"Rehman Malik's Hair Style aur Moonh"

Agar 3 din tak subha neend se jaag ker kangi na ki jaay aur moonh na dhoya jaay to...

Hair Style aur Moonh

"Rehman Malik"

Jaisa ho jata hai..... "Wiki Leaks"

Dear Angel of Death....

Dear Angel of Death....

"You have taken the wrong ZARDARI.....!!!"

Respecting Differences

Alexander said, "Sacrifice is greater than Love, Character is greater than Beauty, Humanity is greater than Wealth But Nothing is greater than Good Relations...and Good Relations don't necessarily mean finding Similarities...Its just about Respecting Differences"

Wife is like a...

Wife is like a computer virus...
She enters your life...
Scans your pocket...
Transfers your money...
Edits your mind...
Downloads her problems...
Deletes your smile...
&

Hangs you forever...!!!

"HOPE"

Every night we go to bed without any assurance of being alive the next morning but still we set the alarms in our watch to wake up....That's HOPE...!!!

The Good You Do..

A very nice qoute:

"The Good You Do Comes Back To You..."

Never feel sad on....

Never feel sad on losing anything in your life because whenever a tree loses its leaf, a new leaf is ready to take its place....


Keep Smiling!

MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H) KI SHAN

Bashar ki sar bulandi main bhi koi raaz hota hai
Jo sar de de sar-e-maidan wohi sarfraz hota hai

Jahan pe khatm hoti hain Hudood-e-Aqal-e-Insani
Wahan se "MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H)" Ki Shan ka agaaz hota hai...

SUBHANALLAH

Feelings are like....

Flowers are very soft do not touch with hard hands...Similarly, feelings are like soft flowers, do not  touch them with harsh words...

A beautiful green tree at morning time in Gulshan-e-Iqbal Park Lahore. Pakistan

"Avoiding Reality"

"You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality." - Ayn Rand (1905-1982)

"If a single teacher can't...

"If a single teacher can't teach all the subjects then.....How can you expect a single student to study and remember all the subjects...?????"


Have A Nice Day!

Main Roz-e-Hashr ka Qaayal hoon...

Main Roz-e-Hashr ka Qaayal Hoon Phir Bhi Hansta Hoon

Ke Ek Banda KHUDA Ko Hisaab Kya Dega...!!!

Zameen se uthi aur....

Zameen se uthi aur falak pe chaa gai
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Oye nasso nasso nairi aa gai

Goongi ho gai aaj kuch zuban kehty kehty...

Goongi ho gai aaj kuch zubaan kehty kehty
Hichkicha gaya main khud ko Musalmaan kehty kehty

Yeh baat nahi ke mujh ko US per yaqeen nahi
Bas dar gaya khud ko saheb-e-imaan kehty kehty

Tofeeq na hui mujhe ek waqt ki namaz ki
Aur chup hua moazzan Aazaan kehty kehty

Kisi kafir ne jo poocha ke yeh kia hay Maheena
Sharam se pani hua main Ramzan kehty kehty

Mere shelf mein gard se ati kitaab ka jo poocha
Main garh gaya zameen mein Quran kehty kehty

Yeh sun ke chup sadh li "Iqbal" us ne
Yoon laga jese ruk gaya ho mujhay hewaan kehty kehty...!!!

Funny Maths

Mathematically proved.......
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Obama + Osama = Drama....

"Hiltler's Attitude"

Hitler's attitude at its peak:

"I have only been wrong once in my life and that was when I thought I was wrong"

Brilliant!

Aik Kali African Larki

Aik kali African larki ko jaadugar ne jadu se par laga diye..

Larki khush ho kar boli: "WOW! ab mein Pari ban gai hoon?"

Jaadugar: "Nahi Pagli tu CHIMGADHAR ban gai hai...!!!"

"Honesty, Loyalty & Sincerity"

"Honesty, Loyalty & Sincerity are very expensive gifts, Don't expect these from Cheap and Selfish people...."

