Great writer Ishfaq Ahmed....

Great writer Ishfaq Ahmed says:

(translation in English)

"It is our Good Luck that we believe that ALLAH is One but Bad Luck for us is that we do not listen even once what ALLAH wants us to be or do...."

Try to Give others...

One little boy went to an ice cream shop and asked :"How much a large cup costs?"


Waiter: "Rs.15/="

The boy started counting how much he had in his pocket. Then he asked: "How much a small cup costs?"

Waiter: "Rs.12/="
 The boy asked for a small cup. He had it paid the bill and left.

When the waiter came to pick the empty cup, he had tears in his eyes to see that boy had left Rs.3/= as tip for him!

Always try to give something to every one out of whatever little you have.

Insaan ki Pehchan...

Insaan ki pehchan "ILM" se nahi balky ache "Ikhlaq" se hoti hay, kiun ke "ILM" to Iblees ke pass bhi bohat tha lekin wo ache "Ikhlaq se mehroom tha.

Baap Ki Shan

"BAAP KI SHAN"


1) BAAP ka ihtram kro ta k tumhari Olad tumara ihtram kre,

2) BAAP ki batain ghor se suno ta k dosron ki na sunni pren,

3) Bap k samne oncha na bolo warna ALLAH tumhe neecha kr dega,

4) Bap k samne nazar jhuka k rakho ta k ALLAH tumhe dunia me buland kre,
 
5)Bap ki sakhti bardasht kro ta k baa-kamal ho sako
 
6)Bap k anso tumhary dukh se na giren wrna ALLAH tumhe JANNAT se gira de ga.

Ahadees-E-Nabvi (Peace Be Upon Him)

1. Logo se milte waqt muskurana
2. Andhe ko rasta dikhana
3. Raste se pathar hatana
4. Jab Mareez ki ayadat ko jao to us se apne liay dua k liay kaho, kiun k mareez ki dua Farishton ki dua ki tarha hoti hay.
5. Sarsabz-o-Shadab rahe ga wo shaks jisne meri hadwws suni  aur dosron tak pohanchai..

Have A Nice Day!

Definition of Life...

Never accept the definition of Life from others, Its your Life, So define it by your self.......

I Thank ALLAH...

"I thank ALLAH for stitching some beautiful people in to the fabric of my life. Their colorful pattern, personalities and purity adds richness to who i am.  
I pray that : "May Almighty ALLAH bless them with health, wealth , wisdom and prosperity. May ALLAH decrease their sorrows, problems and enemies and may ALLAH keep all my precious Threads strong, safe and powerful forever" (Ameen)

Have a Nice Day!!!

GASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...........

A man writing his diary...

A man writing in his diary....

I'm an ideal man. I don't smoke, drink or go to night clubs.

I'm loyal to my wife and don't flirt with strange women.

I sleep at eight o'clock at night and wakes up early in the morning at 6am.

BUT

All this will be changed as soon as i get out of PRISON!!!

Great Azizi "Praising the Govt. of Pakistan" on price hikes

"Old Friends Are Gold"

Old friends are Gold
New Friends may be "Diamond", if you get Diamond don't ever forget the "Gold" because to hold a Diamond you normally needs a base of "Gold"....

What is MBNP?

What is the meanings of MBNP?
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Nahi pata?
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M= Mujhe
B= Bhi
N= Nahi
P= Pata

New Pakistani Cricket Team

PCB has announced New Pakistani Team:

Coach: Khuwab Alam

Team:
1. Dam it Shahzad
2. Over Kamal
3. Bonus Khan
4. Shoaib Jhalak
5. Misbah-Ul-Duck
6. Shoda Afridi
7. Kamran Kumble
8. Sad Shafique
9. Umer Bull
10. Shoaib Kambakht
11. Saed Chawal

Extras:
1. Danish Malaria
2. Ajmal Qassab

Kam Zarf..

Kisi ne Kam Zarf, to kisi ne Aala Zarf jana mujhe...

Jiska jitna Zarf tha, usne utna pechana mujhe...

The Change...

Nothing can be changed by just changing the Face But everything can be changed by facing the Change....

Have a Nice Day!!!

