Sweet Dreams...

Take one spoon full of sugar and put it in your eyes....Now you'll have Sweet Dreams.........
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Power Crises...

"The greatest gift you can give to someone is a "Power Generator & U.P.S...."

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(Ghafoora Lineman)

I'm Too Busy..

I don't have time to hate people who hate me....

Because

I'm too busy in loving people who love me...!

Have A Nice Day!

You Decide who...

GOD determines who walks into your life.
You decide who stays & who walks out...


Have A Nice Day!

2nd form of "Think"

Friend: "How was your English Test?"

Pappu: "It was ok but I forgot the 2nd form of "Think"..."

I thought & thought & thought... and finally wrote "Thunk...."

After Drinking...

After drinking, men talk unnecesarily, become emotional, drive badly, stop thinking, argue for nothing....

Women do all this without a single drink...!

Have A Nice Day!

Time is a rare luxury...

"Time is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost. So, when someone spends it for you, it defines the depth of care they have for you..."

Have A Nice Day!

Dil Ne Kaha....

Dil ne kaha dost ko msg karo...

Phir socha dil to "PAGAL" hai

Phir socha dil pagal hai to kya hua...

"Dost konsa Professor hai...!!!

The Most Excellent Jihad (struggle)...

"The most excellent Jihad (struggle) is for the conquest of self." (Prophet Muhammad (Sallallahu Alaihe Wasallam))

No man is good enough...

"No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent." (Abraham Lincoln)

"Warning"

A husband gave keys of a new car to his wife with a warning....

"Dear, if you meet an accident, the newspaper will print your AGE, so be careful..."

Taqdeer Ke Khel...

Taqdeer ke khel se kabhi mayoos nahi hote

Zindagi mein kabhi apni ummeed nahi khote

Hathon ki lakiron per yaqeen mat karna

Taqdeer unki bhi hoti hay jin ke hath nahi hote!

My wife treats me like....

An extremely devoted husband's confession:

" My wife treats me like "god"...
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She takes no notice of my existence until she needs something!!!"

"I'm Missing You..."

A husband, mad at his wife, was throwing knives on wife's photo while wife was out of station. But non of the knives were hitting wife's photo! Suddenly, wife called up, "Hi Honey, what are you doing?"

Husband: " I'M MISSING YOU HONEY...!"

Even if You are Married!!!

Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our troubles. So, keep on enjoying life, don't lose your smile at any cost even if you are MARRIED.........................!!!

The Life is too short to...

"The Life is too short to make and accelerate relations, I don't know why people break the developed relations..."

WO mehfooz rakhay ga...

WO mehfooz rakhay ga tery ghar ko Bala'aon se

Jo barish main shajar se ghonsla girne nahin deta

Good Night....

"Since your eyes are looking tired...let your eyelashes hug each other for few hours. Happy journey into the world of dreams...Good Night..."

Ek Murghi ne 3 anday...

1 murghi ne 3 anday diye aur dua mangi ke meri aulad Siasatdaan bane.

Jab 1 anda toota to Asif Ali Zardari nikla,

Jab doosra anda toota to Nawaz Sharif nikla,

Jab 3rd anda toota hi nahi to murghi pereshan hogai, itne main anday se awaz ai,
"Ammi jan mein Altaf Hussain hoon, sirf phone per hi rabita hoga..."

Himmat...

Bivi: "Main ne tumhain baghair dekhe shadi kee"

Shohar: " Aur meri himmat dekho main ne dekh k bhi kerli...!!!"

A Sweet Cookie Friend...

No matter how bitter a coffee gets, One bite of a sweet cookie changes everything... Thanks for being "A Sweet Cookie Friend" in a bitter coffee world....

Have A Nice Day!

Feel the Power...

Feel the power of this short sentence!

"Turn to ALLAH before you Return to ALLAH"

Have A Nice Day.

Boss told me...

Wife: "Why are you back home so early?"

Husband: "At office Boss told me, GO TO HELL!"

Sufi Dhol-Pappu Sain (Sufi Dhol Player)

Email Adresses of some Pakistani Cricketers

Kamran Akmal : drop-a-catch@crucial-stage.com

Younis Khan: useless@all-levels.com

Shoaib Malik: useful-only@india-matches.com

Misbah-Ul-Haq: Selfis-Chachu@ball-wasting.com

Shahid Afridi: over-rated@boom-boom.com

Fawad Alam: why-im-here@God-knows.com

Kuch yaden hain un lamhon ki

Kuch yaden hain un lamhon ki

Jin lamhon mein hum sath rahe

Khushiyon se bhare jazbat rahe

Ek umer guzari hay hum ne

Jahan ruthe huey bhi hanste the

Kuch kehte the kuch sunte the

Hum roz subha jab milte the

To sab ke chere khilte the

Pur-lutf wo manzar hota tha

Sab mil ker batain karte the

Hum soch ke kitna hanste the

Wo gonj humare hansne ki

Ab ek purani yaad bani

Yeh baten hain un lamhon ki

Jin lamhon mein hum sath rahe


"I MISS & LOVE YOU MY FRIENDS"

Amazing Dhol - Amazing Dholi in Pakistan (WOW Real Talent)

Sufi Dhol Drummers

Meesha Shafi - Bijli Aye Ya Na Aye (Dhol Bajay Ga)

A Nice Line written...