Have A Nice Day!

Fallen flowers can't....

Fallen flowers can't climb back. So don't think about the Past. Live the Present. Live for the Future with a Beautiful & Sweet Smile on your face...

Yesterday is a history...
Tomorrow is mystery...
Today is a Gift...
Live Today!
Think!

Have A Good Day!

Hathi Ki Taqat, Sher Ki Awaz...

A Khuda mere dost ko,

"Hathi Ki Taqat"
"Sher Ki Awaz"
"Cheetay KI Speed"
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"Hiran sa sundar roop de"
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Baqi "Khotay Wala Dimagh" to us ke pass pehle hee hai...!!!

LOL!

Suna Hai Wo...

Suna hai wo dukh main hota hai to mujhe yaad karta hai

"Ay Khuda"

Ab mein "US" ke liay Khushi ki "DUA" karoon ya Gham ki

"Killing English by Meera"

Killing English by Meera

1. "Pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!"
2. "Both of you stand together separately!"
3. Tomorrow call your parents & Especially your Mother & Father!
4. Will you hang the calendar? Or else I will Hang MYSELF!

LOL!!!

The biggest Temptation of life...

The biggest TEMPTATION of life is to "convert dreams in to reality" But biggest defeat of life comes when "We surrender our dreams to reality...!!!"

Have A Nice Day!

HSUSH 21-05-2011 PPP Meets PML Q

"Over-Respect...????"

I just read that in USA, every year Edison's birthday is celebrated by a power cut for two minutes. But here in Pakistan, due to "Over-Respect", we celebrate it daily for 8 to 12 hours and in some areas even for 18 hours...!!!

Have A Nice Day!

"Mein kese maan loon..."

Mein kese maan loon Usama mar gaya ....Faraz
32 saal pehlay merne wala BHUTTO to aaj bhi Zinda hay...

LOL!

"Exercise???"

A Rabbit Runs, Jumps and livs for only 15 Years!
While a Turtle doesn't Run, does nothing yet lives for "300" Years....!!!!

MORAL:

"Exercise is Hell, Just Sleep Well"

LOL!!!

"Doctor ne kya kaha?????"

Doctor: "Apke husband theek ho sakte hain agar aap in ke khane, peene, aur aram ka khyal rakhen, Koi tension na dain, Larai jhagra na karain..."

Husband: "Doctor ne kya kaha hai?"

Wife: "Uttho ghar chalo Doctor ne Jawab de dia hai...!!!"

"Definition of Wife"

Wife is the seventh sense which destroys all the six senses and makes you a complete "Non-Sense".

ABC sunaiye..

Aik Pakistani MNA se kisi ne pocha: "Kya apki degree asli hai?"

MNA: "Gee Haan!"

Admi: "ABC sunaiye"

MNA bola: "Choti Ya Bari.....!!!"

Dant saaf karne ka faida

Aurat Dr. se: "Jab bhi mera shohar ghar ata hai to atay hee mujhe marna shuru kar deta hai."

Dr.: "Wo jab ghar aay, tum 15 minutes tak dant saaf kia karo."

Aurat kuch din baad: "Dant saaf karne ka itna faida hai k ab mera shohar mujhe kuch nahi kehta."

Dr: "Yeh faia dant saaf karne ka nahi, ZUBAN band rakhne se hua hai...!!!"

"Freedom of Expression??????"

When you attack black people, they call it "Racism"
When you attack Jewish people, they call it "Anti-semetism"
When you attack women, they call it "Gender Discrimination"
When you attack Homosexuality, they call it "Intolerance"
When you attack your country, they call it "Treason"
When you attack a Religious Sect, they call it "Hate Speech"

BUT

When they attack at the dignity of Our Prophet MUHAMMAD (P.B.U.H.), they call it "FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION...Huh!!!!!"

Obama updated his Facebook status...

