When the body was made all parts wanted to be Boss.
Brain: I should be boss coz I control the whole body responses...
Feet: We should be the boss, We carry the brain...
Hands: We should be the boss coz we do all work and earn money...
And so it went on and on with the heart, lungs, eyes till finally the Asshole spoke. All parts laughed at the idea of Asshole being the boss....
So the Asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work...!
Within a short time eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, feet twitched, heart and lungs began to panic and brain started to shut...!
Eventually they all decided that the Asshole should be the BOSS so the motion was passed and now All parts work while the Boss just sits and passes out the shit...!
Moral: You don't need brain to be the Boss. Any Asshole can be a BOSS........!!!!!
Brain: I should be boss coz I control the whole body responses...
Feet: We should be the boss, We carry the brain...
Hands: We should be the boss coz we do all work and earn money...
And so it went on and on with the heart, lungs, eyes till finally the Asshole spoke. All parts laughed at the idea of Asshole being the boss....
So the Asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work...!
Within a short time eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, feet twitched, heart and lungs began to panic and brain started to shut...!
Eventually they all decided that the Asshole should be the BOSS so the motion was passed and now All parts work while the Boss just sits and passes out the shit...!
Moral: You don't need brain to be the Boss. Any Asshole can be a BOSS........!!!!!
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