagah masjidain aabad hotien

Pencils, Pens and Mistakes

We used pencils when we were children but now we use pens. Do you know why?
Because Mistakes in childhood can be erased but not now...
Strange but true...

Have  A Good Day!

This world has not...

"Don't expect the circumstances to be always in your favor because this world has not been created for you alone... !"

Have a Nice Day!

The best way to live in Karachi...

The best way to live in Karachi with Peace...
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I'm Pathan, my name is Altaf Hussain. I speak Sindhi and live in Baloch Colony with my Punjabi family.

Zulfiqar Mirza Bhai

Zulfiqar Bhai...
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Thora WAPDA ko bhi......

Apology from Cable Network in Pakistan

We are extremely sorry. We admit that by mistake "Cartoon Network" was broadcasted Live on all news channels yesterday (i.e. 09th September 2011) for over 3 mind pinching hours.

Sorry for inconvenience.

(LOL Hilarius)

Be Faida Hay Zeast...

Be Faida Hay Zeast Mein Ahbaab Ka Hujoom

Pur Khaloos Jo Mil Jaye To Ik Shakhs Bohat Hay

The most beautiful feeling....

The most beautiful feeling in the world?

When you try to look at your friend and you find that your friend is already looking at you...
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Location: "Examination Hall"

Pappu, Bablu aur Altaf Hussain

Altaf Bhai  school visit kerne gaya.

Class mein aa kar bola: Piyare bacho sawal pochne hon to pocho.

Pappu: Sir mere  sawal hain...
1. Ap Pakistan kiun nahi jate?
2. Kia MQM siyasi jamaat hai?
3. MQM election kaise jit'ti hai?

Is se pehle ke Altaf Hussain jawab deta, halftime ki bell baj gai

AFTER BREAK...

Now Bablu...
Sir mere 5 sawal hain. Sawal 1, 2, 3 Pappu wale

Sawal 4: Halftime ki bell 20 minute pehle kaise baj gai?
Aur akhri aur sab se eham sawal.........
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Never trust...

Never trust the doubted and never doubt the trusted.

GOD has given us the "Real Eyes"
to "Realize" the "Real Lies"...

Think twice and act wise...

Hieght of Nalaiqi (Dumbness)

Dad: Why didn't you go for exam?
Son: Paper was tough.
Dad: Without going how do you kn ow?
Son: Paper was leaked  days ago...

Brilliant Answers...!

Brilliant answers by Brilliant Students:

Q: In which battle did Tipu Sultan died?
A: In his last battle...!

Q: Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A: At the bottom of the page...!

Q: In which state Ravi flows?
A: Liquid state...!

Q: What's the main reason for divorce?
A: Marriage...!

Indian Cricket Team

A media comment on Indian Cricket Team's defeat in England...

"Indian players are like Faithful Husbands, they only perform at HOME...!"

TV Remote Control

While making payment a woman searched her wallet. The cashier noticed a TV remote control in her purse.

"Do you always carry your TV remote?", Cashier asked.

"No", she said, "It is because my husband refused to come shopping with me."

Every woman is...

Every woman is beautiful...

Sometimes it takes only a few more drinks to realize it...!

Sincere Friend

Nice lines from a sincere friend:

"I can't promise to solve all your problems but I can promise that you will not have to face them alone...!!!"

Pagal

1 pagal doosre pagal se (mayusi ke sath): Sab log humein pagal kiyun kehte hain? Ham aisa kia karte hain?

Doosra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar, ye le Leemoo aur Lassi bana...!

I know so many people...

I know so many people hate me because I'm not so good. But some people love me because they know that "I'm Not Too Bad...!"

Zubaida Aapa Ka Totka...

Zubaida Aapa Ka Totka Dil Lubhata Hai Bori Ka Naya Print Bhi Nazar Ata Hai Pepsi 65 Ki Hui Samajh Ata Hai Magar Koi Bataye Mujhe Ye Rehman Malik Apple Kha Kar Kela Kiun Batata Hai...?

WAPDA walon ki....

WAPDA walon ki Maan ki.....
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Azmat ko mera Salam.

Asalamualaikum Anti g!
Aidday Haramday Bachay Jamay Jay!

Every woman wants a guy...

Every woman wants a guy...

Who hugs her when they're watching a scary movie...

Who gives her his jacket even when he himself is feeling cold...

Who will always be the one to make her laugh...

Who will never complain, never stare at other women, never stray...

Who will be romantic and not scared to say "I Love You"...

Most importantly he will love her for who she is...

And that guy is what Google calls...
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'No Result Found'

Jo cheez tumhain tang karey

Sir to student: Jo cheez tumhain tang karey ya perashan karey usko apne pas bhi bhtakne na do.

Student: Chal fer mera puttar bar nikal shabash...!

Celebrate the Pain...!

Short but nice sentence...

"Life is beautiful only for those who know how to celebrate the Pain...!"

PIA Air Hostess

Air Hostess: Sir, ap kya lain gay?

Lahori Musafir akartay huey: Pepsi, Kabab, Bread, Chicken Pakora & Tandori Chicken with naan, raita and salad.

Air Hostess: Sir, Masjid di toti warga monh ay tuwada, Tusi PIA de jahaaz te ay ho apni pehan de walima tey nahi.


MORAL: Air Hostess Faisalabadi si...!

Living with a woman...

Living with a woman is like playing cards...

You need a heart to love her,

A diamond to marry her,

A club to smash her head in,

And a Spade to bury her...