Obama updated his Facebook status,
"Congratulations Osama Killed"

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The first notification he got,

"Osama Bin Laden likes your status...!!!"

LOL!

Friends are the best part...

So many straws in one milk shake glass, so many fight for thori si Pepsi, So many hands in one chips pack, So many friends on one bench, So much laughter on one stupid joke, So many phone calls on birthday night, So many hugs for one little worry, So many tears for one little fight......

Friends are the best part of our small life... So don't lose them and don't forget them at any cost...!!!
I Love My Friends....

Have A Nice Day!

"I'm the Boss"

Boss hangs a notice in office, "I'm the Boss, Don't forget."

When he returns from lunch someone wrote under it," Your wife called up, she wants her notice back at home..."



Have A Good Day!

I Can't Promise to..

Nice Lines from a sincere friend,

"I can't promise to solve all your problems BUT I can promise that you will not have to face them ALONE...!!!"

When you develop the...

"When you develop the ability to listen anything without loosing temper or self-confidence, it means you have become educated."


Be Cool Ever!

Bangali Shaer...

Urdu, English, Pashto aur Chinese ki kamyabi ke baad Aik shaer Bangali main...


Tum Kya Zano Mosli Ka Maza "Phoraz"
Kobi "Bonglades" Ao To POta Soly Ga

Barish ki Barasti Boondon ne...

Barish ki Barasti Boondon ne jab Dastak di Darwazay per
Mehsoos Huwa Tum Aaey Ho, Andaz Tumharay Jaisa Tha!

Hawa ke Halke Jhonkey Ki Jab Ahat Paai Khirki Per
Mehsoos Huwa Tum Guzray Ho, Ehsaas Tumharay Jaisa Tha!

Mein Ne Girti Boondon Ko Rokna Chaha Hathon Per
Ik Sard Sa Phir Ehsaas Huwa, Wo Lams Tumharay Jaisa Tha!

Tanha Mein Chala Phir Barish Main, Tab Ik Jhonkay Ne Sath Diya
Mein Samjha Tum Sath Ho Mere, Wo Sath Tumharay Jaisa Tha!

Mid Age Dilema

A middle aged man asked trainer in a gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine should I use?"

Trainer: "Sir, use the ATM Machine...!!!"

Agar Next time...

Joke of The Century

Agar next time America mein sunami aaiya to us ka zimadar Osama Bin Laden ho ga kiun ke Osama "Samundar" mein hai...!!!

FACEBOOK

An ordinary person will be with books...But an extraordinary person will be in that book....Be an extraordinary person like ME....
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"I'm in FACEBOOK"

After 70 Years...

An old man was invited by an old friend. He was impressed by his friend using names "Honey", "Darling" etc. for his wife. Before leaving he asked his friend: "It's sweet, after 70 years you still call your wife with such cute names."

Old man replied (whispering): "Her name had slipped off my mind 10 years ago and I'm very scared to ask what is it...!!!"

A Watan Ke Sajeelay...

A Watan Ke Sajeelay Siasat daano
Saray Raqbay Tumharay liay hain
Kothiyon ke talabgar ho tum
Platon ke parastar ho tum
O, Zalalat ki zinda misalo
Saray qarzay tumhary liy hain
Tum hi se qaim budget ka khasara
Laho pee lo garibon ka sara
Aey jahannum ke zinda nishano
Saray funds tumharay liey hain
A Pak watan ke gaddaro
O, America ke wafadaro
Ye jitni bhi hain is jahan main
Sari Lanatain tumharay liey hain...

Brilliant Add posted..

Brilliant add posted at a woman's shoe shop:

"Ten percent discount on shoes purchased within ten minutes..."

Relations are not exams...

"Relations are not exams to pass or fail, not competition to win or lose. It is a feeling in which you care for someone more than yourself..."

