GOD is always there..

We always feel that GOD never comes on time when we call HIM..But the truth is that HE is always on time but we are always in hurry...!

Side effects...

A man got "taweez" to control his wife. After 1 month he reports to peer..."No change in wife but neighbor's wife is in control."

Peer: It's called "Side Effects".

Reason for broken relations...

"I thought you were busy so I didn't disturb you..."

This is the main reason behind most broken relations. So keep disturbing whom you never want to lose...!

Alarm and Snooze

The most active person in the world, one who invented "Alarm". The laziest person in the world, one who invented "Snooze" in the alarm.

lolz!

Success, Brain & Thoughts

SUCCESS never depends on the size of our BRAIN. It always depends on the size of our THOUGHTS.

Love never dies...

Love never dies. It remains forever...

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Only partner changes...!
So keep loving the latest versions...!

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The funniest moment in our life...

The funniest moment in our life...?????

When we have no idea what to write in the exam paper and the invigilator comes and says...
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Hide your sheet....!

Great word by a Boxer...

Great word by a Boxer:

"Sometimes words are not enough to express your true feelings so....
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A PUNCH is necessary...!"

The Truth...

"Truth is always like oil in water. No matter how much of water you add, it always floats on top..."

Computer & Husband

Wife to husband: Darling, the computer is not working  as per my command...

Husband: Darling! It's a computer not a husband...!

Definition of A Female Nurse

Definition of A Female Nurse

A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal...lolz!

Zindagi ke do morr...

Yaad rakhna ..Zindagi mein hamesha 2 morr aate hain...
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Sajja te Khabba...!

Ab apki bari hay...

Girl: Paros wali aunty nujhe bohat tang karti hain..Jab bhi kisi ki shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench kar bolti "AB TUMHARI BARI HAY..."

Phir mein ne un ki ye aadat khatam arwa di.

Friend: Wo kaise?

Girl: Jab koi mar jata to main un ke gaal kheench kar bolti..."AB AAP KI BAARI HAY..."

Nice compliments..

Wife (standing in front of mirror), "I'm fat, old, wrinkled & no longer pretty. Will you still give me any compliments ?"

Husband: "Your eyesight is still excellent...!"

All flowers don't...

All flowers don't represent love but Rose did it.

All birds can't speak but Parrot did it.

No dog can lead a country but...He did it.....

Haan Haan Ji wohi...

Ideal larka......

Aik larki ne apne Facebook wall par likha: "Mein us admi se shadi karoon gi jo khud ro kar muje hansalay."

Aik larke ne comment kia: "To phir Altaf Hussain se kar lo...!"

LOLZ!

The Best Slogan...

Best slogan written on the toilet wall:

"Treat me well and Keep me clean, I'll not tell anyone what I have SEEN...!"

Beautiful words by a friend

Beautiful words by a friend:

"Always remember that if you fall, I'll pick you up for sure..after I finish laughing...:) "

A short walk...

A short walk is so difficult when no one walks with you...

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....A street dog is running behind you...!

New...

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure for one thing......either the car is new or the wife...!

Amazing fact:

Islamic calendar mein Pakistan, India, Bangladesh ke chand aur Saudi Arab, Afghanistan, Irq, Iran, America aur Peshawar ke chand mein aik din ka farq hota hay. Magar poori dunya mein Moharram ka chand aik hee din hota hay. Yeh kon sa chand hay jo Moharram mein to aik hee din nikalta hay magar Ramadan, Eid-Ul-Ezha mein aik din farq se nikalta hay?


Sochainnnnnnnnnnnnnnn............. 

Wife calling...

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That was a husband on the phone with his wife...!

Exchange of wants...

Little girls want Barbie dolls and boys want expensive cars...when they grow up, they exchange wants...lolz

2 basic rules about politics...

After fall of Nixon, David Gergen, a white house advisor to president, wrote:

"The received wisdom is that Watergate teaches us 2 basic rules about politics:

1. Never elect a man of Low Character to high office.

2. If president & his team do make a shocking mistake, a COVER UP is always worse than the crime."


Now compare it with "Memogate Scandal"...!!!

A message to every Pakistani....! 

FISH & SELFISH

A small "FISH" asked his mom, "Why do we live in water, why don't we live on land?"

Mom replied, "We are FISH that's why we live in water, SELFISH live on land...!"

5 Bachon ki Maa...

5 Bachon ki Maa tesri shadi kar rahi thi. Nikah ke waqt chota bacha rone laga aur dulha dar ke bhag gaya
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Kiun ke Maa boli: "Chup ho ja warna agli dafa sath nahi laoon gi...!"

The Company of Good People...

The company of good people is like the shop of perfumes. Whether you have bought perfume or not, you'll receive  a lot of good fragrance.
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THEOREM

Theorem: Human = Eat + Work + Sleep + SMS Donkey = Eat + Work + Sleep Hence, Human = Donkey + SMS Human - SMS = Donkey Hence, proved that Human without sending SMS is Donkey...!

Shakespeare & his wife

All girls are beautiful, after the lights are switched off. (Shakespeare) All boys are innocent before the lights are switched off. (Shakespeare's Wife).

Years of education

After so many years of education I just realized that...///////////////////////////////////////// Baba Black Sheep, twinkle Twinkle & ABCD all have the same Tune...! ..../////////////////////////Now don't get started please...!

Kuch DOST bohat yaad atey hain

Jab yaad ka qissa kholoon to Kuch DOST bohat yaad atey hain Main guzre pal jo sochoon to Kuch DOST bohat yaad atey hain Ab jaane konsi nagri mein Abad hain ja kar muddat se Main raat gaey tak jagoon to Kuch DOST bohat yaad atey hain Kuch batain thein phoolon jaisi Kuch lehjay they khushboo jaisey Ab Sher-e-Chaman mein tehloon to Kuch DOST bohat yaad atey hain Wo pa bhar ki narazgiyan Or maan bhi jana pal bhar mein Ab jab bhi khud se roothon to Kuch DOST bohat yaad atey hain