Life is weakest when...

Life is weakest when there are more doubts than trusts but Life is strongest when you learn how to trust in-spite of the doubts.

When a wife says...

When a wife says "WHAT?"

It's not that she didn't hear you...

She's just giving you a chance to change your what you said...!

Hidden Facts

Ho can I believe when "Lie" just lies in the center of BELIEVE...

How can I love when there is "Over" in LOVER...

How can I be friend with anyone when we know there is "End" in FRIEND...

How can I alone trust YOU when there is "Us" in TRUST...

&

How can I live a life when there is "If" in LIFE...


Have A Good Day!

A wife hits her husband...

A wife hits her husband with a Frying Pan.

Husband: What's that for?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket, with a name 'Jenny'.
Husband: I played race last week and Jenny was the name of my 'Horse'.
Wife: Sorry!

Nest day wife hit him with the Frying Pan again.

Husband: Now what?
Wife: Your 'Horse' is on the phone...!

1 stone is enough to...

1 stone is enough to break a glass.
1 sentence is enough to break a heart.
1 second is enough to fall in love.

BUT what the hell....

1 chapter is not enough to pass in exam...!

Sikandar aur Qalandar

"Sikandar" khush nahi hai loot kar daulat zamaanay ki

"Qalandar" dono hathon se luta kar raqs karta hai

A super thought...

A super thought for all those who love their Friends.

A good friend never allows you to Do Wrong things...
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ALONE...!

I want to go back...

I want to go back to the time...!

When happiness means a bar of chocolate,

When victory means finishing your plate first,

When safety means being in your Mom's arms,

When Dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and touching the roof in his strong arms meant high above the Sky,

When the only thing broken were your toys,

When you loved everybody and every one loved you,

I wish I could go back...!
I wish...
I wish...
I wish...

Saving Patrol...

A beautiful line written at a petrol pump...

"Avoid girl friends, it saves 90% petrol...!"

Hard work...???

A Lion sleeps 18 hours a day...

If hard work is the only key to success then Donkey would have been the King of Animals...!

So

Sleep tight...!

Kachuwa aur Khargosh

Khargosh ke F.Sc. mein aye 75% marks, Kachuway ke 50%. Phir bhi Kachuway ka university mein admission ho gaya. Kesy...??????????


Sports base pe...!

Bachpan mein race jeeta tha na...!

Global Warming...!

Who care if my Grand kids won't see a Polar Bear???
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I have not seen Dinosaurs and I have never complained...!

"Nothing...!"

Definition of Nothing:

Time doesn't wait for you or me, days pass and years change, you missed your loved ones you move away from your closed ones. Your life changes, friends changes, people changes but your heart have those precious moments engraved in it whether you want it or not. They're always there making you happy at sad times and sad at happy times...You sit back, think about those happy days and smile and when somebody asks you the reason for your smile, you just say "NOTHING...!"

Jis dil mein Dost...

Mujhe apne dil ke "Zoq-e-Kamal" ki intiha to pata nahi

Lakin jis dil mein "Dost" basty hon wo dil kabhi "Tanha" nahi

Marasi te goli

Marasi: O menu goli na marnaan...

Daku: Kiun? Daar lagda e...!

Marasi: Menu goli to daar nahi lagda. O jehrri pehle "Thaaa" hondi a, o mera taraah kadd dendi a...!

Kabhi Kabhi

Kabhi Kabhi he sahi, par chawlain zaroor mara karo

Chup rehte ho to Aqalmandi ka gumaan hota hai...

Tips for Husband to...

Tips for Husband to make his wife happy...!

Its not difficult to make a wife happy. A husband only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a chef
5. an electrician
6. a carpenter
7. a plumber
8. a mechanic
9. a decorator
10. a stylist
11. a driver
12. a psychologist
13. a pest exterminator
14. a psychiatrist
15. a healer
16. a good listener
17. an organizer
18. a good father
19. very clean
20. sympathetic
21. athletic
22. warm
23. attentive
24. All time romantic
25. intelligent
26. funny
27. creative
28. tender
29. strong
30. understanding
31. toe rant
32. prudent
33. ambitious
34. capable
35. courageous
36. determined
37. true
38. dependable
39. passionate
40. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

41. give her compliments regularly
42. love shopping
43. be honest
44. be very rich
45. not stress her out
46. not look at other girls...

Easy..! isn't it???????????????

Father

"There are no perfect fathers, But a father will always love Perfectly..."

Love and Respect your Parents. Remember to care for those who care for You...!

Pyari baat

Hamesha apni choti choti ghalatiyon se bachne ki koshish karo kiun ke insan paharro'n se nahi patharon se thokar khata hay...

On a date in a park

Boy: You are so beautiful....

Girl: You too Sweet Heart...

A man passing by: Both of you please get your eyes checked after date...!

Civil Awards?????

Civil Awards on 14-Aug-2011:

Farooq Naik, Chairman Senate
Medal: Nishan-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Unknown...!

Fehmida Mirza, Speaker National Assembly
Medal: Nishan-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Wife of Zulfiqar Mirza...!

Farzana Raja, Chairperson of the Benazir Income Support Programme (BISP) with the status of Federal Minister
Medal: Hilal-e-Imtiaz
Reason: 70 Billion Rupees...!(Sab ko peechay chor diya chupke se...!)

Rehman Malik, Interior Minister of Pakistan
Medal: Nishan-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Highest number of Target Killings in a year...!