"Kahmoshi Ka Boycott"

Kabhi yeh mat socho ke tumhari girl friend ne tumhain kitna romantic msg bheja hai...Hamesha yeh socho ke.....Usay kis ne bheja hoga....???????????"

Jagoooooooo...Aj nahi bolo gey to kal bhugto gey...

"Khamoshi Ka Boycott"

Sukhne Ke Liey

Pagal khane ka In charge ek pagal se: "Aap theek hain is liey apko chorra ja raha hay, magar afsos kal jis pagal ko aap ne swimming pool me doobney se bachaya tha aj usne phanda daal ker khudkushi ker li."

Pagal: "Us ne khudkushi nahi ki wo to mein ne usay sukhne ke liey latka diya tha...!!!"

Zindagi

"Kisi ko na pane se zindagi khatm nahi hoti balke kisi ko pa ker kho dene se zindagi main kuch baki nahi rehta..."

Sada Muskurate Raho!

Prayer

Prayer is not a "Spare Wheel" that you pull out when you are in troubles. It is a "Steering Wheel" that keeps you on the right path throughout your life...!!!

Have A Good Day!

Amazing Truth

"People fight for the Religion, people die for the Religion But people do not follow the Religion...!!!"

Have A Nice Day!

"Some IDIOTS"

People who meet you in the journey of life expect a lot of things from you BUT there are some "IDIOTS" who expect nothing more than "YOU"....They are your Real Friends...!!!

"A Responsible Country"

9/11: Pakistan Responsible

7/7: Pakistan Responsible

Mumbai Blasts: Pakistan Responsible

Rise of Taliban: Pakistan Responsible

North Korea's Nuclear Bomb: Pakistan Responsible


Iran's Nuclear Preparations: Pakistan Responsible

Cricket Match Fixing: Pakistan Responsible

Osama was alive: Pakistan Responsible

Conclusion:

Pakistan is the most RESPONSIBLE country in the world!

Is Kursi K Saay Talay

Alone

Sometimes alone people become very luck... because they have nobody to lose...!!!

Achi Nasihat

Kabhi kisi ka dil mat toro kiun ke wo har kisi ke pas 1 hee hota hay....
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Haddiyan toro kiun ke wo 206 hoti hain 2, 4 toot bhi jain to kam chal jata hay...!!!

Because you grow old....

"You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing...!!!"

Keep Smiling Always!

Osama Bin Laden ke aakhri alfaaz...

Osama Bin Laden ke aakhri alfaaz...
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"Aj bijli hondi tay main gun di jaga wiper chuk ke fire na karda...!!!

Geo Load shedding!!!
Geo Pakistan

Mujhe muaf ker do

Boy: "Mujhe muaf ker do, mein ne tumse chupaya tha k meri mangni ho chuki hay."

Girl: "Aray koi baat nahi, Chalo ao aaj mein tumhain apne Bachon se milwati hoon...!!!

Something about Osama Bin Laden...

Being supporter or critic of OBL is a separate question but we need to give him full marks to manage four wives for almost five years under one roof. Let's salute his "Wife Management Skills." LOL!!!

Royal Wedding and Pakistani Wedding

The only common thing between the Royal Wedding and Pakistani Wedding was that the wedding suit of Prince Williams was the same as our "BAND BAAJA WALA....!!!

Cutest Proposal by a Boy

Boy: "Can you close your eyes for a moment please?
Girl: "OK, done"
Boy: "Thanks, what a darkness, isn't it?"
Girl: "Yeah"
Boy: "That's my life without you..."

"Self-discipline"

"Self-discipline begins with the mastery of your thoughts...If you don't control what you think, you can't control what you do...!"

Have A Nice Day!

"True Guidance"

"True guidance can be like a small lamp in a tunnel...It doesn't show everything at once BUT gives enough light for the next step to be safe & sure..."

If you are married to one of the twin sisters

A question asked in a talent test.

"If you are married to  one of the twin sisters, how you recognize your wife?"