A nice line written on the gate of a graveyard,

"This place is full of those people who thought that the world cannot run without them...!!!"

Never try to testify your...

"Never try to testify your love relations because those are like Diamonds when you hit them they don't break but may slip away from your life!"

Mera RAB Meharbaan Kitna Hai...

Meri Khataa'ien dekh ker bhi Ataa'ien kam nahi karta

Main sochta hoon Mera RAB Meharbaan kitna hai

A Full stop is not an end...

A Full stop is not an end because we can write a new sentence after it. Same way in life, failure is not the real end, but it is the beginning of a new Success!

Have A Good Day!

Six Cardinal rules of Life....

Six cardinal rules of life:

1. Make peace with your past so it wont screw up the present.

2. What others think of you is non of your business.

3. Time heals almost everything, give time.

4.No one is reason of your happiness and problems except you.

5. Don't compare your life to others & don't judge them, you have no idea what their journey is all about.

6. Stop thinking too much, it's alright not to know everything or all the answers.

Have A Good Day!

Customer's Feedback

A MBA-boy hugs a girl.

Girl: "What is this?"

Boy: "Direct Marketing"

Girl slaps the boy.

Boy: "Now what is this?"


Girl: "Customer's Feedback"

!!!!!!

When you need them....

Respect those people who spare time for you in their busy schedule..BUT....Love those people who never see their schedule when you need them...

Have A Nice Day!

Like D.O.B....

"Girlfriends are like calenders which can change with each new year
but wives are like date of birth which can’t be changed."

Getting Married....???

2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

Backup...

Always have a "BACKUP"

"BEFORE"

"BREAKUP"...

Thanda garam ziada piya karo

Thanda garam ziada piya karo

SMS zara naya kiya karo

Agar SMS nahi hay to humse mang liya karo

Hum "King of SMS" hain

Humse muqabla mat kiya karo

Wo mera sub kuch hai..

Wo mera sub kuch hay lekin mera muqaddar nahi "Faraz"


Kaash...wo mera kuch na hota, bus mera muqaddar hota...

Silence is the best answer...

Silence is the best answer for all questions?

Smile is the best reaction in all situations,...

Unfortunately, both never help in

NIKAH (Marriage) & INTERVIEW

A friends basic right!

Forgetting friends is a Crime,

Ignoring them is a Shame,

Liking them is a Pleasure,

Thinking of them is necessity,

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Disturbing them is a "Basic Right"

I'm Amazed....

"I'm amazed at the person who feels proud of himself...who yesterday was a clot of blood... and tomorrow will be a particle of dust...!"

Have A Nice Day

Father and the Report Card...

One day, a father came home and saw this letter from his seventeen years old son on the table:
"Dear Dad,
I just wanted to tell you that I have found the Love of My Life and I have run away with her. Jane is thirty-two years old divorced and she is a wonderful person, if you look beyond her Alcoholism and her cocaine addiction. I'm sure you won't mind, dad, but I've taken $25,000 from your safe to buy a diamond necklace for her. Of course, we're also trying very hard to cure her AIDS. She needs someone to care for her, and I'm  sure Ican do that. We'll be living in her personal beer bar, where she'll dance and earn money for our livelihood. I'm old enough to handle the responsibilities, so don't worry.

Your loving son
Ted

P.S. None of the above is really true. If you want to find me, I'm in my room. Just wanted to remind you there are worse things than that report card in the drawer of this table...."

Nekiyon ki Justuju...

Kitni ajeeb hay "Nekiyon" ki "Justuju" Ghalib...
"Namaz" bhi jaldi mein parte hain phir se "Gunah" kerne ke liye

You almost Killed Us....

3 drunk men stopped a taxi. Taxi driver figured out that they are not in their senses, so he thought to fool them. He switched on the engine and switched it off at the same time and said, "We have reached."

1st man gave him money.2nd said thanks but the 3rd slapped him hard! Driver got confused thinking this one might have realized that the car didn't move an inch.

"What was that for?" driver asked.
3rd drunk said, "Next time Control your speed, you almost KILLED us!"

1 Rupia 1 Lakh nahi hota..

1 Rupia 1 Lakh nahi hota magar phir bhi 1 rupia lakh se nikal jaye to wo bhi lakh nahi rehta.
Hum apke lakhon doston me se bus wohi 1 rupia hain!