Sharmila Farooqi, Ex-Advisor to CM Sindh
Medal: Sitara-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Most appearances on TV...!

Salman Farooqi, President's Special Secretary
Medal: Nishan-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Uncle of Sharmila Farooqi...!

Hussain Haqqani, Pakistan's Ambassador to the United States in Washington, DC
Medal: Hilal-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Best performance for US GOVT...!

Farhat-ul-llah Baber, President House Spokesperson
Medal: Hilal-e-Imtiaz
Reason: Best servant in President House, Islamabad...!

Nargis Sethi Ex-Principal Secretary to PM
Medal: Sitara-e-Imtiaz
Reason: She is the only lady with name "Seth" in Pakistan...!

Meera, A film actress
Medal: Pride of Performance
Reason: Khud hi samjhain...!

Last but not least

Name: 18 Cror Pakistani People
Medal: Tamgha-e-Jurrat
Reason: In haalat mein bhi zinda hain...!

Strong Relation

Best line to be used in a strong relation:

"I trust you blindly but please never prove me a Blind...!"

Care and Affection

Care and affection is not a business where you give and you get. It is a beautiful feeling for someone where you like to give even if you don't get...!

Logic of our mind

"How strange the logic of our mind... We look for compromise when we are wrong BUT we look for justice when others are wrong...!"


Have A Good Day!

A very funny quote

A very funny quote:

"Come like a horse rider, sit like a thief and go like a king...!"

This slogan was written on a ......... "Toilet Door"

Now read again.

Ek din mein ne dil se poocha...

Ek din mein ne dil se poocha "Waadon" aur "Yaadon" mein kya farq hai?

Jawab mila...

Mera kam blodd supply karna aen, eho jay swal FARAZ kolon pucho...!

Gabbar and Thakur

Gabbar: Ye hath mujh ko de de Thakur...!

Thakur: Le Le, mere saath sab ke le le, Basanti ke bhi le le, Jay aur veeru ke bhi le le...! Octopus ban ja kaminay...!

Gabbar: Sorry yaar, Tu to emotional ho gaya...!

After years of research...

After years of research scientists have finally discovered few things:

Q: How much sleep the average person needs?

A: the answer is "5 more minutes"...!

Q: What is a calorie?

A: Calories are the little devils that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter...!

Q: Why Facebook is so hit?

A: People are more interested in other's life than their own...!

My attitude to life

My attitude to life:

What people think about me , If I going to think about this then what people will think....?

Nothing is interesting...

Short but explanatory sentence:

"Nothing is interesting, if you are not interested..."

Have A Nice Day.

Tasveer-e-Kainaat KA Aks Hai ALLAH

Tasveer-e-Kainaat KA Aks Hai "ALLAH"

Dil Ko Jo Jagaa De Wo Ehsaas Hai "ALLAH"

Ay Banda-e-Momin Tera Dil Kiun Udas Hai

Dil Se Zara Pukar Tere Pass Hai "ALLAH"

The Great Allama Iqbal

Fana Na Kar Apni Zindagi Ko Raah-e-Junoon Mein Iqbal

Tab Kare Ga Ibadat Jab Gunnah Karne Ki Taqat Na Hogi

Wives are like...

Wives are like clouds...

Why...?

Because...
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The minute they disappear...The Day suddenly gets brighter...!

Just imagine life without...

Just imagine life without girls...The Results...

Markets silent
Streets empty
The Police at rest
All mobile phone companies in loss
No SMS
No flowers
No Valentines
No gifts
No candles
No perfumes
No long drives

and all the boys...

Straight to Heaven...!

Aap aur PEPSI

Aap aur PEPSI mein 3 chezain same hain...

1. Sab ko pasand ho.
2. Dono sweet ho.
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3. Dono mein dimagh ki jaga Dhakkan laga huwa hay...!

Kahani 2011

Ek ghareeb larka udasi ki halat me ja raha tha ke usko ek charagh mila. Usne wo charagh khushi sy utha lia. Jab usne usko haath se ragra to wo ek zordaar dhamaaky sy phat gaya...7 afraad halaak 12 zakhmi...

Aladin ka daour gaya beta...!

Your Heart...

Your heart is your great friend if YOU control it.... but your heart is your greatest enemy if it controls YOU...!

The Great Allam Iqbal

"When I go to the west, I see Islam without Muslims BUT When I come back to the east I see Muslims without Islam."

An interesting line written...

An interesting line written in a Restaurant...

"All our waiters are married...
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They know how to take ORDERS...!"

A Famous Russian Quote

A Famous Russian Quote:

"Never Trust a crying woman and a smiling man. Both are extremely dangerous..."

See...

Crying Veena Malik and Smiling Zardari...

Attention...

If wife wants to get husband's attention, she just needs to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants to get wife's attention, just look comfortable & happy...!

Height of Chillness

Thief 1: Lets count the money we have stolen today.

Thief 2: No no not now, I'm too tired. We'll see it in the Newspaper tomorrow morning...!

A man loved his wife...

A man loved his wife sincerely and never desired any other female...
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"Modern Human"

"Modern Human has learnt to fly in air like birds, to swim in water like fish. But unfortunately, forgot to live on earth like "Human Beings...!"

The Best Relation...

The Best Relation in this world is when you hold the hand of a person and the person walks with you without asking "Where" and "Why"...

Future

"You can not change your future but you can change your habits and it is sure that your habits will change your future."