The answer came, "Why Should I?"

lol

Best lines in any Love...

Best lines in any Love relation, "when I commit mistake or hurt you... You should have the faith that the wrong was only in-tension not intention..."

Have A Nice Day!

Main ne ek din dill se...

Main ne ek din dill se pocha k Wadoun aur Yadoun mein kia farq hai. Dil ne jawab dia...
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"Puttar mera kam blood supply karna ae.....Ay faltoo gallan FARAZ kolon puch...!!!"

Boss told me...

Wife: "Why are you back home so early?"

Husband: At office Boss told me, "GO TO HELL"...!!!

Steps for A Great Life

1st: Look Back and Thank ALLAH.

2nd: Look Forward and Trust ALLAH.

3rd: Look Around and Believe ALLAH.

4th: Look in your Heart and Find ALLAH.

Have A Nice Day!

Another sentence that has all 26 alphabets of English

"PACK MY BOX WITH FIVE DOZEN LIQUOR JUGS"

This is another sentence that has all 26 alphabets of English!

Solve It Please...

Rearrange the spellings:

1.OKEYRWN (City)
2. KASNLRIA (Country)
3. RUBELPM (Profession)
4. DIKYEN (Body part)
5.PITLLU (Flower)
6. TONPYHE (Animal)
7. NOMETARLLEW (Fruit)
8. NICEPSH (Vegitable)
9. MAVBCE (Invention)
10. DOCLYU (Weather)

Lesson for Obama Administration "The First Button..."

"If the first button of a shirt is wrongly-put, all the others are surely wrong. Always be careful on your first step, others will be correct automatically."

"Lesson for Obama Administration after Operation Geronimo"....!!!!

"ELFI"

Son to Papa: "Why mom is sitting so silent?"


Papa: "Nothing son, She asked me for a lipstick, I gave her ELFI....!!!

"Two Great Kings"

Teacher: "Can you tell me the names of two great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?"

Student: " Smo-King" and "Drin-King"....!!!

Life means...

Life means "Missing expected things and facing unexpected things. When you are right, no one remembers but when you are wrong, no one forgets." That's Life!!!

Wada tha uska...

Wada tha uska Raat ko aye ga Khuwab mein Faraz

Aur hum the ke raat bhar khusi se so na sake

"HAND-SOME"

Great lines from Shakespeare:

I'm not "HANDSOME" but I can give my "HAND" to "SOME" one who needs help.

Beauty is in Heart not in Face...!

"3D" SMS

For the first time on mobile I'm introducing a "3D" message,
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"D D D"

Thank you, Thank You, No Publicity please....!!!

Life

Life has no Pause button!

Dreams have no Expiry Date!

Time has no Holiday!

So Don't waste a single moment in your life. Live it & Enjoy it!

"Mother's Love"

"Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible." ~ Marion C. Garretty

May ALLAH Bless and Keep mothers of all human beings safe and happy forever!   AMEEN

OSAMA BIN LADEN's Death!!!

2003: Osama killed in Afghanistan territory.

2005: Osama killed finally.

2011: Obama announces, Osama killed...!!!

Whats next???????????? In 2016......

For God sake, characters don't die that much time in a Star Plus drama serial....!!!

Lamba Jashan!

Wife: "Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho?. Mein ne us se 10 saal pehle shadi se inkar kia tha or wo aaj tak pee raha hay..."


Husband: " Wah!!! Itna Lamba JASHAN!!!"

"Luck & Efforts"

"A paper flying in air due to its luck but a bird is flying due to its efforts. So, if luck is not there for you, Efforts are always there to support you!"

Have A Nice Day!

"Kamyabi ke chand Asool"

1. Kabhi top na karo warna log tum se jalne lagain gey...

2. Hamesha late class mein jao, iss tarha har teacher tumhain yaad rakhay ga...

3. Ziyada parhne se time zaya hota hay aur time zaya karna gunah hay...

4. Kabhi test na do kiun ke beizzati ke 2 marks se izzat ke 0 achay hain...

Dedicated to all "genius" students!!!