Be Happy!!!

"Attacked" by two Pakistanis

A Pakistani took admission in an American School in America.

Teacher: "Whats your name?"
Boy: "Ahmed"
Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johny from now on..."

Boy went home and mom asked

Mom: " How was the day Ahmed?"
Boy: "I'm an American, from now on call me Johny..."

Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up...
Next day he was back to school all bruised..

Teacher: "What happened Johny?"
Boy: "Mam, just four hours after i became an American, I was attacked by two Pakistanis!!!"

First sign of old age....

"First sign of old age is when.....

Your wife starts trusting you!"

funny politician

Indian politicians fight in talk show

Funny Indian Politicians

Asool-e-Wafa

Yeh mohabbat nahi asool-e-wafa hay Ghalib

Dost jaan to dete hain magar apni jaan ka number nahi dete...

An American Lady's Facebook Status

An American Lady updated her facebook status:

"We met...Fell madly in Love...Got engaged...Had a Lovely time...Then things turned sour...We separated n divorced....What a busy WEEKEND it was....."

Provoking Thought..

"Whoever said that Patience is a great virtue,....
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Candle in the Darkness

"Never feel bad if people remember you only in need. Feel privileged that you come in their mind like a candle in the darkness of their life...."

Donkey wearing Burmuda...

PPP Raja Riaz Mistakes English Press Conf

Pakistani polititians trying to speak English...

Pak Polititians trying to speak English

Jamhury Manjan (Democratic Tooth Powder))

Victory & History

One who wins without problems is just "Victory" But one who wins with lots of troubles that is "History"

Have a Nice DaY!

Mit jaey gunahoun ka..

Mit jaey gunahoun ka tasawwur hi is jahan se
Ager ho ye yaqin ke koi humain dekh raha hay

Head and Neck..

"It is said that Husband is the Head of the family But remember that Wife is the Neck of the family and ....Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants............."

EK khubsoorat haqiqat

"Insan jab kisi cheeze, ya insan, se darta hay to us se door bhagta hay Lekin jab ALLAH se darta hay to us ke aur qareeb ho jata hay..." Subhanallah.

Bohat Nayab Hote Hain...

Bohat Nayab hote hain, jinhain hum apne kehte hain

Lo tumhain bhi di ijazat ke tum anmol ho jao

Sacha Dost

Apki life ka best time, jab ap apne dost se bolo, "Yes i'm fine." aur wo apki aankho me dekh ker bole,


"Ok, chal ab bata problem kya hay?"

Haste makes waste...

The MD was inspecting the factory....He noticed a guy leaning against the wall, looking somewhere. He approached the man and asked him, " How much do you earn?" The guy was amazed and said, "2,000 sir"

MD took out his wallet and gave the guy 6,000 and said to him, " I pay people here to work and not to waste time... this is your salary and now get out of here, NEVER come back..."

The man took the money and just disappeared.

The MD now looked at other workers and asked, "Who was that guy?"

Workers replied, " He was the Pizza Delivery guy sir"...

Altaf Hussain...

Baray Azeem hote hain wo log, Jo khud ro ker doosron ko hansate hain

Jaise ke....
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"ALTAF HUSSAIN"

Attitude Adjustment....

If you can't find the Brighter side of Life then polish the Dark side because "Attitude Adjustment" is the only instrument to live Life...

Amazing Truth

" People fight for Religion, People die for Religion, But People do not follow Religion"

For a better and happy life...

For a better and happy life always follow two rules:

1. Don't speak when you are angry.
2. Don't take their words seriously when others are angry.

Jab Murghi Anda...

Jab murghi anda free mein daiti hay to bazar mein 8 rupay ka kiun milta hay?



Aj nahi bolo gay to kal bhugto gay...




Khamoshi Ka Boycott...

Possibilities and Problems...

"When you focus on Problems, you'll have more Problems But when you focus on Possibilities, You'll have more Opportunities..."

Choose Best Place...

"A drop of water falls in a lake has no identity But if it falls on a leaf of Lotus, it shines like Diamond. SO choose best place where you can Shine!"

People Falling Hard

Women are confusing...

Women are confusing... They hate it when you ask how old they are.
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Only intelligent people can solve this!

Only intelligent people can solve this....

A person forgot his 5 digit pin code but remembers some hints...

1. 1st digit is square of 2nd digit.
2. Sum of 2nd and 3rd digit makes 10.
3. 4th digit is 2nd digit + 1.
4. Sum of 5th and 3rd digit makes 14.
5. Sum of all 5 digits = 30

What's the pin code????

(Plz Comment/Reply)

An Excellent thought about Life....

An Excellent thought about Life....

"Listen to Everyone and Learn from Everyone because Nobody knows Everything but Everyone knows Something"

The most painful thing....

