Honeymooners....and the suitcases!

A new Bride was a bit embarrassed to knows as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.

He responded, "Sure, You carry the suitcases!" 

Wife....

A man received a message from his neighbor, "Sorry sir i'm using your Wife, i'm using day & night, i'm using when you are not present at home. Infact i'm using more than you are using. I confess this because now I feel very much guilt. Hope you will accept my sincere apology".

Man picked up his gun and shot his wife.

Few minutes later he received another message "Sorry sir typing mistake its not WIFE it's WIFI....."

KHUSH NASEEB KON

Girl Najoomi Se: Mere yeh saal kaisa guzre ga?

Najoomi: Es Saal tumhari shadi ho gi.

Girl: Mere do rishtay ay hain. Ek mamu ke betay ka aur doosra chachu ke betay kapata nahi kon Khush Naseeb ho ga.

Najoomi: Mamu ka beta khush naseeb ho ga........aur tumhari shadi chachu ke betay se ho gi!!!