Getting Up Early????

One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning. There wasn't enough sunlight to get into the sea. He saw a pack of stones and to pass time he started throwing the stones in the sea. While having the last stone in hand , the sun came up. He saw that the stone was a "Diamond".... He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea.
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Moral of the Story:
"Don't get up early in the morning"

Have A Good Day!

Women have the mysterious quality...

Women have the mysterious quality of communication...

They listen "HALF"

Understand "QUARTER"
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But can tell others "DOUBLE"...!!!

PML "Q" meets PPP

Relationship is like...

"Relationship is like a Book, It may take few seconds to burn BUT years to write. So, write it carefully and never let it burn..."

Have a good day.

"Ana Ki jung"

Koi rothey agar tum se usey foran mana lena

Ana ki Jung mein aksar Judai Jeet Jati hai

"Marks and Memories"

Indeed it was better to bunk a class sometimes and do masti (fun) with friends because Today when I look back...Marks never make me laugh but Memories do...!

Men and Women

Difference between men and women:

Women Version:

Woman 1: "Oh! you got a haircut! That's so cute."

Woman 2: "Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror, I mean you didn't think its too fluffy looking?"

Woman 1: "Oh God no! It's perfect. I'd love to get my haircut like that but I think my face is too wide."

Woman 2: "Are you serious? I think your face is adorable and you could easily get layer cut, that would look so cute. I was actually gonna do that except I was afraid it won't go with my long neck."

Woman 1: "Are you kidding? I would love to have your neck..."

Woman 2: "Oh thanks!"

Men's Version:

Man 1: " Got a Haircut?"

Man 2: "Yes!"

(The End)

Baap aur Result

Baap: "Agar tum fail huey to kujhe Abbu mat kehna!"

Result ane par

Baap: "Kya bana?"

Beta: "Sorry yaar Muhammad Akaram!!!"

Prayers

Everything is "Pre-Written" but with prayers it can be "Re-Written". So, live the best and Leave the rest to ALLAH.

Have Nice Day!

"Lift & Stairs"

Hard work is like "Stairs" and Luck is like "Lift", sometimes lift may fail but stairs will always take you to the top...


Have A Nice Day!

Skhawat Naz Dancing

A Phone Conversation

Lady: "I think you are the father of one of my children"

Man: "Oh my God...! Are You Jena?"

Lady: "No"

Man: "Jackie?"

Lady: "No"

Man: "Sara?"

Lady (in total confusion): "No sir, I'm the Class Teacher of your son..."
(ooopppsss!!!!!)

Sohail Ahmad, Nusrat Thakur & Skhawat Naz

Hathi Ka Bacha aur Pakistani Qaum

Hathi ke bache ko pair main zanjeer dall kar pala jata hai, wo zanjeer torne ki kafi koshish karta hai lekin Himmat har ker koshish chor deta hai. Phir jab wo bara ho jata hai to wohi zanjeer hoti hai jo halki si koshish se toot sakti hai, magar hathi ke dimagh main wohi hota hai ke "zanjeer nahi tootay gi" aur wo sari zindagi ghulam rehta hai, Pakistani qaum ki tarha....

A silent message for Elephant Nation of Pakistan!

Have A nice Day.

It's the company...

"If a drop falls on a lake it loses its identity, un-noticed. If it falls on mud it becomes part of it, un-wanted. If it falls on a rose it shines, appreciated. If it falls on a shell it becomes a pearl, precious. The drop is the same but it's THE COMPANY that changes it's worth..."

Keep Smiling!

Hazaaron aeib...

Hazaaron aeib dekhte hain dusron ke pehlu mein Ghalib

Apne kirdar mein hum log Farishte hon jaise...

Beautiful pictures are...