Have A Nice Day

Why do women....

Why do women take so much time improving their looks but not their intelligence?
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Because they know men are stupid but not Blind...!

Choices kya hain?

PIA Air Hostess to a passenger: "What would you like to eat, sir"
Passenger: "What are the choices?"
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Air Hostess: "YES or NO"

Kamaal Karte Ho

Har roz bhula dete ho Kamaal Karte ho
Hanste ko rula dete ho Kamaal Karte ho
Nahi hai muhabbat to saaf keh do
Kyun umeed barha dete ho Kamaal Karte ho
Hum tumhain bhoolne lagte hain jab bhi kabhi
Aa ke pyar jataa dete ho Kamaal Karte ho
Jante bhi ho ke ek hi dia hai mere ghar mein
Phir bhi hawa dete ho Kamaal Karte ho
Bhoolne ka jo mujhe har roz kehte ho
Yun yaad apni dila dete ho Kamaal Karte ho

"MEERA's English"

Meera car mein battery lagwane gai. Mechanic ne pocha: "EXIDE ki laga doon?"

Meera: "Bar bar kon aye ga, DONO SIDE ki laga do...!

Jeo Meera Teri English...!

32 chali gai

5 din milay zindagi ke magar
guzray hi thay abi 4 ke 32 chali gai
Kal WAPDA ke daftar meeting thee kuch khas!
Honay lagi takraar ke 32 chali gai
Moat ki tarha iska bhi waqt na raha
Eid ki shopping or bhra bazaar ke 32 chali gai
School time or WAPDA ki zahaanat?
Nashta honay laga ke 32 chali gai
Shadi wale din baray khush thay hum
Galay parnay lagay thay haar ke 32 chali gai
Zindagi rahi te fair milan gay yaar kiun ke 32 chali gai...!

Milk gives you strength...?

They say milk gives you strength. Drink 3 glass of milk and move a wall but you can't.

But drink 3 glass of whisky and see...The wall move on it's own...!

The Punjabi Attitude

"How to handle a wife.."

A guy was searching these words on Google:
"How to handle a wife.."
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Google search result:
"We are also searching...."

The Great Allama Iqbal

Kya hua jo tere maathay pe hain sajdon ke nishan, Iqbal
Koi aisa sajda bhi kar jo zameen pe nishan chor jaey...!

Koi Dekh Raha Hai

Mitt jaey gunahon ka tasawwur hi jahaan se..!!
Agar ho jaey yaqeen ke Koi Dekh Raha Hai...!

Love is important than money...?

Today's thought:
They say that love is more important than money! Have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug or kiss?
Silly people!

"Hobbies"

New Teacher: Students tell me your name & hobbies.

Boys:
I'm Sam. My hobby is watching Bubble.
I'm John. My hobby is watching Bubble.
I'm Tom. My hobby is also watching Bubble.

Teacher: Oh all boys have same hobbies, thats good.
Girl:
Hi, my name is Bubble...!

A Joke...

Girl: Please send me some good jokes.
Boy: Sorry, I can't right now, I'm studying ...
Girl: Ha ha, please send 2 or 3 more just like this one...!

Hope for the good

Always keep hoping for the good. As the Chinese say....
"Keep a green tree in your heart, the singing bird will surely come..."

Value of Time

To realize the value of 1 year; Ask 1 who has failed in an examination.
1 month; Ask 1 who has not received his salary.
1 week; Ask 1 who has stayed in relative's home.
1 day; Ask 1 who is fasting.
1 hour; Ask 1 who is waiting for someone.
1 min; Ask 1 who had just missed a bus.
1 sec; Ask 1 who has escaped from an accident.

Every moment is a treasure..Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery... But today is a gift thats why we call it the "Present"...!
Stay Blessed.

"Guardian Angel"

A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice:
"If you take one more step, a brick will fall down n kill you."
He stopped and a brick fell before him. He went on. While crossing a road, he again heard:
"Stop."
He again stopped and a car barely missed him.
Man asked: "Who are you?"

"I'm your guardian angel..."

Man said: "Where were you when I was getting married...?"

The Great Allama Iqbal

Hy nafs ke hathon tu majboor kitna
Sab jaan ke bhi hy aaj la shoor kitna
Jis chehre ne hy ek din matti mein mil jaana
Us chehre pe hy tujhe ghuroor kitna
Ek sajde ke inkaar ne Iblees ko shaitan bana dia
Tu khud jaan le tera qusoor hy kitna
Jin ki sunnat pe chalna tujhe gawara nahi
Tere waste roye thay wo HUZOOR kitna
Tu ne chakhi hy faqat gunahon ki lazzat
Tu kya jaane A Muslim!
Zikr-e-Elahi mein hy suroor kitna

Kamran Akmal's wife...

Kamran Akmal's wife teaching ABCD to her son:
"A for Akmal, B for Ball, C for Catch, D for Drop...!"

Color Paints

The minimum area with maximum number of color paints...?????????
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"Girl's Face...!"

Close Relation...

Close relation is like an onion which has many layers of feelings & care. If you'll try to cut it... You'll find nothing except "Tears".

Have A Nice Day!

Bohat dard hota hai...

Bohat dard hota hai jab teacher bolta hai keh tumhara aur tumhare agay wale ka answer "ek" hi hai. Tab dil se awaz ati hai...
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"Tay mama swaal v ty Ek e si...!"

Who are Terrorists???????

