Nice Definitions...

Classic:
A book which people praise but do not read.

Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life...!

Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth...!

Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do...!

Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together...!

Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes...!

Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions...!

Father:
A banker provided by nature...!

Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip...!

Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls in to river...!

Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says midway "See I am not injured yet...!"


Have a good day...