A bus full of housewives...

A bus full of housewives was going around the islands. The bus crashed and everyone died, people cried for a week. A man was still crying after 2 weeks, when asked why he still crying he said. "my wife missed the bus...!"

Experience...

Good decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision...This is life, so don't worry for any mistake.

"Chance..."

A hopeless man feels difficulty in every chance and a hopeful man feels a chance in every difficulty.

Best way to propose a girl...

Best way to propose a girl: Take her to sea. Make her sit in a boat and then take the boat in the middle of the sea then say... "Marry Me?" "Warna Utar" (Otherwise get off) Lolz!

Impressing his date?????????

To impress his date, a young man took her to a very nice Italian Restaurant. He picked up the menu and ordered the "Giuseppe Spomdaluccio..." Waiter: Sorry Sir, that's the name of the Owner...!

Meri Maa ne Pakaey Aalu Anday...

"CHIKNI"

Class teacher ne students se "My Class Teacher" par essay likhne ko kaha. Thori dair baad 1 student ne uth kar poocha...
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"Miss! CHIKNI ko English mein kya kehte hain...!"

Earing in the car????????

A man meets a friend after a long time and notices he is wearing an earing.

Man: "When did you start wearng an earing?"

Friend: " Ever since my wife found one in my car...!"

Forgive and Forget

Sometimes you have to forgive and forget.

I FORGIVE them for hurting me and FORGET they even exist.

LIFE is not about worries...

If you have food in your fridge, clothes on your body, a roof over your head and a place to sleep...you are richer than 5% of the entire world.

If you have money in your wallet, a little change and can go anywhere you want...you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness ...you are more blessed than the millions of people who won't survive this week and die.

If you can actually READ this message and understand it...you are more fortunate than the 3 billion people in the world who can not see or suffer being mentally retarded...

LIFE is not about worries...!

Self Control...???????????

People smoke & drink for a few days and get addicted to it.

I'm studying since childhood but still not addicted to studying... This is known as "SELF CONTROL"

Abbay de qameez...

Math teacher student se: Agar tumhari 1 pocket mein Rs.1000 hon aur 2sri pocket mein Rs.2000 hon to tum kia socho ge?

Student: O! mein kittey abbay di qameez tey nai pa lai...!

Black GF..

A black boy to his black girl friend in black dress on a romantic night out near the sea shore asked her...
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Honey!
Where are you??????????

Crises in a country...

Crises in a country is not due to violence of bad people but due to the silence of good people...!

A drop of Dew...

If a drop of dew falls in a lake, it loses its identity 'UNNOTICED'

If it falls in the mud, it becomes part of it 'UNWANTED'

If it falls on a rose, it shines 'APPRECIATED'

If it falls on a shell, it becomes a pearl 'PRECIOUS'

The drop is the same but it is the Company that Matters...!

Naseehat roz bikti hai...

Naseehat roz bikti hai, Aqeedat roz bikti hai
Tumhare shehar mein logo Mohabbat roz bikti hai

Ameer-e-Shehar ke dar ka abhi mohtaaj hai mazhab
Abhi mulla ke fatwon mein Shriyat roz bikti hai

Hamare khoon ko bhi wo kisi din baich dale ga
Kharidaron ke jhurmat mein Adalat roz bikti hai

Najane lutf kiya milta hai un ko roz bikne mein
Tawaif ki tarha logo QAYADAT roz bikti hai

Kabhi masjid ke mimber per kabhi hujray mein chup chup ker
Mere waaiz ke lahjay mein Qayamat roz bikti hai

Bari lachaar hain Saqi Jabinein in gareebon ki
Ke majboori ki mandi mein Ibadat roz bikti hai...

Cinderella's shoe??????????

If Cinderella's shoe fits perfectly,......
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then why did it fall off?????????????

Never make yourself a....

Never make yourself a cigarette, so that people crush and dump you after you are done. Make yourself a DRUG let them die to get you...!

Shak ki inteha...

Shohar: Darling! I will love you for the next 1000 years...