Hitler killed about 20 Million people.
Joseph Stalin killed about 10.45 Million  people.
Mao Tsi Tsung killed about 10.40 Million people.
Maximum Robistiere killed about 4 Million people.

Interestingly they all were "NON-MUSLIMS"
Then can it be said that only Muslims are Terrorists or Extremists???????
History proves that Non-Muslims are the biggest killers of Humanity...!

Anders Behring Breivik of Norway recent example...!

Kya mile ga...

Kya mile ga dilon me nafrat rakh kar yaro..
Bari mukhtasir si hai ye zindagi Muskura ke mila karo..

Wife & Boss

In this world everybody makes mistakes and forgets!
But only Wife & Boss have the gifted talent of Finding, Remembering & Reminding theme...!

A sign at a petrol station..

A sign at a petrol station...

"Please don't smoke, your life may be worthless, But the Petrol is expensive...!"

Woman to a Dentist...

Woman to a Dentist: "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want anesthesia coz I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull it out as quickly as possible."

"You are a brave woman" says the Dentist, "Now show me which tooth it is?"

The woman turns to her husband and says, "Open your mouth and show the Dentist which tooth it is dear"

"Bloody English"

Husband messages to wife on cell:

"Hi, What are you doing darling?"

Wife: "I'm dying"

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet heart how can I live without you?"

Wife: "You idiot I'm dying my hair..."

Husband: Bloody English...!

"Tera Bootha"

BV: Wo konsi cheez hai jo tum daily daikhte ho lakin tor nahi sakty?
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Shohar: "Tera Bootha...!!!"

A soldier rushes to his captain...

A soldier rushes to his captain and says: "one enemy ship is approaching us."
Captain replies, " David! Go bring my Red Shirt."
Soldiers gets red shirt for his captain.Enemy ship comes in, heavy rounds of fire are exchanged. Finally, the captain wins.
Soldier asks: "Congrats sir, but why the red shirt?"
Captain replies: "If I got injured than my blood shouldn't be seen as I don't want my soldiers to lose hope."
Suddenly the soldier replied, "Sir, 20 enemy ships are coming."
Captain replied: "David! Go and bring my Yellow Trouser...!!!"

Faraz compitition

"FARAZ" ye kya ho gaya hai
Har dost ab kanjoos ho gaya hai
Koi nahi poochta haal-e-dil "MOHSIN"
Lagta hai unka zameer so gaya hai
Pehle to miss call de diya karte the "GHALIB"
Ab lagta hai mera number un se delete ho gaya hai
Is SMS ko parh ker agar aye msg "IQBAL"
To samajhna ke is nazam ka un per asar ho gaya hai
Aur agar na aye koi reply to samajh lena "WASI"
Dost ab tumhara Dheet ho gaya hai

Stress Test

Take this stress test by answering these 2 questions:

1. Which mouse has 2 legs?
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Mickey Mouse!
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2.Which duck has 2 legs?
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If your answer is Donald Duck, you are under stress. Because all ducks have 2 legs...
So please relax and enjoy life...!

The sound of Niagara Falls

A Canadian tourist guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. This is the world's largest waterfall. The sound intensity of the waterfall is so high even 20 super sonic jets passing can't be heard."
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"Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls...!"

A clay pot & golden pot

A clay pot containing milk will be ranked higher than a golden pot containing poison. Not our outer glamor but our inner virtues make us valuable.

Have A Nice Day!

No More Tears...

I wish every relationship comes with the same tag as Johnson & Johnson Baby Shampoo...

NO MORE TEARS...!

Best month to Marry...

1st Man: Which is the best month to get married?
2nd Man: Octumburary
1st man: Don't be silly, there is no such month.
2nd Man: Exactly...!

"Adhorey homework aur tootay khilone"

Jab chote the to baray hone ka bara shoq tha, par ab pata chala ke "Adhoray ehsas aur toote sapnon se Adhorey homework aur tootay khilone ache thay...!"

"Naai"

Girl: jab bhi main tumhain call karti hoon tum shave kar rahe hote ho. tum din mein kitni bar shave karte ho?
Boy: 30 se 40
Girl: Kya tum pagal ho?
Boy: Ni Chawlay main Naai waann..!

One evening at an Investment Seminar...

One evening at an Investment Seminar, a man spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man." he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die and I'll inherit $200 Million..."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three weeks later, "She became his Step Mother...!

Riddle????

I'm the beginning of the end...
You can see me twice in a decade...
but once in a year..
and not in a May but once in June..
and twice in a week...

answer this?????????????

When i was a child...

When i was a child mother sent me to the store with Rupees10 and I used to come back with 1 Kg Potato, Pack of Soap, Shampoo, 3 Milk Packs, Half a dozen eggs and a chocolate bag. You can't do that now due to too many "Security Cameras"...!!!

Have a good day!

7 Great qualities of a student

7 Great qualities of a student:

1. Consistency: Once a zero always a zero!
2. Voice Modulation: Attendance in five different voices!
3. Presentation Skills: Presenting one answer in five different questions!
4. Art: Designing classroom tables and walls!
5. Stamina: Tolerate teacher's lectures for five hours!
6. Peripheral Vision: Checking out everyone sitting behind!
7. Humanity: Failing and giving others a chance to top!

LOL!

The most expensive liquid...

The most expensive liquid is "TEARS" as it is made of 1% water and 99% "Feelings". So think twice before you hurt someone.

Have A Good Day!

