Change...

An interesting thought...

An interesting thought;

"If you don't act foolish while you are young, you won't have anything to smile about when you are old...!"

For Cell Phone Users..

A silent message for cell phone users:

"Mobile phone may get you closer to the people who are far away BUT it takes you away from people sitting next to you..."

Strange but True!

The Biker and the Girl.

A biker stops a young girl who's just about to jump off a bridge.

He asks her: "If you don't mind give me the final kiss before you jump!"

She quietly accepted & gave him one of the deepest kisses ever...

When she finished he said: Wow! this is the best kiss I ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. Why are you committing suicide?"

She replied:
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"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl and my name is "Basheer...!"

What you have lost...

Do not count what you have lost. Just see what you have now because past never comes back but sometimes future can give you back your lost things...!

Have a nice life!

Coincidence...!

Girl: I hate you...
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Boy: What a coincidence...!

Build 3 factories in your life:

1. Ice Factory in Brain.
2. Sugar Factory in Tongue
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3. Love Factory in Heart

Then

Your life will be "Satis-Factory"

Deaf Frog

Frogs had a competition to reach top of the hill. All frogs shouted its impossible but 1 frog reached the top because He was Deaf...

Moral: Be Deaf Towards Negativity...!

Comments: The question is if the frog was deaf then how the hell he know about the competition...! Rubbish...!

Bank and A-Loan

I am looking for a Bank which can...
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"Give me a loan, and leave me alone...!"

A new element added...

A new element added to the Periodic Table.

Name: Girl

Symbol: GL

Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!

Physical Properties: Boils at anytime, Can freeze at anytime, Melts if handled with Love & Care and Very bitter if misshandled.


Chemical Properties: Very reactive, Highly unstable, Posses strong affinity for gold, platinum, clothes & other precious items, Money reducing agent, and Volatile when left alone.

Occurrence: Mostly found in front of mirror...

I liked the simplicity of ....

I liked the simplicity of this line:

"Sincere friends are like blood, though they are not seen over skin but they come out when we are wounded."

When I Cry...

I don't need a lot of people who are ready to cry when I DIE....

I only need just ONE person who is ready to DIE when I CRY...

Art of Life

Living in the favorable and unfavorable situations is called PART OF LIFE

But

Smiling in all situations is called ART OF LIFE.

Punjabi Moms

Best mom in the world is Punjabi mom who never lets her child cry...Whenever she sees tears in her baby's eyes, she says............................"hun munh aape band karen ga kay lawaan jutti..."

Trial and Error

"I didn't have many of the materials that the books discussed, but I learned through trial and error."
(Nelson Mandela).

Love and Brave Tigers

"Love is that beautiful forest where Brave Tigers are killed by the attractive eyes of beautiful Deers."

Friendship is not History...

Friendship is not History to forget, not Maths to calculate, not Language to translate....
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"It's only the Chemistry that reacts between two hearts."

Have A Nice Day!

Live simply...

If wealth is the secret to happiness then the rich should be dancing on the streets. But only poor kids do that.

If power ensures security then officials should walk unguarded. But those who live simply sleep soundly.

If beauty and fame bring ideal relationship then celebrities should have the best marraiages.

So...

Live simply,
Walk humbly,
& Love genuinely.

Have a great life...!

Pakistan is such a ...

Pakistan is such a nice country where....

Nobody wants to study in government schools,

Nobody wants to be treated in government hospitals,

Nobody wants to travel by government transport,

Nobody wants to deal with government department,

BUT

Everybody wants Government Jobs...!

Smart Answers...

Principal: Are you chewing gum?
Student: No sir I'm human being...

Wife: We are having mother for dinner tonight.
Husband: Make sure she is well cooked...

Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when I take exams...

Guest: Will these stairs take me to the 2nd floor?
Boy: No, you'll have to walk as well...

Girl: I've changed my mind.
Boy: Thanks GOD!!! Does the new one work...???

Loveless Life...

Loveless life is a fruitless tree

But

Friendless life is a rootless tree.

A tree can live without fruit but not without roots.

So never lose your good friends...

The Boss

Dr. to woman: "Has there been any insanity in your family?"

Woman: "Yes doctor. My husband thinks that he's the boss...!"

Memon Couple

A memon couple was outside a mall in Makkah. A rich arab shiekh met them. After salam, he asked where they from? "Pakistan" memon replied. Looking at the wife arab said, "I'll give you100 camels for her". Memon looked stunned, there was a long silence. Finally, he replied, "She's not for sale". After arab left wife asked, "Ghaffar what took you so long to answer?"
Memon replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back to Karachi, it is financially not viable."

If time...

If time doesn't wait for you.

Don't worry...

Just remove the battery from the clock 'n' enjoy life...!

LOL!

Steven Spielberg and A Chinese

A Chinese walks in to a bar in America and saw Steven Spielberg there. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him and asked for his autograph. Instead Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese bombed our Pearl Harbour get out of here..."

The astonished Chinese man replied that "it was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour it was the Japanese."

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese you are all the same" replied the Spielberg

In return Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship..."

Shocked Spielberg replies, "It was the Iceberg that sank the ship not me..."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Sielberg, Carlsberg, you are all the same...!"

You get rich naturally...

