Sher KHUSRA

1 Pari ne dekha ke 1 sher, khargosh ke peechay bhag raha hay.

Pari ne dono ko rok kar bola, "Mein tum dono ki 3, 3 khuwahishain poori karoon gi..."

Sher: Mere ilawa is jungle ke tamam shero ko sherniyan bana do...

Khargosh: 1 Helmet chahiay...

Sher: Brabar wale jungle ke tamam sher, sherniyan bana do...

Khargosh: 1 bike de do...

Sher: Saari dunya ke sher, sherniyan bana do...

Khargosh ne bike start ki, helmet pehna aur bola: Is sher ko KHUSRA bana do...!

7 Wonders of Pakistan...(Funny)

7: Veena Malik

6: Meera

5: Sahir Lodhi

4: Rehman Malik

3: Altaf Bhai

2: Bhutto Ka Damad
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1: Tuk Tuk Tuk
(Haan wohi wohi)

Niagara Falls & Ladies...

Canadian Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls...This is the world's largest waterfall. The sound intensity of this waterfall is so high even 20 Super Sonic Jets passing can't be heard...
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Now may I request the Ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls...!!!

Dil Tarasta Hay...

Mil kar karte thay mazak jin ke sath
Aj un doston se milne ko Dil Tarasta hay

Har pal muskurate thay jo chehray
Aj unhein dekhne ko Dil Tarasta hay

Nafrat thi jis class room se
Aj usi class room mein behthney ko Dil tarasta hay

Zindagi ke sab se haseen wo pal
Aj wohi zindagi phir s jeene ko Dil Tarasta hay

MISS YOU ALL MY LOVELY FRIENDS...!

Wife & A Pack of Cigarettes..

What's the difference between "Wife" & "A Pack of Cigarettes"...

Both of them can make you SICK But at least the cigarettes come with a Warning....!

Confidence....!!!

Husband comes home early and sees wife with another guy.

Wife: Why are you early?

Husband: Who is he???

Wife: Don't try to change the topic please...!

The privilege of friendship

The privilege of friendship is that..

We can talk nonsense all the time... And the best thing is that... Nonsense is Understood, Discussed, And Respected...! 

5 things Indian movies taught...

1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil...!

2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut....You'll always choose the right one...!

3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up, but will show pain when a woman is trying to clean his wounds...!

4. A detective can solve a case only when he's suspended from the duty...!

and last but not the least...

5. If you decided to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps...!


lolz!

Choosing & Loosing...

Be SLOW in "choosing" friends and Too SLOW in "loosing" them...!

Little difference between Truth and Lie

Truth is a debit card "Pay First, Enjoy Later".

Lie is a credit card "Enjoy First, Pay Later".

Job Interview...

Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job???

Candidate: The company shifted their office....and didn't tell me where....! 

"Affection & Inspection"

If your wife kisses you when you come home late, remember its not AFFECTION its INSPECTION of alcohol, cigarette, perfume or lipstick...
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(Issued in public interest)

lolz!

Yoga classes???

Pappu had a habit of eating his finger nails. His parents sent him to Yoga classes for treatment.
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Now Pappu can eat nails of his feet also...!!!

Feel the difference...

The boy was rejected and a girl was selected in an interview because of same reason...

Dono ki shirt ka pehla button khula huwa tha... (top buttons of their shirts are OPEN!!!)

True Guidance

True guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest. It doesn't show everything at once, but gives enough light for the next step to be safe....

The weakest part of a relation...

The weakest part of a relation comes when one of the person has to give explanation to prove the TRUST...

The Single Finger....

The Single Finger that wipes your tears during your bad times is much better than the Ten Fingers that comes together to Clap on your success....

A Slap to "Modernization"

If showing your body makes you modern then ANIMALS are more modern than HUMANS....! (Dr. Zakir Naik)

Height of Good Luck!

Teacher: Hey! Stand Up. Tell me two pronouns....

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Student: Who? Me?
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Teacher: Very Good. Sit Down...!

The hardest moments...

The hardest moments are not those when tears roll down your eyes....it's when you have to hide the tears in your eyes with a smile....