SMS na karne walo ke liay song

Agar tum mil jao
To tangain torr dengay hum
Tumhain pa ke tumhare peechay kuttay chorr denge hum
Bus tum mil jaoooo...
To tangain torr denge hum..

The Shortest Joke!

Fan: Happy Birthday Meera!

Meera: Same To You!

Best three comedy lines...

Best three comedy lines in student life...!

1) Please don't disturb I want to study...!
2) No canteen, lets go to the library...!

and the best one is...
3) Sir, I have a Question...!

Wah re Pakistan...

Wah re Pakistan teri qismat..!

2nd Largest Salt Mine.

5th Largest Gold Mine.
2nd Largest Coal Reserves.
7th Largest Copper Mine.
Phir bhi IMF se bheek mangte hain!

2nd Largest Dam.
3 Nuclear Reactors.
5 Rivers.
Phir bhi har waqt light nahi hay!

6th Largest Army.
7th Nuclear Power.
One of the Strongest Army in the World.
Phir bhi Drone Attacks per Khamoshi!

7th Largest Rice Producer.
8th Largest Wheat Producer.
Phir itni Mahngai!

Reason????

Corrupt Leaders and Silent People!

Sardar Ji Proposes...

Sardar Ji Proposes a Woman
She says: "Yes, If you bring me a pair of Crocodile shoes. I will marry you."

He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search team finds him hunting crocodiles and watches him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks it's legs and angrily exclaims: "71st and again barefoot...!"

Life Means..

Life means...

"Missing expected things and facing unexpected things...!"

"Titanic's Lollywood Script"

Titanic's Lollywood Script:

In the End: Shan doesn't die and reaches the shore swimming across the ocean with Saima's hand in 1 hand and pulling "Titanic" with the other...!

A man who surrenders...

A man who surrenders when he's Wrong is Honest...
A man who surrenders when he's Not Sure is Wise...
A man who surrenders when he's Right is HUSBAND...!

1 Churail aur Mian Bivi

a Churail ne 60 saal ke shadi shuda juray se bola: "Mein tum dono ki a, a khuwahish puri kar sakti hoon."

Bivi: "Mein apne shohar ke sath sari duniya ki sair karna chati hoon."

Chrail ne jadoo ki chari ghumai aur do tickets a gay.

Phi shohar se pocha, :Tum kya chahte ho?"

Shohar: "Apne se 30 saal choti bivi ka khuwahishmand hoon."

Churail ne jadoo se usko "90 saal" ka kar diya.

Moral: Mardon ko yaad rakhna chahie ke churail bhi ek "Aurat" hoti hai.

This message is for all my friends...

This message is for all my friends who sent me best wishes in my life and prayed for my success...
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Helloooooooooo...Guys...!!!
It's not working ....Send Some CASH...!!!

Have A Nice Day!

If Bill Gates stops his business...

If Bill Gates stops his business and starts spending his money by 10 Million / day he'll need 735 years to spend it...

BUT...........


He is still "WORKING"....!

Moral: **********???????

Galatiyan (Mistakes)

"Insan ki galatiyan use wo dars deti hain jo usay kisi dars gah se nahi mil sakta."

Translation in English: "Mistakes in life teaches a person what he can't learn at any school."

Sawan ne bhi kisi se....

Sawan ne bhi kisi se pyar kia tha
Us ne usy Badal ka naam dia tha
Rote the dono ek dusre ki judai mein
Aur logon ne usey Barish ka naam dia tha

Happy Rainy Season!

Marriages

Marriages may be made in Heaven...

BUT
The "Maintenance Charges" have to be paid on Earth...!

"MEERA - for trying to be over smart"

Angel: What do you want?

Boy: A beautiful girl...

Angel: If you are Muslim I'll give you Katrina...If you are hindu I'll give you Kareena...If you are christian I'll give you Angelina...What's your name?

Boy: "Sheikh Venod Fernandes"

Angel: give him "MEERA" - for trying to be over smart...!

"Dukaan"

Aik admi apne dost se: "Tera bhai aj kal kya kar raha hai?"
Dost: "Dukaan kholi thi per 6 mah se jail main hai"
Admi: "Wo kiun?
Dost: "Dukaan Hathoray se kholi thi...!"

"Vision"

A blind man once asked a wise man, "Can here be a thing worse than losing eye sight?"

"Yes" he replied,"Losing your Vision...!"

A recent joint study...?????

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink Tea, Coffee, Carbonated drinks, Juices, Yogurts, and shit like that...

Therefore, Beware of those who do not drink alcohol...they cause three times as many accidents...!!!

LOL...

Burqa aur wo bhi topi wala...

Newspaper main ishtihaar aya, "Hunare pas aisi product hai jisko pehan ker aap puri dunia ko dekh sakte hain magar apko koi nahi dekh sakta..Rs.10,000/= + Free Home Delivery.

Aik larki ne ishtihaar parhte hee Rs.10,000/= bheje. Kuch dino baad TCS wala aik packet le kar aya. Larki ne jaldi jaldi khola to andar se.... "BURQA" nikla aur wo bhi topi wala...!

Increase the Dose....LOVE

A wise Physician said, "I have been practicing medicine for 30 years and i have learned that the best medicine for the human creature is....LOVE!"
Someone asked, "it doesn't work?"
He smiled and replied, "Increase the Dose...!"

"Patience and Silence"

"Patience and Silence are powerful energies...
Patience makes you mentally strong...
Silence makes you emotionally strong..."