Biwi: Os tu baad kis maa kol jana ee chawla...!!!

Defining success...

Two things define your success in life:

1. The way you MANAGE when you have nothing...

2. And the way you BEHAVE when you have everything!

"Uff"

Girl: Is suit ki kya price hai?

Dukandaar: 1500

Girl: "Uff"

aur wo pink waly ki price kya hai?

Dukandaar: "Uff" + "Uff"

Rumors........Idiots

When I'm Right...

Everyone makes mistakes...

So true....but for most of the people it's difficult to follow...

Thousands of yesterdays...

Thousands of yesterdays have gone.
Millions of tomorrows may come
BUT
there is only "ONE TODAY"

Enjoy your today with lots of Smile & Happiness!

Ek baat boloon???

Wife: Ek baat boloon?


Husband: Nahi....!!!

People are not beautiful...

"People are not beautiful as they look, as they walk, as they wear. People are beautiful how they are sincere, how they care & how they share."

Have a nice day!

Khuloos-E-Niyat

BAT SAJDON KI NAHI KHULOOS-E-NIYAT KI HOTI HAI
AKSAR LOG KHALI HATH LAUT ATAY HAIN HER NAMAZ K BAD .....

SILENT MESSAGE TO ALL MUSLIMS... 

keep remember me in ur Prays.... Regards

Possible and Impossible

Never try to go back & repair the past which is

"Impossible"

But be prepared to construct the future which is

"Possible"

The Truth...

Truth is like oil in water. No matter how much of water you add, it always floats on top.

Tragedies of Boys...

1. Good girls are not Good Looking.
2. Good looking girls are not Good Girls.
3. Good looking & Good girls are not Single.
4. Good looking & Single Girls have Strong Brothers.
5. Good looking, Good, Single Girls without Brothers will treat Boys as their "Brothers"...!

LOLZ!

Definition of Happy Couple

He does what SHE WANTS and she does what SHE WANTS...!

45 Saal Ka Larka...

45 saal ka PhD "Larka" larki dekhne gaya. Larki ki maa dekh kar behosh hogai.

Hosh mein aa kar boli...
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20 Saal pehle ye mujhe bhi dekhne aya tha...!

Heeron Ki Mala

"Sacha dost agar rooth bhi jaye to usay bar bar manao kiun ke Heeron Ki Mala toot kar bhi heeron ki hee rehti hay."

Abbu kya karte hain

Teacher: Beta tumhare abbu kya karte hain?
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Student: Jo ammi kehti hain...!

Studies with regard to age

1 to 5 class student: Hey! I studied everything for exam!


6 to 8: one question was very hard so I left that question!


9 to 10: read only important questions.


11 to 12: I think 4 chapters are enough to get pass!


13 to 14: Yaar paper konsa hay! (Which paper is tomorrow?)


and in university...


Oye kamino! banda bata hee deta hay aaj paper hay ... mere kol te pen vi nai hega! ( You morons atleast you people can told me that today is exam day... i don't even have a pen with me...!)

Punishment....Firdous Ashiq Awan

Jin: What do yu want?

Boy: a beautiful girl....

Jin: If you are Muslim I'll give you Mahnoor Baloch.

If you are Hindu I'll give you Kareena Kapoor
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If you are Christian I'll give you Kate Winslet

What's your name?

Boy: Mian Vinod Fernandes

Jin gave him "Firdous Ashiq Awan" for trying to be over smart...!

The pain of losing a loved one...

The pain of losing a loved one is nothing when compared to the pain that is felt when...
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Biscuit falls into  tea due to over dipping :)

Best quote of Today's Generation

Best quote of Today's Generation:

"Oh GOD, give me patience....
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but please Hurry up...!"

Wo bazahir jo zamaane se khafa lagta hay...