"Beautiful pictures are developed from negatives in a dark room...So, if any time you see darkness in your life, it means GOD is developing a Beautiful Future for you..."

Have A Nice Day!

Teri Meharbani...

Mot ka Farishta girl se: "Apka time over ho chuka hai"

Girl: "Bachne ka koi rasta"

Farishta: Yes, ek kiss karo usko jo ye sms parh raha hai"

Girl: "TERI MEHARBANI, Tu Jan Kad...!"

Each night I go to sleep...

Each night I go to sleep, I die. Next day I wake up, I'm reborn. - Shakespeare
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Each night I go to sleep, I'm reborn. Next day I wake up, I'm dead again. - A Student

Mr. Late...

A signboard on Highways for encouraging slow driving:

"Mr. Late is always better than...Late Mr....!"

Faith & Trust

A sailor was left stranded on an Island as the only survivor. He made a hut for shelter. Day & Night he'd pray, waiting for someone to rescue him. He stored food in the hut for survival. One day the hut caught fire and burned to ashes. Nothing was left.

In anger he screamed, "Oh God, why have you done this to me? I'm already in distress."

Next day, a rescuer came.

The sailor asked, "How did you know I was here?"

The rescuer replied, " We saw a Smoke Signal...!"

Moral:
Have Faith and Trust in GOD. When even a misfortune happens HE has Plans...!!!

Ban Ke Bister Boria

Ban Ke Bister Boria
Asi Te Challe Korea

Bijli Etthe Rehndi Nai
Pori Kise Di Pendi Nai

Har Koi Etthe Ro Rya

Ban Ke Bister Boria
Asi Te Challe Korea

Har Koi Etthe Darda Ay
Nale Bhukka Marda Ay
Pendu Hove Ya Lohoria

Ban Ke Bister Boria
Asi Te Challe Korea

Har Passay Chor Bazari Ay
Pehlay Musharraf Hun Zardari Fer Nawas Sharif Di Wari Ay
Har Koi Mulk Nu Kha Ria

Ban Ke Bister Boria
Asi Te Challe Korea

Je Tusi Vi Jana Ay Korea
Te Ban LO Bistar Boria

Have A Nice Day!

Ban Jata Hai Kabhi Husn Bhi

Ban Jata Hai Kabhi husn Bhi Dunya Ka Tamasha


Ibrat Ke Liay Misr Ka Bazar Bohat Hai

TURKISH words to express...

TURKISH words to express feelings about a person you don't like:

"Yenimak Lilaz Yettuk Soohnam"
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This is what we call life...

This is what we call life:

"Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.....!"

"To Err is human...to forgive is not the COMPANY policy...!"

"The road to success....is always under construction....!"

"Alcohol doesn't solve any problems but if you think again neither does MILK...!"

"In order to get a loan you first need to prove that you don't need it...!"

"All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or MARRIED...!"

"Once you have bought something cheap...you'll find the same item being sold somewhere else at even a lower rate...!"


Keep Smiling!

I'm your Strength

A small boy tried to lift a heavy stone but couldn't move it.

His friend watching said, " Are you sure you are using all your strength?"

Boy: "Yes, I am!

Friend: " No, you are not..You Haven't asked me to help you...I'm your friend and I'm your STRENGTH!"

(Dedicated to all True Friends)

Have A Nice Day!

Funny Muhammad Aamir (BNN)

The Reality

"Always be good with the good but never be bad with the bad because you can't wash mud with mud....it's a reality if one understand..."

Everyone in your life...

"Everyone in your life is going to hurt you sooner or later, but you have to decide whats more important to you,
The Pain or The Person...."

(John Keats)

The Importance of a....

The importance of a Caring Person in our life is like the importance of our "Heart Beat" because heart beat is not visible but silently supports our life...!

Life told me...

"Life told me not to complain about others, CHANGE yourself if you want Peace. Because its easier to protect your feet with slippers than to carpet the whole Earth...!"

Have A Nice Day!