Stay Blessed...!

"A Touching Story..."

A Touching Story.

A little boy on his way home saw a cute puppy. He went near and touched it, again touched it and he touched it again.....

What a Touching Story...!

A beautiful sentence...

"We need everything Permanent in a Temporary Life..."

There was a King...

There was a King who had 1 eye and 1 leg. He asked all the painters to draw a beautiful portray of his but all of them were not ready to draw. As how come they show him beautiful with effects in 1 eye and leg. One of them agreed and drew a classic picture of that king. It was a fantastic picture and everyone was surprised. He painted the king aiming for a hunt targeting with "one eye closed and a leg bent for it."

Why can't we all paint others pictures like this. Hiding their weaknesses and highlighting their strengths...

ALLAH taught us to hide others weaknesses and HE will hide ours....

After a quarrel...

After a quarrel...
Wife to Husband: "I was a fool, idiot and rubbish that I married you..."
Husband (very politely): "Yes dear, but I was in Love. I didn't notice...!"

PEPSI ka add...

Afridi's Daughter: "Mummy dekho papa six per six maar rahe hain."
Afridi's Wife: "Beta theek se dekho PEPSI ka add hoga...!"

Why Husbands avoid questions...

Why Husbands avoid questions...
Wife: "Would your re-marry if i die?"
Husband: "Definitely Not!"
Wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course I do."
Wife: "Then why wouldn't you re-marry?"
Husband: "Ok Ok I'd get married again."

Wife: "So would you live in our house?"
Husband: "Sure, it is a great house."
Wife: "Would you let her take my jewlery?"
Husband: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
Wife: "Would she wear my shoes?"
Husband: " No her size is 7.......... "
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"Shit!"

Mirasiyon ne AC lagwaya...

Mirasiyon ne AC lagwaya. Kisi ne poocha ke ap logon ko to sardi bohat lagti hai.

Mirasi: "Mola khush rakhe Putha lawaya ay sarkar! Garam wa andar te thandi bar...!"

A married man....

A married man written on the back of his car....

"Don't disturb, already very disturbed...!"

SIMPLE...????????????

Define a girl:
The 1 who before going out for a party puts on
mascara
eye shadow
eye liner
lip gloss
glitter
blush
kajal
wears the best dress
wild heals
accessories and still asks, " It isn't look over! Isn't it?"

Reply: "No No...Its OK"

Girl: "In such a hurry i didn't do anything...and i thought SIMPLE is better...!!!"

Ishq hai apne asulon pe azal se qayam...

Ishq hai apne asulon pe azal se qayam
Imtihaan jis ka bhi laita hai reayat nahi karta...!

"Acha Dost"

"Main ache waqt se ziada acha dost azeez rakhta hoon kiun ke acha dost acha waqt paida kar sakta hai magar acha waqt acha dost nahi...!"

Funny Ghazal

Jab se tum ko apna bana rakha hai
aisa lagta hai ke AC chala rakha hai
Dil to kab ka kisi ko de chuke hum
Aur tere leay gurda bacha rakha hai
Tu ne nazrain phair leen to kya hua
Hum ne bhi kisi aur se chakkar chala rakha hai
Ek aansu baha ke ehsaan karte ho
Hum ne aankhon mein nalka laga rakha hai...

Happy New Fiscal Year

May ALLAH keep you away from taxes in the coming year and keep you safe from inflation, unemployment, poverty, political factors, exchange rate crises, energy crises and brain drain.

What is Love?

Love is a mutual contract between two parties of any organization and an interpersonal relationship between them that provides law of marginal utility to control each others personal, physical, financial and mental state with an emotionally conscious strategy which leads to strong emotional partnership...!

Have A Good Day!

Kaash mere bas mein bhi hota...

Kaash mere bas mein bhi hota tujh se Gafil ho jana
Hum bhi sukoon se rehte Bekhabar teri tarha

"Man of value"

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. (Albert Einstein)

Sahir Lodhi - Over acting personality of Pakistan TV

Principal: "What do you want to become in future?"

Student: " After studying MBBS, I want to join police force and get good job in a good software house and work as lawyer and construct big buildings and conduct research and become an actor."

Principal: "Hey, whats your name?"

Student: "Sahir Lodhi"

"QISMAT"

Zindagi par ek kitab likhon ga
Main us mein wo saray hisaab likhon ga
Pyar ko waqt guzari likh kar
Chahton ko sirf azaab likhon ga
Hui barbad meri muhabbat kaise
Kaise bikhre hain mere khuwaab likhon ga
Khud ko kisi titli ka roop de kar
Us ka chehra gulab likhon ga
Us ko Ilzaam-e-Bewafai na doon ga
Bus! apni hi QISMAT kharab likhon ga

Baba Bullhay Shah

Bura banda labban turya
Bura na labbiya koi

Apne andar chatti mari
Maithon bura na koi...

Redefined Definitions

1. BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early...!

2. CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other...!

3. DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills and then kills you by bills...!

4. LECTURE: The art of transferring a conscious person to a subconscious state...!

Have A Nice Day!

Seeing a cockroach...???

Seeing a cockroach on your bed is not a problem...
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Good people are like...

Good people are like Street Lights along the roads. They don't make the distance short BUT they light up the path and make the walk EASY & SAFE.

Everyone in the world...

Everyone in the world would say you have changed a lot But no one in the world look in to your eyes and say You have compromised a lot...