Wo bazahir jo zamaane se khafa lagta hay
Hans ke bole bhi to dunya se juda lagta hay

Aur kuch dair na bhujne de isy Rabb-e-Sahar
Doobta chand mera dast-e-dua lagta hay

Jis se munh pher ke raste ki hawa guzri hay
Kisi ujre hue aangan ka diya lagta hay

Ab ke sawan main bhi zardi na gai chehron ki
Aose mosam main to jungle bhi hara lagta hay

Shehar ki bheer main khulte hain kahan uske nooqoosh
Aao tanhai main sochen ke wo kya lagta hay

Munh chupae hue guzra hay jo ehbaab se aaj
Uski aankhon main koi zakhm naya lagta hay

Ab to Mohsin ke tasawwur main utar Rabb-e-Jaleel
Is udaasi main to pathar bhi khuda lagta hay...

Rehman Malik and Steve Jobs

"I already died the day when Rehman Malik declared Apple as Banana."

Last word of
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Husband says: Sorry!

Husband makes a mistake. Wife shouts. Husband says: Sorry!


Wife makes a mistake. Husband shouts. Wife cries & Husband again says: Sorry!

The Product???

A qualified MBA Marketing student married a girl. After a year of tough life with her, finally he got angry & sent a note to his father-in-law"

"Your product is not according to my requirements"

The smart father-in-la replied:

"1 year warranty expired! Company is not responsible...!"

Relations are like...

Relations are like glass. A scratch on 1 side will reflect on the other side too. So always handle feelings carefully because that scratch can't be removed...!

Double Swari...

Police: Double swari per pabandi hai aur tum 4 beth ker ja rahe ho?

Student: (Pereshani se piche dekhte hue) Oay chawlo! 5wa kithay sut ay O? Treat te unney deni C?

LOLZ!

Combined Study????

Funny but true...

Combined study is meeting with friends...where all aspects of world are discussed except studies....!

Mother & Father Day

I'm not in this world...

Eye and Ears

Character and Reputation

Nice qoute

"If someone points out your mistakes, be happy that at least someone is there who is interested in your betterment."

Tips to play safe...

3 simple tips to play safe in the game of life...

1. Never promise when you are happy.
2. Never reply when you are angry.
3. Never decide when you are sad.


Have A Nice Day!

Method to Test B.P.

Method to test B.P. without machine.

Place the left hand on your heart.
Close the palm with full force.
Count the heart beats/min.
On 120th beat open the palm &
Start counting  back from 120 to 0.
Now raise the hand up & stand for 120 sec.
Now stand on one leg for 120 sec.
Now at once start running at 80 miles/hr for 80 min.
Now stop at once & just relax.
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"If you are smiling after reading this SMS, your B.P. is normal. If feeling angry please consult the physician."

LOLZ!

Changi hay na maari hay...

Bivi se zindagi banti hay Jannat bhi, Jhannum bhi

Yeh shadi apni fitrat mein na changi hai na maari hai

In a legal manner...

A signboard in front of a bank:

"Drive slow, do not kill our employees, leave them on us, its our duty. We do it in a LEGAL MANNER...!"

Height of Creativity

I have saved my girl friend's name as 'BATTERY LOW' so whenever she calls and I'm not around, my wife plugs in the charger...!

Definition of Life...

"Never accept the definition of LIFE from others. It is your life define it by yourself, the way you love, the way you hate, the way you sacrifice, the way you forgive. Because no one knows about YOU better than YOURSELF...!"

Gulab marne ka response...

Larki ke galon per pyar se gulab marne per response:

English girl: You are too naughty sweet heart...!

Urdu girl: Na karo janu...!

Punjabi girl: Banda Ban Haram Deya...!

Ki mazaq aye ....

1 Universe

9 Sayaare

204 Mulk

809 Jazeeray

7 Samandar

6 Billion Log

...Lekin...

Zardari feir vi Pakistan de hissay vich aya...!


Ki Mazaq ayyyyyy.....!

The jewelery shop...

An angry wife to her husband on the phone:
"Where the hell are you....????"

Husband: "Darling you remember that jewelry shop where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and I said "Baby It'll be yours one day"

Wife with a smile and blushing: "Yes I remember that my love!"

Husband: "I'm in the book shop just next to that shop...!"

Following your dreams...