Principal: Are you chewing gum?
Student: No sir I'm human being...
Wife: We are having mother for dinner tonight.
Husband: Make sure she is well cooked...
Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when I take exams...
Guest: Will these stairs take me to the 2nd floor?
Boy: No, you'll have to walk as well...
Girl: I've changed my mind.
Boy: Thanks GOD!!! Does the new one work...???
Student: No sir I'm human being...
Wife: We are having mother for dinner tonight.
Husband: Make sure she is well cooked...
Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when I take exams...
Guest: Will these stairs take me to the 2nd floor?
Boy: No, you'll have to walk as well...
Girl: I've changed my mind.
Boy: Thanks GOD!!! Does the new one work...???
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