Pages

Search This Blog

Amazon Banner

Friday 29 July 2011

"Bloody English"

Husband messages to wife on cell:

"Hi, What are you doing darling?"

Wife: "I'm dying"

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet heart how can I live without you?"

Wife: "You idiot I'm dying my hair..."

Husband: Bloody English...!

No comments:

Post a Comment