1. Pakistan ki nojwan nasal ke bigarne ki wajah????
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media???
internet????
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nahi..
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mein bataun?
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1st Year ki urdu ki gazalain...Ache se ache bachay ko Ashiq bana daiti hain...
2. Teacher: Define Newton's Law.
Student: Pora nahi ata, akhir se ata hy
Teacher: Chalo akhir sy suna do
Student: ...and this is called Newton's Law :)
3. Exam ki raat ko student ne toss kya
Head aya to Sona hy aur tail aya to film dekhna hy, aur khara raha to gana sune gy..
aur agar hawa mein raha to puri raat Parhai......
4. Classical Insult:
Larka thokar lgne se Gadhay ke paon mein gir gaya, pas se guzarti hui larki boli : Baray bhai k paon choo rahe ho
Larka Bola: Jee Bhabhi......
5. Admi sharab ka glass samnay rakh kr ghamzada baitha tha....dost aa ker sath baith gaya usko thapki daite hue glass utha k aik hi ghoont me pee gaya aur bola suna jigar q udas baitha hy?
Admi bola : yar aj to din hi bura hy, subha bv se jhagra ho gaya, raste main gari kharab, office se late ho gaya, boss ne nikal dia, gf chor gai ab khudkushi k liay ZEHAR pene laga tha wo glass tu pee gaya....apna to din hee bura hy.....
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socho....
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media???
internet????
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nahi..
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.
.
mein bataun?
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.
1st Year ki urdu ki gazalain...Ache se ache bachay ko Ashiq bana daiti hain...
2. Teacher: Define Newton's Law.
Student: Pora nahi ata, akhir se ata hy
Teacher: Chalo akhir sy suna do
Student: ...and this is called Newton's Law :)
3. Exam ki raat ko student ne toss kya
Head aya to Sona hy aur tail aya to film dekhna hy, aur khara raha to gana sune gy..
aur agar hawa mein raha to puri raat Parhai......
4. Classical Insult:
Larka thokar lgne se Gadhay ke paon mein gir gaya, pas se guzarti hui larki boli : Baray bhai k paon choo rahe ho
Larka Bola: Jee Bhabhi......
5. Admi sharab ka glass samnay rakh kr ghamzada baitha tha....dost aa ker sath baith gaya usko thapki daite hue glass utha k aik hi ghoont me pee gaya aur bola suna jigar q udas baitha hy?
Admi bola : yar aj to din hi bura hy, subha bv se jhagra ho gaya, raste main gari kharab, office se late ho gaya, boss ne nikal dia, gf chor gai ab khudkushi k liay ZEHAR pene laga tha wo glass tu pee gaya....apna to din hee bura hy.....
i want to go back to the time ....!
ReplyDeleteWhen happiness means a bar of chocolate,
When victory means finishing your plate first,
When safety means being in your mom's arms,
When dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth & touching the roof in his strong arms meant high above the sky,
When the only things broken were your toys,
When you loved everybody and everybody loved you,
i wish i could go back...!
I wish...!
Kamran Akmal ne to 2 catches chor ker birthday gift dia tha FARAZ
ReplyDeleteLekin dafa 302 k tehat Ross Taylor ne Pakistan ko saza-e-mout suna di...Wah Wah Wah
Good SMS I like It. Tanveer
ReplyDeleteMorning Smile Makes the Day Better,
ReplyDeleteThat's the Best Thing We Can do to Make Life Easy.
So always try to keep smiling.
Mat ker khak ke putly pe Garoor-e-Beniazi itni Ae Adam
ReplyDeleteKhud ko Khudi me Jhaank kar dekh tujh me rakha kya hy...