Quotable Quote:

"The most painful thing in life is losing yourself in the process of valuing someone too much and forgetting that you are Special too!"

How are your Grades?

Father: How are your grades son?

Son: "Underwater" Dad.

Father: Underwater? What do you mean?

Son: They're below "C" level!!!

Kiun Ke Wo Janta hai...

Kisi pe trust karo to us bache ki tarha jisko ap hawa me uchalo to wo hansta hai darta nahi kiun ke wo janta hai ke neeche "Kamran Akmal" nahi!!!

You don't deserve to be Loved...

"Love is the other name of respect. If you can't respect your loved one then you don't deserve to be Loved..."

The Japanese have produced...

The Japanese have produced a camera which has such a fast shutter that it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut............>!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hitler said.....

Hitler said, "I suggest you to do War but never Love because in War either you Live or you Die but in Love neither you Live nor you Die....."

Pain and Rain

Pain and Rain have a strong bonding. When you are in deep pain you cry like a heavy rain

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When you see rain you miss your loved one and feel the same pain....

You are driving in car...

You are driving in car on a rainy night. you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady whose about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. A perfect man/woman you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer to come in your car, knowing that there can be only one passenger in your car?

This question was once used as part of a job application. There were 2000 applicants for that job.The only candidate out of 2000 who was hired said this;

"I will give the car keys to my old friend and let him/her take the old lady to the hospital. I will stay behind with my dream girl/boy in the rainy night and wait for the bus."

Think Beyond Limitations!

Super Insult!

Maths Teacher: "When i was in your age i got 100/100 in maths"

Student: " Ya! May be Your teacher was a good one!"

A Good Plan of Today...

"A good plan of today is better than a great plan of tomorrow, look backward with satisfaction and look forward with confidence..."

Good Luck n Have a Nice Day!

Confidence...

"A mountain is not higher than your confidence because it will be under your feet if you reach the top..."


Have a Nice Day!

I miss your smile...

A lovely quote dedicated to all my lovely friends:

"I miss your smile a lot but i miss my own smile more, which always comes just because of you...."

ALLAH is the Best Listener...

ALLAH is the Best Listener...You don't need to shout nor cry out loud because HE hears even the very silent prayer of a Sincere heart....

Have a Nice Day!

Don't Lost A Full Book....

Mistake is a single page in a part of life but relation is a book of dictionary so don't lose a full book for a single page...

Have Nice Day!

If you can Smile...

If you can smile at the moment when you are completely broken then remember ... There is nothing in this world that can break you next time...

Have Nice Day!!!

Fight between you and Yourself...

Don't see others doing better than you. Beat your own records because Success is a fight between "YOU" and "YOURSELF"....

Cut Misunderstanding.....

When nails are grown we cut nails "Not Fingers". Similarly, when our misunderstandings are raising we should cut misunderstandings "Not Relations"....

Pathar ki masjidon mein...

"Dilon ki emarton mein kahin bandagi nahi....

Aur Pathar ki mashidon mein Khuda dhoondtey hain log..."

Distances never separates...

Distances never separates any relations and closeness never builds any relations. If feelings are true and honest, then relations will always remain there....

Yaar Anmulle

It was happening in a hospital..

It was happening in a hospital that ICU patients died in same bed every Sunday at 11 am....Doctors thought it is something Super Natural.. A team of experts from all over the world was formed to investigate the case... Next Sunday few minutes before 11 am all the doctors and nurses stood near the bed and start observing.... then suddenly "A Part Time Sweeper" entered the ICU, Unplugged the Life Support System of that bed and Plugged in his Mobile Charger!!!

A Calamity that..

A calamity that makes you turn to ALLAH is better for you than a blessing which makes you forget the remembrance of ALLAH.

Second Chance..

"You never get a second chance to make a first impression and you never born for the second time to make this life good, so make it now..."

Have A Nice Day.

Pakistani Cricketers who took Phutta from schools...English

AFRIDI Punjaagi

High Level of Confidence

Teacher: If you tell me where is ALLAH, i'll give u 100 Rupees.


Student: Sir, I'll give you Millions if you tell me where is not ALLAH.....

Sardar to Judge..

Judge: Tum teesri bar adalat aye ho, Tumhe sharam nahi ati?


Sardar: Oh janab tusi te roz anday O, Tuwano te Duub ke mar jana chahi da ay!!!

Update from Mohali, India

Update from Mohali, India...

Misbah-Ul-Haq                        not out                            99* runs from 3,094 balls

At stumps, Day 4.

Thanks.

A gem can not be polished..

"A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials."
(Chinese Proverb)

Why i succeed...

"I’ve failed over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed."

Distances...

Sometimes you run away not just to create distances...But to see who cares enough to run behind you...!