More Sufiyana Kalam

Kai Haji Ban Ban Aaye Ji
Gal Neele Jaame Paaye Ji
Hajj Vech Take Lae Khaaye Ji
Per Eh Gahl Keehnu Bhaaye Ji
Kadi Baat Sachi Vi Rukdi Eh
Ik Nukte Vich Gahl Mukdi Eh

Ik Nuqte Vich Gal Mukdi Eh
Ik Nuqte Vich Gal Mukdi Eh
Pharh Nukta Chourh Hisabaan Nu
Pharh Nukta Chourh Hisabaan Nu
Ik Nuqte Vich Gal Mukdi Eh
Ik Nuqte Vich Gal Mukdi Eh

Ek Nuqte Vich Gal Muqdi Ay (Sufiyana Kalam)

Relation between ALLAH and HUman

The basic fact of relation between ALLAH and Human is that "ALLAH Gives, Gives and Forgives, while "Human Gets, Gets and Forgets.....

Husband n Wife Fighting...

Husband and wife were fighting... Husband akhir mein bola "Begum yeh masala humein LArai se nahi Aqal se hal karna chahiye.:


Bivi boli " Haan haan! Ta ke tum Jeet Jao.....

Past is Experience...

Past is Experience, Present is Experiment, Future is Expectations......

Use your Experience in your Experiments to get your Expectations...

Wish you a Happy Life!!!

Teri Rehmaton pe hay munhasir...

Teri Rehmaton pe hay munhasir mere har amal ki qubuliyat

Na mujhe saliq-e-iltija, Na mujhe shaoor-e-namaz hay

Relationships...

You don't pay attention to a part of body until it pains.....

Don't let it happen in Relationships.....

Heart - A golden pot

Heart is not a dustbin to dump all the worries of your life.... It is a golden pot for collection of sweet moments of life!!!

Be Happy Always........

China Cricket Kiun Nahi khelta?

China Cricket Kiun Nahi khelta?
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Technical problem hay...
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Sab k face ek jaise hain, jo out ho jae wohi moo dho ker phir se aa sakta hay....

Last Night I had a Dream...

Last Night I had a Dream

I was talking to an Angel about you..

I asked him "Why i have a friend like you?"

He replied...
"It is the result of your bad actions..."

Tum Arzoo k diye jala k ....

Tum arzoo k diye jala k ALLAH se achi umeed rakhna

Khizaan k mousam ki rukhsati pe, Bahar-e-Gul ki umeed rakhna

Wo tera Rab hay, Wo tera apna, Usi ko apna Habib rakhna

Usi se karna tu dil ki batain, Tu ankh mein ik nami si rakhna

Wo tera Rab hay, Wo tera Aqa, Usi se raz-o-niaz rakhna

Usi se ghum ki kahani kehna, Ghamon ka dil me dihan Na rakhna

Raheem hay Wo Kareem hay, tu Rab ko apne aziz rakhna

Hay sans se bhi qareeb tar Wo, Usi ko apne qareeb rakhna

Chase your Dreams...

Every morning you have two choices....

Continue your sleep with Dreaming

OR

Wake up and chase your Dreams...

Choice is Yours....

Zalim ne itni pee hy...

Main sar k bal gira tha gunahon k bojh se
Dunia samajh rahi thi k sajde me para hay
Sajde mein jab gaya to logo ne ye kaha
Zalim ne itni pee hay k Madhosh para hay.....

ALLAH always knows....

Lots of things go unquestioned, & Lots of questions go unanswered,
Few words go unsaid & Few go unheared,
Some Dreams are born dead & Some are burried alive,
Thats LIFE..
Some flowers grow best in the sun others do well in the shade!

ALLAH always knows what is best for us. So He puts us where we grow the best!
Always hope for the best and trust Almighty ALLAH.

He is everywhere and never lets any one alone!

5 Cheezain

5 cheezain kabhi bhi aa sakti hain....

"HUM"

"Humari Call"

"Hamara SMS"

"Hamari Yaad"


Or

"Humari yaad se apke face pe SMILE"


AA gai na .... KEEP SMILING!!!

Taqdeer to Khuda Likhta hy

Apne hathon ki hatheli per uska Naam to likh liya SAHIL...


Per yeh na socha k Taqdeer to khuda likhta hay....

Happiness and Smile

Happiness is more important than smile.....

Because

Smile comes from Lips BUT Happiness comes from Heart...

Pyas ka sehra

Phir kisi pyas k sehra mein mujhe neend aye "Sagar"


Aur mein khuwab mein mangoon tujhe paani ki tarha.....

Making LIfe Spicy!