You get rich naturally as you grow old:

Silver in your hair

Gold in your teeth

Sugar in your blood

Stones in your kidney

& never ending supply of GAS...!

commitment

1 bar jo mein commitment ker loon to phir apne ap ki bhi nahi sunta

2 bar ker loon to apne baap ki bhi nahi sunta

3 bar ker loon to...
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Meri bhi koi nahi sunta...!
(Zulfiqar Mirza)


LOL!

Kamyab hone ke liay...

Kamyab hone ke liay manzil zaroori hay

aur

Usay pane ke liey khuwab

aur

Khuwab dekhne ke liey neend

To apni manzil ki taraf barho aur SO JAO...!

If the worgue of time...

If the worgue of time is ristol by you and you are perdising it...

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Neeche to aise dekh rahe ho jaise oopar ki sari english samajh aa gayi...!

....Thank GOD!!!!!

A junior in a office dialed boss number by mistake and said: Hey, send a coffee in my room in 2 minutes.
Boss shouted: Do you know with whom you are talking?
Junior: No.
Boss: I'm Boss of this office.
Junior in the same tone: Do you know with whom you are talking?
Boss: No.
Junior said: Thank GOD and disconnected the phone...!

Baap ka Paisa...

Q: Why is "Ye meri maa ki dua hay" written on taxis, rickshaws and buses usually?

A: Because Civics n Corollas are mostly the result of "Baap Ka Paisa"....

Try & Cry (Funny)

Try this its fun.
Take your mobile phone. Select vibrate mode and put it in water. Now call from land line. Your mobile phone will start swimming.It's a new game called...
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"Try & Cry"


LoL!

Girte hain log sajdon mein...

Girte hain log sajdon mein apni hasraton ki khatir IQBAL

Agar Ishq-e-Khuda mein gire hoty to aj mekhano ki jagah masjidain aabad hotien

Pencils, Pens and Mistakes

We used pencils when we were children but now we use pens. Do you know why?
Because Mistakes in childhood can be erased but not now...
Strange but true...

Have  A Good Day!

This world has not...

"Don't expect the circumstances to be always in your favor because this world has not been created for you alone... !"

Have a Nice Day!

The best way to live in Karachi...

The best way to live in Karachi with Peace...
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I'm Pathan, my name is Altaf Hussain. I speak Sindhi and live in Baloch Colony with my Punjabi family.

Zulfiqar Mirza Bhai

Zulfiqar Bhai...
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Thora WAPDA ko bhi......

Apology from Cable Network in Pakistan

We are extremely sorry. We admit that by mistake "Cartoon Network" was broadcasted Live on all news channels yesterday (i.e. 09th September 2011) for over 3 mind pinching hours.

Sorry for inconvenience.

(LOL Hilarius)

Be Faida Hay Zeast...

Be Faida Hay Zeast Mein Ahbaab Ka Hujoom

Pur Khaloos Jo Mil Jaye To Ik Shakhs Bohat Hay

The most beautiful feeling....

The most beautiful feeling in the world?

When you try to look at your friend and you find that your friend is already looking at you...
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Location: "Examination Hall"

Pappu, Bablu aur Altaf Hussain

Altaf Bhai  school visit kerne gaya.

Class mein aa kar bola: Piyare bacho sawal pochne hon to pocho.

Pappu: Sir mere  sawal hain...
1. Ap Pakistan kiun nahi jate?
2. Kia MQM siyasi jamaat hai?
3. MQM election kaise jit'ti hai?

Is se pehle ke Altaf Hussain jawab deta, halftime ki bell baj gai

AFTER BREAK...

Now Bablu...
Sir mere 5 sawal hain. Sawal 1, 2, 3 Pappu wale

Sawal 4: Halftime ki bell 20 minute pehle kaise baj gai?
Aur akhri aur sab se eham sawal.........
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Never trust...

Never trust the doubted and never doubt the trusted.

GOD has given us the "Real Eyes"
to "Realize" the "Real Lies"...

Think twice and act wise...

Hieght of Nalaiqi (Dumbness)

Dad: Why didn't you go for exam?
Son: Paper was tough.
Dad: Without going how do you kn ow?
Son: Paper was leaked  days ago...

Brilliant Answers...!

Brilliant answers by Brilliant Students:

Q: In which battle did Tipu Sultan died?
A: In his last battle...!

Q: Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A: At the bottom of the page...!

Q: In which state Ravi flows?
A: Liquid state...!

Q: What's the main reason for divorce?
A: Marriage...!

Indian Cricket Team

A media comment on Indian Cricket Team's defeat in England...

"Indian players are like Faithful Husbands, they only perform at HOME...!"

TV Remote Control

While making payment a woman searched her wallet. The cashier noticed a TV remote control in her purse.

"Do you always carry your TV remote?", Cashier asked.

"No", she said, "It is because my husband refused to come shopping with me."

Every woman is...

Every woman is beautiful...

Sometimes it takes only a few more drinks to realize it...!

Sincere Friend

Nice lines from a sincere friend:

"I can't promise to solve all your problems but I can promise that you will not have to face them alone...!!!"

Pagal

1 pagal doosre pagal se (mayusi ke sath): Sab log humein pagal kiyun kehte hain? Ham aisa kia karte hain?

Doosra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar, ye le Leemoo aur Lassi bana...!