Girls are never....

Girls are never wrong just...

Sometimes confused

Rude

Stubborn

Senseless

Emotional

Unchangeable

Crazy

Stupid

Idiot and even

Mad

BUT NEVER WRONG...!!!

Have A Nice Day...!

Baray Azeem hote hain wo log...

Baray Azeem hote hain wo log jo khud "ro" kar doosron ko "hansate" hain
Jaise ke...
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LoL...!!!

Last question asked in a quiz...Award winning answer

Last question asked in a quiz...

"What would you like to see in a beautiful girl, of your liking?"

Award winning answer....."MY CHILD"

A Pack of AIR...!

"I bought a pack of Air...
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(Dedicated to Lays, Kurlees, Super Crisp...!)

Waqt badla...

Waqt badla,

Log badle,


Tehzeeb badli,

aur

Duain bhi badal gayen...

Larki ki rukhsati pe maa ne galay lagate huey dua di: "Beti ALLAH kare! aj raat tere ghar ki light na jaey, puray 15 hazar liey hain beauty parlor walon ne...!"

ALLAH loves you...

ALLAH loves you so much that HE hears you constantly: HE always answers your requests, may be not with a yes but always with "What is the Best...!"

Have a Nice Day!

It's nice to be important.....

"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."

Sheikh Sadi ka qaol...

"Talwar 2 tarha ki hoti hai
1. Lohy ki
2. Mohabbat ki

Farq sirf itna hai ke Lohy ki talwar 1 ko 2 karti hai..
Aur Mohabbat ki talwar 2 ko 1 karti hai..."

3 Pagal bed per so rahe they...

3 Pagal bed per so rahe they. Teeno ko jaga tang ho rahi thi. 1 pagal bed se utar ker neeche so gaya.
2nd pagal: "Oye! ab jaga khuli ho gai hai ooper aa ja...!!!

A police officer attempts to...

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until  he's topping 100 MPH. He eventually realizes that he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."

Guy: "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago, I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back to me...!!!"


LOL! Have A Good Day!

Man was sent on earth...

Man was sent on earth to suffer...Woman was sent...
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Jinnah ko draya aur kharida ......

Jinnah ko draya aur kharida nahi ja sakta. (Mount Batton)

Agar musalmano ke pas 100 Gandhi hote aur humare pas 1 Jinnah to Pakistan na banta. (J.L. Nehru)

Many people put a good impact on history but Jinnah was the one who created history. (L.K. Advani)

Main Jinnah ko slam pesh karta hoon, ke agar wo Pakistan na banata to main 1,026 Arab Rupae kaise banata? (Zardari)

3 Young Ladies proposed a Man...

3 Young Ladies proposed a Man. He had to choose one of them.
He tested by giving them Rs.5000/= each to spend.

First lady bought make up stuff & new dresses and said she wanted to look good for HIM...!
Second lady got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes and said she wanted HIM to look good...!
Third one invested the money, got profit and returned him original amount saying that she saved the rest for their future...!
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"Men Never Change...!!!"

In the race between lion & deer....

In the race between lion & deer, many times deer mostly wins because lion runs for Food and deer runs for Life...

Remember: Purpose id more important than need...!!!

Tears

Tears do not come when you miss a person. They come when you do not want to miss a person...!

Absence is the best Presence..

Absence is the best Presence because if people are absent then you miss them and if you miss them that means they are present in your Heart...!


Have A Good Day!

Oh ALLAH...! I'm yours...

"Oh ALLAH...! I'm yours and YOU are mine. I love YOU and I need YOU all the time. Please be in my heart and with me in every step of my life and help me to follow the instructions of Qur'an perfectly and forgive all my evils. Ameen...!"

Have A Good Day!

Love + Ship = Titanic

Love + Ship = Titanic
Dinosaur + Forest = Jurasic Park
Arnold + Gun = Terminator
Robbers + Bikes = Dhoom
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Kutta + Sindhi Topi = "Do I have to tell you this one too??????????????"

Faqat is dar se Karachi nahi jate...

Arz kya hai....

Faqat is dar se Karachi nahi jate..."Bhai Altaf"

Mobile set chin gaya to kese karain gey "Telephonic Khitaab"

Aha Wah Wah Wah...

Jism aik dukaan hai...

Jism aik dukaan hai aur zuban uska talaa. Talaa khulta hai to pata chalta hai ke dukan "Sonay" ki hai ya "Koelay" ki...

Light aa rahi hai...

Larki Doctor se Phone pe: "Mere bhai ko current laga hai main kya karoon?"

Doctor: "Pehlay ap Do Nafal Shukrane ke ada karain ke............
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apki taraf light aa rahi hai...!!!

"Your Trust....Power to Destroy You"

If you give your trust to a person who does not deserve it ...You actually give him/her the power to DESTROY YOU...!!!

Have a Good Day!

Do char nahi mujh ko faqat...

Do char nahi mujh ko faqat aik dikha do...GHALIB

Wo shakhs jo andar say bhi bahir ki tarah ho....

"Naan Cholle"

Larki: "Kya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?"
Larka: "Haan agar tum kujhe Mcdonalds ke spelling suna do to."
Larki kuch daier sochne ke baad boli: "Dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain."
Larka: "Acha yeh batao ke KFC se kya banta hai?"
Larki kuch daeir aur sochne ke baad sharmindagi se boli: "Acha chalo kahin se NAAN CHOLLE kha lete hain..."