Is ur life boaring? Then Type "I LOVE" <space> ur GF/BF Name and send it to all ur relatives...


Just try it.....in few minutes ur life will be Full of Fantastic Dramas!!!!

Bush and Obama

(It is a joke but like reality)

Bush and Obama were sitting together, a man asked what are you two are planning for now?

Bush: We are planning for 3rd World War and this time around we'll kill 140 Million Muslims and KATRINA KAIF (The Indian Actress).

Man asked: Why you are planning to kill Katrina Kaif?

Bush to Obama: I told you nobody will ask about the killing of 140 Million Muslims!!!!!

Kamran Akmal

Yaar 19 March 2011 ko kisi Australian Cricketer ki birthday to nahi? Check ker k batana zaroor, its urgent.....
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(A SMS from KAMRAN AKMAL, PAKISTANI WICKET KEEPER)

WIFE & HUSBAND

Wife: Aaj tum udas kiun ho?

Husband: Aaj meri maa aur behan alag ho gai'n...

Wife: Koi baat nahi ab mein aa gai hoon tumhari maa behan aik ker doongi.....

LIFE & TIME

LIFE & TIME are the best teachers, LIFE teaches us the use of TIME and

TIME teaches us the value of LIFE....

Wish you a Happy LIFETIME

Wo rootha is qadar

Wo rootha is qadar k manaya na gaya

Door hua itna k pass bulaya na gaya

Dil to dil tha samandar ki rait nahi

Likh dia jo naam tera to mitaya na gaya...

Pyar

Zaroori to nahi jo khushi de usi se mohabbat ho...

Pyar to aksar dil torne walon se bhi ho jata hy....

The softness of a person

The softness of a person's nature doesn't mean weakness because nothing is softer than water but its force can break the strongest rocks!!!

A Student was asked

A student was asked to write a signboard for the traffic rules near his school and he wrote...."Drive carefully...! Don't kill the students, wait for the Teachers!!!!!!!

LAZINESS

Laziness is the mother of all the bad habbits.....
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But ultimately she is a mother & we should respect her!!!!!

Allama Iqbal to a Bird

Allam Iqbal ne prinde (Bird) se poocha "Kya tumhain asman se girne ka nahi hay dar?...


Prinde ne kaha...............

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Iqbal please yar itna mat socha kar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shahid Afridi's MSG to ALL Pakistanis

Tamam Pakistanio ko inform kia jata hy k har match nahi jeet sakty kyun ke baki teams kia MELA dekhne ai hain.....


PUBLIC MSG FROM
SHAHID AFRIDI
Captain Pakistan Cricket Team

Kamran Akmal

The US Administration will be happy to know that after losing pretty badly to NZ, Raymond Davis is no longer the most hated man in Pakistan....................................................KAMRAN AKMAL has replaced him.......................SUCCESSFULLY!!!!

ADVICE SMS

Kisi insan ki khushi ki wajah bano, khushi ka hissa nahi

aur kisi insan ke dukh ka hissa bano, dukh ki wajah nahi

May ALLAH Bless You. Ameen

Mix SMS

1. Pakistan ki nojwan nasal ke bigarne ki wajah????

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internet????
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mein bataun?
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1st Year ki urdu ki gazalain...Ache se ache bachay ko Ashiq bana daiti hain...


2.  Teacher: Define Newton's Law.

Student: Pora nahi ata, akhir se ata hy

Teacher: Chalo akhir sy suna do

Student: ...and this is called Newton's Law :)


3. Exam ki raat ko student ne toss kya

Head aya to Sona hy aur tail aya to film dekhna hy, aur khara raha to gana sune gy..

aur agar hawa mein raha to puri raat Parhai......


4. Classical Insult:

Larka thokar lgne se Gadhay ke paon mein gir gaya, pas se guzarti hui larki boli : Baray bhai k paon choo rahe ho

Larka Bola:           Jee Bhabhi......

5. Admi sharab ka glass samnay rakh kr ghamzada baitha tha....dost aa ker sath baith gaya usko thapki daite hue glass utha k aik hi ghoont me pee gaya aur bola suna jigar q udas baitha hy?

Admi bola : yar aj to din hi bura hy, subha bv se jhagra ho gaya, raste main gari kharab, office se late ho gaya, boss ne nikal dia, gf chor gai ab khudkushi k liay ZEHAR pene laga tha wo glass tu pee gaya....apna to din hee bura hy.....